YT 12/18/2015 A few kicks -
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.
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Holy hells
His legs...they are nothing but sticks.
He is a potato-man!
His legs...they are nothing but sticks.
He is a potato-man!
Subconcious Offense
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He must have started taping because he thought he was good. Reminds me of his attempts at pull ups.
Was he heaving on his way back to the camera?
Was he heaving on his way back to the camera?
Every time he reaches up his belly is shown.
He's wearing clothes that are too small for him.
He's wearing clothes that are too small for him.
Why did he even record this? This was level with 5 year old skills.. But yeah, pullup video......
I can't even imagine what its like to be his neighbor.
Something about this vid kind of bums me out. This is something a younger Chris could've been doing and really enjoying with kids his age.
Now he's in his 30s, playing alone in front of his yard in his skirt with the tattered remains of his hair blowing in the wind...
Now he's in his 30s, playing alone in front of his yard in his skirt with the tattered remains of his hair blowing in the wind...
Looks like America is getting some World Cup glory very soon.
Not sure if that was a bra bleeding through his jacket, or titsweat.
Also tfw there are no cars driving by his house at all.
Also tfw there are no cars driving by his house at all.
IanBrannanSOMETHING
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My thoughts:
1) All the time I watched this I thought about how much Snoopy and Clover would enjoy being outside running around after a ball.
2) It amused me how, despite aiming the ball directly at his head, Chris couldn't header the ball more than once.
3) When the ball went up the neighbour's driveway, and he stopped... I wonder if he's been told off for trespassing before? He didn't seem to have any regard for playing IN THE ROAD.
4) I was waiting for that last kick to hit the camera.
5) Come back selfie remote, I miss you
1) All the time I watched this I thought about how much Snoopy and Clover would enjoy being outside running around after a ball.
2) It amused me how, despite aiming the ball directly at his head, Chris couldn't header the ball more than once.
3) When the ball went up the neighbour's driveway, and he stopped... I wonder if he's been told off for trespassing before? He didn't seem to have any regard for playing IN THE ROAD.
4) I was waiting for that last kick to hit the camera.
5) Come back selfie remote, I miss you
Well, Chris is as good at soccer as at everything else, big surprise. He probably thinks he is the next Pelé anyways.
Fucktard runs right into the street without looking.
Need an Austic Man-baby X-ing sign before he gets run over.
Need an Austic Man-baby X-ing sign before he gets run over.
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Don't underestimate his understanding of cars running people over. He has experience.
DragoonSierra
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Honestly Im surprised he even knows to kick the ball with the inside and outside of his foot. Considering Chris is inept at everything he does the fact that he does this shows he may have had some experience playing soccer at one point.
Im also interested in someone photoshopping a car or bus hitting him ala Scary Movie.
Im also interested in someone photoshopping a car or bus hitting him ala Scary Movie.
This is what his belly flopping out from his jacket reminded me of.
Straight Outta Cwcville
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Chris-tiano Ronaldo
Someone needs to be demoted back to velcro straps
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