Chris currently has 15 patrons giving him $191 a month, and he has the tenacity to ask for more money.
I'm guessing Chris was never taught not to look a gift horse in the mouth.
This reminds me of a story I once heard, about a homeless man begging for food money. These kind people set up a table with a feast for him, and when they left he kicked it over, disgruntled he couldn't get money to buy drugs.
Hopefully they have to pawn it again for half of what Chris paid, then when Chris has $400 he buys it again, then pawns it again, and so on until Chris has lost thousands of dollars over a stupid fucking piece of gaudy white trash jewelry.