YT 2/16 - UPDATE - Etsy whoring, PS Vita rant, HILARY CLINTON! -

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Brief summary:

Chris continues to hock Etsy garbage only Autistics with too much money will buy. Chris calls someone a tranny. Chris rambles on in a stupid voice about visiting a local Gamestop and why the Vita doesn't get much attention and dreams of using Amiibos on a Vita. Chris lets people know they can still give him money for his garbage. He also talks politics, Chris wants Hilary Clinton to win.

"This nation needs a woman's touch." - QOTD

 

[Milktheturtle]

He really want that PS4 so bad,he's talking about fullfiling orders,something that he has trouble with for quit some time,he dont realise that he's not helping himself.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He bought a PS4 game before he has a PS4? He's pretty much going to buy one with his like IIRC @Marvin suggested then.

And he just admitted on tape that he entered a Game Stop.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Is Chris rooting for Hilary just because she's a women? that's dumb as fuck.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He really want that PS4 so bad,he's talking about fullfiling orders,something that he has trouble with for quit some time,he dont realise that he's not helping himself.

His business model is basically "Rob Peter to pay Paul, and hope that Peter still orders more crap from me".

 

[Beef Cream Guppy]

Is he trying to get google to sponsor him?

 

[Milktheturtle]

It's also funny to see Chris trying to justifiy having a Vita,a nearly dead console with little to no release.

 

[Rai]

Is he trying to get google to sponsor him?

That might be counterproductive to Google's revenue, since the act of googling Chris might more than likely make people develop a phobia of the Internet itself.

 

[Hyperion]

Oh so no discounts for jerkops?

 

[rickydarius]

The QVC CVC starring your host Christine!

It's also funny to see Chris trying to justifiy having a Vita,a nearly dead console with little to no release.

:< The Vita is just for all my weeb games I can't get otherwise.

 

[Marvin]

Is Chris rooting for Hilary just because she's a women? that's dumb as fuck.

Heh, and he would've voted for Palin if he was permitted.

Someone should tell Chris he should try to be the first woman president.

 

[Some JERK]

It's interesting how Chris's speech goes through phases. He's definitely in "mouth full of marbles, baby-talk" phase right now. I only understood about half of what he was saying.

I'ts also funny that he thinks adding more things to the PS4 deal will entice someone to go for it. If nobody trusted him to live up to the deal as it was stated earlier, then why would they think he'd follow through after adding more elements to his end?

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Heh, and he would've voted for Palin if he was permitted.

Someone should tell Chris he should try to be the first woman president.

Well he's already a female mayor of CWCVille, President is the next logical step in his head.

 

[Purple Man]

Exactly 3 minutes after I commented on him NOT begging for PS4 in his previous video, this one goes live. Never change, Chris.

He's really getting desperate for it and if no ween caves in, I think we'll all have a very special Christian Love Day.

 

[Cumuppance]

What exactly does he mutter to himself at 1:28 after saying the word "Tranny"?

Also funny how Chris doesn't care which party is in power, as long as the president isn't a MALE JERK.

 

[Count Olaf]

Well I can't watch this yet as I'm still at work and the WiFi here blocks almost everything. But just reading that Chris is rooting for Hillary for no other reason than she has a vagina is laughable. But not surprising.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Someone should tell Chris he should try to be the first woman president.

He will be eligible starting next presidential term. You have 4 years to butter him up

 

[calicojack]

Is Chris rooting for Hilary just because she's a women? that's dumb as fuck.

You'd be surprised how many people use that excuse to vote for a horrible person like her.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I love his little outburst at 1:18, it makes me hopeful that in the near future we might vitness another on-camera chimpout yet again.

What exactly does he mutter to himself at 1:28 after saying the word "Tranny"?

Also funny how Chris doesn't care which party is in power, as long as the president isn't a MALE JERK.

I think he says "It's personal, alright? Geez." Either that or "fursuit, anal blight, cheese." Neither would surprise me at this point.

EDIT: Man, I do like that little jazz guitar improvisation between 1:39 and 4:36; too bad OPL probably can't appreciate it. I wonder which version of Unforgettable it is from.

 

[milkshark]

In order for somebody to legitimately take the offer, they would need to be interested in buying $500 worth of Chris merch at once. Has anyone bought that much stuff from him? I know @DStecks donated him a grand but he wanted to stop his own guilt and take credit for new comics. Chris could've just bought all of that shit with that money, I'm not sure why he didn't. Oh wait...