YT: 4/03 Future message from Crystal W Chandler. -

[Somar]

 

[Alex Krycek]

Normally I find Avant Garde poetry amusing or interesting at the very least.

I don’t have any idea what I just watched or what the purpose of this message was and the guy in the clown mask needs to work on his delivery.

 

[Aldora]

Why do I get the feeling that all these Chris orbiters are all unemployed?

 

[Botched Tit Job]

My favorite part was when Chris kept bending down to pick up papers instead of, you know, filming the actual subject of the video.

 

[BV 937]

This is just something else. The amount of money that must have been spent on that costume. Somebodies mom is gunna be pissed about the use of their credit card.

 

[Father Jack]

Top 10 Reboots Nobody Asked For

 

[The Dude]

I'm all for Chris having a boyfriend, but I think he could have done better than an unfunny faggot drum major in a $5 clown mask.

 

[Venom Snake]

My God, this makes less sense everytime... who is that guy?... why the mask?... for a second I thought Chris was dead until she said "just keep reading" in a menacing voice.

 

[Looney Troons]

Christ almighty

 

[StoicMoose]

"Just keep reading." ?

 

[AF 802]

"fluorescent adolescent"

So Chris' baby will be part CIA nigger?

 

[Truthboi]

Did Chris threaten this guy to read?

 

[Silver Octopus]

This new Joker movie looks shit

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Spoiler: Masked Autist Transcript

Hello everyone far and near.
I have something you want to hear.
So please use your ears before I disappear.
Let's make something clear before we start.
I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.
We're all about to take part in a new event segment.
Which will invent what you call a cement.
My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment of discontent.
[Chris: Just keep reading.]
I am that supplement to a lesser extent.
Christine has been hellbent on being a parent.
So she made a pleasant investment and got my mother pregnant.
I'm a florescent adolescence a direct descendant and not the only attendant.
There is one other, Crystal, and I am her brother.
There is much you don't know unless I show, but that is a no go.
Right now I am here solo but soon I will have my shadow. A lovely combo.
There will be no tiptoe around the tempo.
I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden, glow Babylonian weeping willow below the Jim Crow plateau.
I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well under your light microscope.
Never the less, god bless. Thanks for working with me in this process.
More or less it's still a work in progress.
I hope to bring happiness for all parties and please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.

I couldn't fully understand some parts. Was the mask really necessary? Like, he's going to get doxxed anyways by either the forums or by Chris himself.

 

[The Dude]

Is this the same Autistic queer who took Chris ghost hunting (in the middle of the fucking day), or is it the Autistic queer who bought him a Switch?

 

[Jeanne d'Arc]

Somehow this dude gives off a stronger scent of Asperger's than Chris does lmfao, literally sounds like a fucking robot

Even if he's doing it intentionally to "hide his voice" I'm sure his real voice isn't more than a hop, skip, and a jump from this, they can't alter their voices well at all

 

[Silver Octopus]

At first I thought Chris got hacked by Anonymous... Then I heard Chris speak and realised that was probably @Copitz behind the mask.

 

[The Dude]

Somehow this dude gives off a stronger scent of Asperger's than Chris does lmfao, literally sounds like a fucking robot

Even if he's doing it intentionally to "hide his voice" I'm sure his real voice isn't more than a hop, skip, and a jump from this, they can't alter their voices well at all

That's how you know people on the Spectrum have no souls.

 

[admiral]

This is the gayest isis hostage video i've ever seen.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

More Idea People, yay