That falsetto sure has me convinced. Gone are the days where we debate Chris' gender; Chris is clearly a woman now, just listen to that high-pitched voice.
I figure most of the people buying shit from Chris are weens, but I feel really sorry for anyone who buys stamps from him thinking they'll be in decent shape.
Thousands of dollars worth of toys in the background and still people give him money. $1, $3, $500, $1000, it does not matter since it all gets spent on crap and fatty will never be grateful, remember that he never publicly thanked DStecks for giving him so much and has gone on video complaining that people only donated the minimum amount.
Just me or his calligraphy is actually worse now?. Also, nice attempt at correcting "Christopher" to "Christian", I'm kind of amazed he didn't striked it through a third time and wrote "Christine".
I'd love to say "NO Chris, noone wants to buy your useless junk" but then you remember, there's always some pathetic champ who will gladly throw money at this failure just to "troll" him. And Jesus fucking wept.
Someone gives Chris $1500 for something with literally zero tangible value, and he'll ship it "this week". A thoughtful and grateful seller would do this first thing in the morning on the Monday after the sale. Instead he makes a stupid video shilling an overpriced item he's had zero luck selling for weeks.
The real thing to take away from this video is the supposed return of his captains log series. That's a chance at classic Chris content if it ever happens.
He's decided the stamp album is worth $1000. He really wants $1000.
What the album is actually worth and whether or not anyone else wants it doesn't factor into his thought process, just that $1000 he's already planned on getting for some old thing he doesn't want anymore. In his head it was basically promised.