YT: 4/20 Sonichu Headquarters google intro video -

[Somar]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

that hairline tho

 

[ATaxingWoman]

"Fairly well-kept home"
Sure, Chris

 

[Lapis]

Chris is so lazy he can only battle Pokémon at his own house twice a day

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris should create his own app called the PokemonHoe App (TM) where you can bring the kids to play Pokemon while he blows their fathers in da minivans. A 2-4-1 is applicable to college students. It's why Chris named it Sonichu 'Head'quarters.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Here’s the link to Sonichu Headquarters on Google maps.

I lol’d at Chris saying Bob was the last person that really looked after the house... he died before the house fire.

 

[Shabobus]

Chris seems to be struggling to breathe just from standing.

 

[Tiny Clever Commander]

Thought it was just him being awkward as usual and then he starts talking about the fucking interdimensional CPU goddess shit.

 

[KJ 195]

I thought that was Sorbet wailing at the beginning of the video

 

[Raiken]

What art? What books?

 

[Lipitor]

Keep inviting the trolls to your doorstep.

 

[Takodachi]

Welfare was a mistake.

 

[Ashmadonk]

Inviting random people to come loiter in his yard is definitely going to work out well.

 

[Super Colon Blow]

I AM REALLY A CPU GODDESS hur dur yeah okay. Sure. Is that why you look like a bag lady and get out of breath just from recording a video? Dem superpowers though

 

[janekop]

The best part is when he puts his arm around his invisible sweethearts. Still hoping for that dimensional merge

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

Chris reminds us that he

• Has super powers.
• that his kryptonite is mild trash talk and criticism.

 

[GoodGirlPatti]

"...Cuz I got the super powers! Believe it or not, I am a CPU-!"

> complains about the sun being too bright

Oi, Chris, you should use your CPU Goddess powers to block out that nasty sun.
Joke aside, this video made me a smile. He's crazy as usual.

 

[Ray Streip]

HOLY SHIT THE RETURN OF THE CLAW OF FAIL

 

[Silver Octopus]

At 3:18

I do as well as I can with my art and books and everything...

That’s a lie, Chris hasn’t worked at all on any of those things this year.

I‘m just one individual with superpowers still in development

Chris gives himself superpowers but he still have this ‘poor me’ mentality where he wants people to pity him.
This is a dumbest and weirdest clash of gloating and attempted modesty, I’ve ever seen.

With only my loves nearby...
(points the camera at the empty space behind him)
Magi-Chan Sonichu, and my Blaziken!
(presumedly places his hand on the face of the imaginary Blaziken)

I’m 95% sure that Blaziken is now part of Chris’s polyamorous relationship... Chris is probably just waiting for the marriage papers to arrive before announcing his love hexagon.
Why can’t Chris give himself an imaginary human wife? Why do they all have to be Pokemons?
Dude’s a furry, I swear...

 

[Oscar Wilde]

"Just an individual with developing super powers."

Good to know that Chris is now capable of blessing things. It's great that the house has his blessing of protection now that's it's publicly marked on gmaps.