YT 6/11 - Happy birthday, Jonathan! - Aka shittiest gift ever.

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Chris tries to play damage control and do the work people paid him for on Etsy, he was offering custom greetings if you recall.

 

[Lalala]

In a situation where I can't listen to the audio so I just watched this with the sound off.....it's fucking bizarre, it looks like he's having a stroke.

 

[anephric]

If this was performance art, it would be titled "drunk aunt at the wedding".

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Chris continues to keep it classy with stained and unwashed clothing, there's a giant blue mark on his left man boob.

 

[Dr.Research]

I dig his white trash tank top.
And apparently he may of missed the birthday. Again.

 

[AnOminous]

Great wife-beater with vile stains all over it, Chris.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

That hair flower! The stained tank top! It's all too much.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Jonathan is a lucky, lucky guy to have received such an amazing birthday wish!

 

[facepalm]

Jesus. You couldn't even look semi-presentable for this paid message.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Chris has budded into a beautiful well-adjusted woman.

 

[Paul Rudd]

Jesus. You couldn't even look semi-presentable for this paid message.

He's just giving the people what they want!

 

[Anime-Chan]

These random high pitches of his voices and absurd sound effects always get me.

 

[Ntwadumela]

CWCFLYINGELEPHANTS - The G-Rated version
Certified حلال

 

[Lipitor]

Translation: I spent the money, before I got around to recording this too late.

 

[ashtonf2m]

Where the fuck are those blue stains on his tank top from? Also, I can't believe Chris could get any more retarded, but this video has to prove that anything is possible.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

...when's kiwifarms' anniversary?

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is trying harder to convince everyone he has nice tits than than to make the video good.

 

[LubedUpLoach]

Chris has budded into a beautiful well-adjusted woman.

To be honest, it hurts to look at Chris now. I cannot stand to see him like this without wanting to vomit. His voice doesn't help either.

 

[RichardDripp]

That 5 O'Clock shadow blends right in with the anime hair, brightly colored stains, and loud nail polish.

Siobhan has nothing on this fine specimen.

 

[_blank_]

Does... does Christine not even know the birthday song?

Also, I have to commend him for somehow managing to make those nasty polo shirts, medallion, and Gomer Pyle haircut look more acceptable by comparison. I mean it wasn't the greatest of looks, but he owned it. Now he just looks like drowned white trash.