Money YT 6/14 - Donations Required, Serious. Please help. - Rumors of Barb's death are greatly exaggerated

[The American Hedgehog]

Nulledit:
1. He uploads the first video.
2. Within 5 minutes, he pulls it.
3. Nerds scramble to find an archive. It is found. Linked below.
4. The second video is uploaded, this time without the corpse of barb. rip

Update: @Randall Fragg called for a welfare check on Barb and said that she spoke with the dispatch officer and that she is okay.

Chris attempted to deflect blame for his poor spending habits by saying, "In my defense, the Trolls should not have been able to view anything I do on eBay," according to a text sent to @njm00ch.

https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Donations Required, Serious Please help-gMMl48jUgyc.mp4

Spoiler: Video Description

https://video.lolcow.wiki/CWC/Donations Requested, Please.-tS8OOHFYkAA.mp4

Spoiler: Video Description

Published on Jun 14, 2016
Please send donations directly to me via PayPal to my email address: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com. Thank you.

If you don't know how, watch this video.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

barb is gonna die

 

[Paul Rudd]

This is low

Edit: for Chris I mean.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

BARB IS DEAAAAD

*throws q-sands at Chris*

 

[Cumuppance]

Everyone knows Snorlax is immortal.

Just another donation ploy.

 

[Null]

lol

 

[AN/ALR56]

"at least say something to let me know you are still alive"
*Snorts*

Oh yeah Chris waste money on Lego and transformers while your mother dies of lack of medicine in front of you,classy

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Barb is fucking fine, folks.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Maybe you should sell those Transformer toys.

 

[getoffmylawn]

Did anyone else notice that Barb stopped snoring after Chris tapped her on the head? That could have been the death blow.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Fuck you Chris get a job.

 

[Among Which]

Not enough Ethiopian shoe-less kids in this vid to warrant a donation.

 

[Darndirty]

Holy shit..it's like the camera got turned on in the middle of a crime scene..a dead old lady and a man(?) Covered in sweat trying to cover his tracks...God sweaty Chris in HD is gross..and I'll be damned if for a second barbs hand didn't look rigormortised for a second..she might not last the month but I had extra money for transformers ...but it's her fault for paying the damn bill!

I wonder if barb is scheming enough to play sick to help Chris get those sweet donations

 

[pickledance]

Nice to see the horde is alive and well.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Holy shit..it's like the camera got turned on in the middle of a crime scene..a dead old lady and a man(?) Covered in sweat trying to cover his tracks...God sweaty Chris in HD is gross..and I'll be damned if for a second barbs hand didn't look rigormortised for a second..she might not last the month but I had extra money for transformers ...but it's her fault for paying the damn bill!

Or a very bad porn scene..

 

[Paul Rudd]

Barb, you have no one to blame but yourself. Damn you and your impulsive bill paying.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

This leads me to a question:
When Barb does die, do you think Chris will post a video with her corpse before he calls 911?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This does not even deserve a falsetto because THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS!

 

[Melkor]

I thought he was crying but it was just sweat.

I can't believe Barb might fuckin die.

 

[Sweaty P]

I'm going to guess that Barb is just a heavy sleeper, and Chris is sinking to a new low when it comes to guilting/baiting people into throwing cash on his double D's. That's actually pretty shitty of him, but hey, what else is new?

If it turns out that this is legit, then damn. I wonder what will happen once Chris loses his mother, too.