YT 6/19 - Chapter 2: The Autism Strikes Back - Nobody asked for this

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Chris uploads Chapter 2 of his autistic little story. The first few minutes he let's us know he had a block on his Paypal account (imagine that). We're reminded that he is still trying to raise $200 (Paypal and legal checks sent to 14 BLC) he also tries to justify the amount to help pay for their nutritious bananas.

The rest of the video is painful and full of obnoxious voices and retardation that you'd probably be better off not watching.

Update:

According to True and Honest fan @Yellow Shirt Guy confirms that Watermelon and Chris are once again Facebook buddies. As most of suspected his involvement in these boring and pointless audio readings, it comes as no surprise.

 

[autism420]

Don't worry Christine, another donation is on the way

 

[Silver Octopus]

Last Time on Autism:

• Chris asked for donations

And on today's episode of Autism:

• Chris asks for donations

And now... Autism!

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The Man With No Name]

"I will allow for you to send me a ce-certified bank check through the US Mail to my home address, but mosssly I want it direct to my Paypal account please."

Chris sounds like a caricature of an entitled child. These are lines Angelica from Rugrats would be saying, not a grown ass adult man.

 

[Yellow Shirt Guy]

I wonder how much alcohol I'll need to watch this travesty

 

[SuperJ]

I see at least 2 feet of shelf space that is LEGO free. Barb's medicine be damned.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

He looks like a grandma.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

I wonder how much alcohol I'll need to watch this travesty

I think you're going to need something stronger than alcohol. You should try heroin.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Ya "certified bank cheque to your home address" how about a nail bomb instead you shit

 

[ShinyVulpix]

I think we have found the next Stephen King.

 

[Bunnii]

I have zero clue what's going on in this fucking story anymore and I don't know if that's because of Chris's autism, the author's autism, or both.

 

[Mr Pizza]

I'm not sure where his wranglers are going with this whole, "Have dumbass read a dumbass story" arc. I guess it's takes him a lot of time so if I ever want to hear Chris talk for a half hour I'm good.

Anyone want to give me the cliff notes version?

Also the guilt stare at 1:50.

 

[Silver Octopus]

"I will allow for you to send me a ce-certified bank check through the US Mail to my home address, but mosssly I want it direct to my Paypal account please."

Chris sounds like a caricature of an entitled child. These are lines Angelica from Rugrats would be saying, not a grown ass adult man.

I love that... "I will allow for you to send me a ce-certified bank check" like we've been graced with the privilege to give Chris our money.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

Whoever is doing this, you're worse than Chris. At least Chris is funny sometimes.

 

[PelvicUnicorns]

Goddamn, that voice acting. RIP My ears.

 

[DZ 305]

The ride never ends!

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

People were afraid to file PayPal complaints against Chris for fear of doxing their personal information, could you imagine that idiot sharing your banking information instead?

I can't wait for the first ween to send Chris a check only to cancel it and show the whole fucking check on screen.

 

[LD 3187]

TL;DR: 2minutes of ebegging followed by 14minutes of terrible fan fiction. I recommend watching only from 15:20 to 15:40 just so you can see how long Chris takes to process a simple information.

 

[Dain Bramage]

If Chris loses his electricity, he can't make any more mooch videos, and I doubt the local library will allow Chris to hook up his PS4 to their library internet and let him record a video there.