YT 7/20 - Announcement 07202016 - Chris reminds viewers about video requests for sale

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[LD 3187]

There is a slim chance that Chris manages this well and becomes the next Tyrone/Rog. He will score a lot of legos if he plays his cards right.

 

[JULAY]

The way that those eyes on his shirt accentuate his moobs is fucking horrifying.

 

[GV 998]

Here we ago again...

Ok, here's how I picture this playing out.

Weens pay Chris to say shit, Chris will initially do these, but will probably not say all of the requests word for word, because, many will be insulting. However, not long after, he will get lazy and stop fulfilling orders, once again. Then it's back to straight up begging

 

[Jaded Optimist]

"Fifteen minutes will get you up to five minutes" it's funny how often he makes mistakes like that. He then realizes he made a mistake, and you can see him pause and look confused. Just like his drawing though, there are no rough takes or first drafts so our beautiful autistic warrior powers onward.

 

[The Joker]

He's wearing a shirt made for preteen girls and is a tranny with badly dyed hair prostituting himself out. Chris is now tied with ADF and Sophie Labelle.

 

[CatParty]

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[Lipitor]

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The ween wall just got 10 feet higher.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

This just in, Chris will take your money. Nothing new here. He flat out tells you to go fuck yourself and you're most likely only to get 30 second videos out of him.

 

[Strelok]

There is a slim chance that Chris manages this well and becomes the next Tyrone/Rog. He will score a lot of legos if he plays his cards right.

FitVeganGinger is still wider than how slim that chance is.

 

[tardwrangler]

This just in, Chris will take your money. Nothing new here. He flat out tells you to go fuck yourself and you're most likely only to get 30 second videos out of him.

he said something along the lines of "15 minutes will get you up to 5 minutes of whatever you like" (?) -- I assume he meant $50 will get you up to 5 minutes... this works out to about $600/hr which seems like a reasonable fee for the busy mayor of a nonexistent city.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

At least he's finally learned he needs to ask for payment up front

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Chris really is very adverse to getting a job in order to have disposable income, isn't he?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

"15 minutes will get you 5 minutes."

He has gone truly insane.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Point in Chris's favor: he's actually trying something that would legit earn him money.

Point against him: his own laziness and autism will sabotage his efforts, even without the we'ens. We've been telling Chris for years that we'd pay to have him talk about Cartoon Land, or what happened on the short bus, or if Bob had guns, or any number of things that actually made Chris interesting. Not on the list: pokemon, amiibos, MLP. But of course, he can't fathom not being a celebrity for his own sake, so he'll do the boring route of "pay me to say shit on YouTube", which every no-talent assclown has tried and failed.

However... if he's in the mood, someone pay him to tell ADF to stop impersonating him.

 

[jawsome]

The framing of this video makes it look like his closet threw up.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I still can't get over the fact that his speech skills are deteriorating very quickly.

I watched some of his older videos and he could speak a lot clearer, well, as much as he is able.

But this is just devolving....

 

[just some jerk]

More of this shit, I wish he would wander around the mall throwing strings at girls again.

What I wouldn't give for a Megan 2.0 rather than this boring cavalcade of tertiary players paying $50 for attention.

I don't know whose real name is who on the forums. am I missing out by not caring?

 

[Mussi]

The way he's speaking sounds like someone cut the tip of his tongue off.

 

[4Macie]

We all know Chris won't always come through with the videos. He'll do 5 or so and then say stress is too much. And unfortunately for those who are paying Chris for the videos, you can't get a refund for these videos because of the way Chris is taking payments this time.

He either lucked out and found the one way to keep his money, or someone told him there's no charge backs this way.