YT 9/30/2020 - To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime) -

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Pepper Jack

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Barb looks like she is filming an ISIS hostage video.

Immediately afterwards Barb's message to Cole, Chris immediately ruins it with his merge bullshit.

Chris encourages Cole to look up his phone number, which is all over the internet, and to call them.
 

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I haven't even started the video and already I'm cringing hard.
jesus christ chris has sad violin music on to try and play on cole's emotions.
using your braindead mother to try and get your brother to take care of her so you can play lego all day. See, this shit is why I can say I hate chris as a person. He clearly sees his mother as a burden, uses her as a prop in his videos, and is trying to get his brother to step in so he won't have to.
"Very nice." And he pats her like a dog. Fuck you chris you piece of shit.
My toes curl in supreme levels of cringe as 'Sonichu' addresses Cole. Fucking why chris, why.
*screams in agony as chris uses THIS to spread his nonsense about the merge*
Chris has a Joe Biden moment and sputters out random nonsense before talking about Cole hanging out with iron man in some weird attempt to make this sound cool and not totally insane.
1:03 the pony horn/wings of fail are hung up on the wall.
Chris FINALLY talks about barb. Shows she takes a backseat to everything in chris's delusions.
More stuttering as chris shows us he's slowly going back to when he was 4 and unable to speak.
Is chris drunk? He can barely get a coherent sentence out. Its worse than usual.
he keeps playing with his hair and moving around.
more proof that chris's F in english is well deserved.
AND THERE'S THAT FUCKING TONGUE.
Chris says this is unscripted. No shit. I'm sure reading a script would be enough to get chris sweaty, and he's already sweating bullets from walking from barb's room to his.
Chris lapses back to reality long enough to tell cole thanks for the flowers before toing back about how cole's going to see comic book characters IRL.
lol, Batman lives in New Jersey? what?
Chris says 'take that cole' like saying cartoons are real is some kind of sick burn.
Chris says "Zoo zana" and says that's still a thing. wtf is going on here?
DRAMATIC GLASSES REMOVAL
Chris says his mom said 'whoopee doo for him' and seems to think this will somehow endear him and his mother to cole after sending her flowers. Sorta like spitting in cole's eye there, you shit pig.
Chris brings up cole not inviting chris and Barb to his wedding. Again, not winning you any favors, Chris.
Chris says you were right about 'mama' on a number of things, and I first think its about Barb but no. Chris means himself because 'sonichu' is talking.
TONGUE.
Barb apparently yelled at chris about something at some point. Dunno what.
he's been knocking on his head a lot this video. I'm sure he likes the echo.
Chris says his phone number is spread around the internet, and that he's popular. There's the chris chan ego on display.

I normally only do these things for his live reactions but damn did I need to do this just to watch this shit.
 
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Imagine if Cole actually saw this. Barb guilt trips him, and Chris takes over and says "Brother, this is actually Sonichu". Imagine that being your family. Do you call someone and say "hey we need a wellness check, I think my mom and tranny brother are mentally ill, my brother told me that he thinks he's a cartoon he drew 20 years ago, and he's trying to convince me I've been hanging out with Iron Man and the Avengers when I have done no such thing"? Holy shit.
 
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