YT 9/30/2020 - To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime) -

[Chrus Chundlur]

Fuck, the sheer entitlement in that email!

It would be nice to stroll into Chris bedroom, unceremoniously drop your pants, and take big, fat, smelly dump all over his toys, all while silently looking him directly in the eye.

And, then, as soon as he tries to open his pie-hole in protest, quickly cut him off wih: "THERE IS NO SIGN ANYWHERE STATING I CAN'T SHIT HERE!!!".

 

[Saklas]

Barb looks like she is filming an ISIS hostage video.

Immediately afterward Barb's message to Cole, Chris immediately ruins it with his merge bullshit.

Chris encourages Cole to look up his phone number, which is all over the internet, and to call them.

That's the look of a woman who knows she's spending her last days with a monster she created and her body will be buried under mountains of his stuff.

 

[drtoboggan]

Chris sweats a lot for a sedentary person.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

How is barb not dead from ammonia and fecal inhalation at this point?

I think the old bag intends to troll us all and outlive her mongo offspring.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

I would love to just go around all of the pages here, but I don't have the time.
I feel nothing but empathy towards Barbara at this time. She looks she like thinks her little boy is playing with her.. And it's horrifying to me.
Barb was an idiot person, but now that she's this old and seems demented, I just want Chris to die so she can wander the streets and some sweet person help her to get into a retirement home.

 

[naught sock account 1]

The sentiment is nice, yet it's still so sad.

 

[CORRUPT🍀]

Barb looks like she is filming an ISIS hostage video.

Immediately afterwards Barb's message to Cole, Chris immediately ruins it with his merge bullshit.

Chris encourages Cole to look up his phone number, which is all over the internet, and to call them.

I genuinely cannot understand a word he's saying, I haven't watched anything on him in a while and it's just so bizarre, it's like he's off his fucking head. He reminds me of those crazy street mumblers the way his voice sorta fades in and out.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Don't forget!

forgot about "q-sand" until just now

 

[Hogar Grupal]

help her to get into a retirement home.

Would be way better than wasting away in 14 BLC. Surprised she hasn't been devoured by bug bites.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

devoured by bug bites

If she passes away covered in bug bites like Bob did, one could say both Barb and Bob were consumed by the hoard.

 

[The Fool]

ahdnd lose mah birginity ta megahan

I haven't followed Chris for a while - to be fair, since he became a tranny he got annoying rather than funny - but does he actually believe this "Sonichu is possessing me" thing, or is it just a childish Autistic front he's got going on for reasons? There is a difference.

If he's legit schizophrenic and believes this shit then it brings some questions up about his initial autism diagnosis.

It's a coping mechanism. Chris is fully aware of his circumstances, or at least aware enough that he knows he's absolutely fucked and his entire life was a waste. He's doing everything he can to simply ignore reality and hope it goes away by itself. Of course he has other mechanisms for dealing with it, like his autistic ego constantly ensuring himself that he's amazing. Although, he is aware he is not amazing, at least a little bit. But he absolutely assures himself he "will be", that "some day" he'll be able to fly and have psychic powers and whathaveyou.

Lots of people in this thread seem to think Chris is delusional. This isn't a delusion. Chris is extremely obviously roleplaying as Sonichu, he often trips up his wording and refers to himself as Chris. Chris would not need to roleplay as Sonichu if he was actually delusional, he would just actually think he's Sonichu. It's much more like a religion to him, he isn't deluded into this merge shit in the sense that he'd jump off a building or sell all his possessions for the sake of it, he just really really wants it to be true, so much that he acts on the assumption that it is, much like a Christian acts under the assumptions that God exists. Of course, a Christian isn't delusional, not unless they claim to actually hear God telling them to shove their child into an oven. Similarly, Chris isn't going to do anything extreme for the sake of his fantasy (unless unwittingly fooled into doing so by people telling him to.)

Personally, I think he's pretending he's been switched with Sonichu to protected his ego. He is aware of how depressing his life is, he's getting sick of it. Even through his autism, he is getting bored of his mundane, monotonous life. At this point, he simply can't allow himself, the Great Director Chandler, to exist like this. Sitting in a filthy house, trapped in a fat, rotting body that has no independence, while his favorite cartoon characters are off in another dimension having magical adventures. It clashes with his ego way too much, he needs a coping mechanism to handle it, so now he's pretending he actually is in the cartoon dimension, and his loyal minion Sonichu is simply piloting his body. Yes, it is just childish roleplay, although a bit more distorted since he's not a child, he's a manchild, with a much more complex and developed psyche that requires more intricate mechanisms to cope with a dismal reality.

The best part about this being a coping mechanism, is, eventually, it's going to stop working. Chris is putting a bandaid over a cracked dam, eventually reality is going to completely crush him, and his fantasy will break. Or become all-consuming. Not really sure what that could imply, though.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

eventually reality is going to completely crush him, and his fantasy will break. Or become all-consuming. Not really sure what that could imply, though.

If that's the case, once he snaps, will Chris go into a pepper spraying scene, or just go into hedgehog defense form and stay that way and let the horde envelop him like a cocoon?

 

[The Fool]

If that's the case, once he snaps, will Chris go into a pepper spraying scene, or just go into hedgehog defense form and stay that way and let the horde envelop him like a cocoon?

Chris always takes the path of least resistance. I totally expect him to one day just decide to lie down somewhere and wait to die some day.

 

[Don Homer]

I genuinely cannot understand a word he's saying, I haven't watched anything on him in a while and it's just so bizarre, it's like he's off his fucking head. He reminds me of those crazy street mumblers the way his voice sorta fades in and out.

Like I understood the words coming outta his wordhole, but the syntax is just broken beyond repair.

Ive been outta the Chris loop for a bit. What a way to return to the wonderous world of whackass..

 

[Volthoom]

It would be nice to stroll into Chris bedroom, unceremoniously drop your pants, and take big, fat, smelly dump all over his toys, all while silently looking him directly in the eye.

And, then, as soon as he tries to open his pie-hole in protest, quickly cut him off wih: "THERE IS NO SIGN ANYWHERE STATING I CAN'T SHIT HERE!!!".

And whoever did it had better bring a friend to record the whole thing.

 

[horrorfan89]

If that's the case, once he snaps, will Chris go into a pepper spraying scene, or just go into hedgehog defense form and stay that way and let the horde envelop him like a cocoon?

Personally I always saw Chris as reving up sonchu for one last time before crashing it through the gates and or front door of manchester high screaming "I'm coming home!" Until he either smashes through the windshield or completely wrecks the car and can't drive it any further. Either injuried badly or dying of internal bleeding his final words being "home at last" as the current student body pulls him from the wreck. One of the few teachers from his school days still there now old and on the verge of retirement recognizing him and asking..."christian?"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris always takes the path of least resistance. I totally expect him to one day just decide to lie down somewhere and wait to die some day.

Or as the incels say, "LDAR" (Lay Down And Rot).

 

[EggNazi]

I think the old bag intends to troll us all and outlive her mongo offspring.

You can only live so long in a house where your deranged sonichu possessed son pisses all over the floor like the dogs and cats.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

You can only live so long in a house where your deranged sonichu possessed son pisses all over the floor like the dogs and cats.

I wonder how much of her is still there and if she knows, even deep down inside, that she got herself in this mess. If she didn’t screw up with her previous son she could’ve been out in a retirement home or taken care of by someone more competent.

 

[horrorfan89]

That's why this latest video

I wonder how much of her is still there and if she knows, even deep down inside, that she got herself in this mess. If she didn’t screw up with her previous son she could’ve been out in a retirement home or taken care of by someone more competent.

That's why this latest video has a certain tragic feel to it. You just know by how shaky and unfocused the camera is when it's on barb that Chris doesn't want her to talk he wants it to be all about him and his chance to get cole to maybe take her away so he doesn't have to wait for barb to croak before he can finally have a full tugboat to himself to blow on whatever HE wants. Not her mortgage or her house or even her hoard crap but his own.

This is especially true when it shows his hand reaching out to Pat her like she's one the dogs, who I also feel Chris doesn't like and only has them around because she made him get them. Like those dogs barb is just a big burden to him that he wants to dump on someone else, thought why he hasn't gone for a cheap or no cost nursing home is beyond me. All while he's an even bigger burden to everyone else.