YT 9/30/2020 - To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime) -

[The Fool]

I wonder how much of her is still there and if she knows, even deep down inside, that she got herself in this mess. If she didn’t screw up with her previous son she could’ve been out in a retirement home or taken care of by someone more competent.

I doubt it. You know how Borb invented all those conspiracy theories about the gays? How Barb and Chris tried to run Snyder over, then say he actively tried to get run over to sue them? Rednicks like them actively look for people to vilify. It's them against the world, they can only do right and everyone else can only try to stop them from doing it. I'm sure Barb has thoroughly convinced herself that everyone in the entire world except Chris has worked against Chris to make him this way, rather than any of it being either of their faults.

Like, you're trying to apply common logic and empathy here. Those don't apply to Barb. She's a cold, manipulative, hoarding, mentally ill old woman from a bad family. It's honestly amazing how she didn't just turn into a crack whore from the beginning.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I like the “Sonichu (Prime)” clarification. It’s important to know which version of Sonichu we’re hearing. Without it, Cole would be confused by this video in which his deranged tranny brother tries to win him over while pretending to be a cartoon hedgehog.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I doubt it. You know how Borb invented...

...the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel!!

I like the “Sonichu (Prime)” clarification. It’s important to know which version of Sonichu we’re hearing. Without it, Cole would be confused by this video in which his deranged tranny brother tries to win him over while pretending to be a cartoon hedgehog.

Well, it could have been the Sonichu from C-198.

It's exactly the same as C-197, only with everyone wearing mexican sombreros.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

thought why he hasn't gone for a cheap or no cost nursing home is beyond me. All while he's an even bigger burden to everyone else.

A couple of years Chris had said that Barb didn't want to go to a home because they treat her bad there, and Chris agreed that he wouldn't. That is in 2014. I guess he's given up on that promise now.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

A couple of years Chris had said that Barb didn't want to go to a home because they treat her bad there, and Chris agreed that he wouldn't. That is in 2014. I guess he's given up on that promise now.

They both need hospitalized but it's far too late for either of them.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Why does sonichu prime act just like chris? Does he not know how to act out different characters?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Like, you're trying to apply common logic and empathy here. Those don't apply to Barb. She's a cold, manipulative, hoarding, mentally ill old woman from a bad family. It's honestly amazing how she didn't just turn into a crack whore from the beginning.

Mix into that, an elderly husband who probably was too tired to keep disputing her bullshit, and a simpleton son that will believe everything "mommy says" as the gospel truth. The joke about all this is when she tells Chris that Cole is some "rich New Yorker, living in Carnegie Hall" either through hyperbole or ignorance, Chris immediately believes it and uses it as a focal point for a drawing and calling out.

Barb's the kind of person that will shit all over anyone, especially loved ones, on long disjointed rants, then at the end throws out the question why they won't cater to her needs. Chris I guess just believes it all because that type of manipulation is something his autism can't handle as bullshit. I'm sure she did it to Bob and Chris, but as long as she says she's "sorry" and hugs Chris at the end, it's all cool.

She pretty much turned into the white trash equivalent of a crack whore, hanging out in bars, getting tanked every night, and waiting for some sucker to come around. I don't think she honestly is regretful for having Chris, minus is lack of earning power, because she can make Chris dance on her schemes and wild stories without much effort at all. Cole at least is familiar with her bullshit and wants nothing to do with it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

because she can make Chris dance on her schemes

You're not wrong; look at the e-begging videos Chris does on behalf of Barb. I don't know if she was involved with Sonichu as Bob was, but I'd like to think she knows how Chris "works" a camera and use his "celeb" influence to get more money.

 

[lifefex 655]

I like the “Sonichu (Prime)” clarification. It’s important to know which version of Sonichu we’re hearing. Without it, Cole would be confused by this video in which his deranged tranny brother tries to win him over while pretending to be a cartoon hedgehog.

can't wait to see chris transform into Full Sonichu (Ultra Omega) or as its known in the medical world, Schizophrenia

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

can't wait to see chris transform into Full Sonichu (Ultra Omega) or as its known in the medical world, Schizophrenia

Guess we're skipping Ultra Instinct Sonichu then

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Why does sonichu prime act just like chris? Does he not know how to act out different characters?

All the recolors are recolors of Chris, pretty much.

They all think Chris is "Way Past Cool", they all type in Mixed case to Emphasize; they all overuse the semicolon; and they don't really criticize any of Chris' many, many flaws much.

And of course, they're all just as autistic as "Mama".

 

[EggNazi]

I wonder how much of her is still there and if she knows, even deep down inside, that she got herself in this mess. If she didn’t screw up with her previous son she could’ve been out in a retirement home or taken care of by someone more competent.

If she really has dementia she likely has episodes of lucidity which means she's aware at times and either, horrified about her position and knows she's helpless to do anything about it. Or just like everything else, just doesn't care much as long as she has her hoarde.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I feel so bad for Cole, he just wants to escape association and then chris and barb film this horrifying video

It was never Chris Chan vs Liquid Chris.

Turns out, Chris Chan was Liquid Cole this whole time, and they are the terrible sons of Big Barb.

 

[Abarefiller]

Honestly at this point, I'm just waiting for the day Barb dies and Chris' somehow doesn't realize this until her corpse has began decomposing, and he goes to cry on Twitter.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Honestly at this point, I'm just waiting for the day Barb dies and Chris' somehow doesn't realize this until her corpse has began decomposing, and he goes to cry on Twitter.

50$ he makes a video with barbs corpse unaware shes dead

 

[Flimz]

I like Cole's movie reviews. He shat on Toy Story 3, probably because his weirdo half-brother/sister clings to toys and his mother is a hoarder. He praised Freddy Got Fingered, which was a excellent comedy critiquing both contemporary American life and the Hollywood film industry.

I have been thinking about this a lot recently.

One of the things the "Smartest Movie Reviewer" is known for is not liking a widely popular movie. A movie in which the central theme is growing and learning to leave your childish pursuits behind your etc. etc. There is no doubt in my mind that Chris was in Cole's mind as he wrote this.

I mean, Chris is like the dark alternate version of Toy Story 3 (Toy Story 3 Black if you will). Like what if Andy actually heard his toys talk? What if Andy never left home because of this experience, and fabricated a whole new identity as the toy's leader? You get the picture.

Additionally, branding yourself as the Smartest anything is a pretty fucking insecure move imo. Just like mensa folks, the second you start talking about how smart you are, the dumber you seem. I can't help but shake the feeling the whole Smartest shtick is another way Cole sought to separate himself from his retarded blood (not really the case, old sperm and eggs just come out autistic regardless).

 

[deeman]

You can only live so long in a house where your deranged sonichu possessed son pisses all over the floor like the dogs and cats.

And don't forget the beautiful smell of burnt Keurig Coffe in the morning.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I have been thinking about this a lot recently.

One of the things the "Smartest Movie Reviewer" is known for is not liking a widely popular movie. A movie in which the central theme is growing and learning to leave your childish pursuits behind your etc. etc. There is no doubt in my mind that Chris was in Cole's mind as he wrote this.

I mean, Chris is like the dark alternate version of Toy Story 3 (Toy Story 3 Black if you will). Like what if Andy actually heard his toys talk? What if Andy never left home because of this experience, and fabricated a whole new identity as the toy's leader? You get the picture.

Additionally, branding yourself as the Smartest anything is a pretty fucking insecure move imo. Just like mensa folks, the second you start talking about how smart you are, the dumber you seem. I can't help but shake the feeling the whole Smartest shtick is another way Cole sought to separate himself from his retarded blood (not really the case, old sperm and eggs just come out autistic regardless).

I would pay to see that Dark "Toy Leader Andy" Toy story 3

Why does sonichu prime act just like chris? Does he not know how to act out different characters?

In lore theory: It's because chris self inserted Sonichu into existance,so he is a perfect projection of what Cwc wanted to be in a Sonichu before comic chris filled that role.

 

[Maxliam]

Fucking this.

All of the “Holy shit, Chris looks like shit/is a rambling madman!” come from people who have kept up with CWC on some level for the past few years.

Now imagine watching that video, but not having seen Chris since the Classic days, or knowing what he has been up to.

I’m assuming Cole won’t watch it, and that he has learned to ignore weens trying to keep him up to date.

Because holy shit, that video would be a sledgehammer right in his sanity.

I haven't been watching Chris much since the video of him and Barb eating McDonald's and flirting with each other about who is cute. I avoided pretty much all his videos about the merge or whatever. This is...holy shit...like the Joker saying he's a man of his word.

 

[Burd Turglar]

50$ he makes a video with barbs corpse unaware shes dead

100$ says he makes a video with her corpse after he realizes she's dead.