YT 9/30/2020 - To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime) -

[greninja]

I bet everyone will gangsta until Barbra dies.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Honestly at this point, I'm just waiting for the day Barb dies and Chris' somehow doesn't realize this until her corpse has began decomposing, and he goes to cry on Twitter.

She could live for another few good years, possibly longer then a decade. I think some people here underestimate the dexterity and resilience of the human body, even for people like Barb. My understanding is that she has no severe health problems right? The grim reaper might take his time with her.

 

[Bloody bunny]

I haven't even started the video and already I'm cringing hard.
jesus christ chris has sad violin music on to try and play on cole's emotions.
using your braindead mother to try and get your brother to take care of her so you can play lego all day. See, this shit is why I can say I hate chris as a person. He clearly sees his mother as a burden, uses her as a prop in his videos, and is trying to get his brother to step in so he won't have to.
"Very nice." And he pats her like a dog. Fuck you chris you piece of shit.
My toes curl in supreme levels of cringe as 'Sonichu' addresses Cole. Fucking why chris, why.
*screams in agony as chris uses THIS to spread his nonsense about the merge*
Chris has a Joe Biden moment and sputters out random nonsense before talking about Cole hanging out with iron man in some weird attempt to make this sound cool and not totally insane.
1:03 the pony horn/wings of fail are hung up on the wall.
Chris FINALLY talks about barb. Shows she takes a backseat to everything in chris's delusions.
More stuttering as chris shows us he's slowly going back to when he was 4 and unable to speak.
Is chris drunk? He can barely get a coherent sentence out. Its worse than usual.
he keeps playing with his hair and moving around.
more proof that chris's F in english is well deserved.
AND THERE'S THAT FUCKING TONGUE.
Chris says this is unscripted. No shit. I'm sure reading a script would be enough to get chris sweaty, and he's already sweating bullets from walking from barb's room to his.
Chris lapses back to reality long enough to tell cole thanks for the flowers before toing back about how cole's going to see comic book characters IRL.
lol, Batman lives in New Jersey? what?
Chris says 'take that cole' like saying cartoons are real is some kind of sick burn.
Chris says "Zoo zana" and says that's still a thing. wtf is going on here?
DRAMATIC GLASSES REMOVAL
Chris says his mom said 'whoopee doo for him' and seems to think this will somehow endear him and his mother to cole after sending her flowers. Sorta like spitting in cole's eye there, you shit pig.
Chris brings up cole not inviting chris and Barb to his wedding. Again, not winning you any favors, Chris.
Chris says you were right about 'mama' on a number of things, and I first think its about Barb but no. Chris means himself because 'sonichu' is talking.
TONGUE.
Barb apparently yelled at chris about something at some point. Dunno what.
he's been knocking on his head a lot this video. I'm sure he likes the echo.
Chris says his phone number is spread around the internet, and that he's popular. There's the chris chan ego on display.

I normally only do these things for his live reactions but damn did I need to do this just to watch this shit.

Hi alog

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Did you know that Cole Smithey's original score according to Rotten Tomatoes for Toy Story 3 was a C+?

 

[Maxliam]

She could live for another few good years, possibly longer then a decade. I think some people here underestimate the dexterity and resilience of the human body, even for people like Barb. My understanding is that she has no severe health problems right? The grim reaper might take his time with her.

Seriously amazing how some people will survive shit that should kill them. I've worked at a hospital ED and it's crazy people surviving gunshot wounds to the head and cases of people being so pumped full of drugs or alcohol that would kill a horse and they survive it. Barb is probably going to go for another 5 to 10 years. The problem here is to determine how much of this is an act. I have a grandmother pushing 100 and she will act like she's a dottering old woman when in reality she is basically the Ida from Malcolm in the Middle. I bet donuts to dollars she will live to 105 easily. That's how them crazy old bitches go. They don't die too early.

 

[catpin]

I know Barb is a terrible person, but fucking hell chris have some fucking respect.
Barb obviously still has feelings for Cole even if all that shit happened in the past.
Barb wants to say much more but then chris points the camera to himself very fucking irritated.
Barb will die soon with only chris at her side, and she knows it.
Its a terrifying thought to have when your dying, that only one person you know who doesnt have the ability to care for themselves is by your side as you go away forever.

 

[TheOnlyYamchaFan]

I know Barb is a terrible person, but fucking hell chris have some fucking respect.
Barb obviously still has feelings for Cole even if all that shit happened in the past.
Barb wants to say much more but then chris points the camera to himself very fucking irritated.
Barb will die soon with only chris at her side, and she knows it.
Its a terrifying thought to have when your dying, that only one person you know who doesnt have the ability to care for themselves is by your side as you go away forever.

Chris probably had it in his mind that this shot of barb was going to be some tearjerker of a scene, and when barb couldn't meet his unrealistic expectations ("I dunno what you want me to say...") he got pissy that he lost his chance of getting Cole to support them financially. Chris wants Bob back, or something like his dad who can take over the finances again and let him go back to acting like a carefree 6 year old again.

I felt embarrassed for Barb in that video, she may be an mean, decrepit harpy but I don't think she deserved being treated like that by her own son. But then again, it wasn't 'her son, it was 'sonichu' so therefore I guess chris think he's entirely blameless. Now Cole will never send anything again because chris will use his gift as a soapbox to scream for money and pity.

 

[Baguette Child]

Its a terrifying thought to have when your dying, that only one person you know who doesnt have the ability to care for themselves is by your side as you go away forever.

I wouldn't wish dying with only Chris at your side on anyone. Not even Hitler.

Barb may be a piece of shit but this is too much. This video may be one of the few times I've felt genuinely sorry for Barb herself. I wanted to find something funny in all that video to get a laugh out of, but there just wasn't any fun to be had. The whole thing is just super horrific.

 

[Maxliam]

I wouldn't wish dying with only Chris at your side on anyone. Not even Hitler.

Barb may be a piece of shit but this is too much. This video may be one of the few times I've felt genuinely sorry for Barb herself. I wanted to find something funny in all that video to get a laugh out of, but there just wasn't any fun to be had. The whole thing is just super horrific.

I think Harvey Dent said it best here:

 

[AsianChris]

Did you know that Cole Smithey's original score according to Rotten Tomatoes for Toy Story 3 was a C+?

I'm not going to give you a clock, I'm gonna give you the whole Elizabeth Tower:

 

[EggNazi]

And don't forget the beautiful smell of burnt Keurig Coffe in the morning.

Or just burning in general, it doesn't matter in the chandler home!

 

[Totally Awesome]

I feel sorry for people who ever tried having a real relationship with Chris. Instead, they get pushed to be a part of his stupid fantasy Sonichu world, along with the demands of giving him money and sex. This is nothing new. This has been happening ever since Chris went to college and he never grew up.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is nothing new.

It could make one wonder what Chris would be like had he not been spoiled by Barb - or at least if he didn't win that sweepstakes.

 

[Penis]

She could live for another few good years, possibly longer then a decade. I think some people here underestimate the dexterity and resilience of the human body, even for people like Barb. My understanding is that she has no severe health problems right? The grim reaper might take his time with her.

The question is less of her body and more of her brain. Barb can barely talk straight and needs to take long pauses between words and thoughts when speaking. At that point, things can really start to go fast.

 

[baconotic]

The gun slowly shows, Chris only whispers in Arabic 'Do it mother.'.

Wow, Chris has gotten way worse. He seems super manic...I wonder who sent the flowers?

Well, it doesn't seem likely that Cole actually sent those flowers, who knows, possibly Chris wanted to be nice and bought a bunch of flowers and made it look like Cole did it, but that probably would be too much work for Chris. But it would be nice for Chris, and Cole if Cole actually did it.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

If there was ever a filmmaker who loved to torture his characters, Todd Solondz would be it. In fact, he has sort of made a man-child movie already

Criminally underrated film

 

[timewave0]

It could make one wonder what Chris would be like had he not been spoiled by Barb - or at least if he didn't win that sweepstakes.

Obviously this has already been discussed to death but I think the single biggest factor in the creation of Chris’s maladaptive personality (aside from the internet of course) was his parent’s insistence that he go to regular school/classes. With some proper specialized guidance in childhood he might have been able to lead some semblance of a normal life. Winning that sweepstakes definitely didn’t help though... one can easily draw a straight line from that event — the ego boost of* winning & being on TV, the joy he felt getting all those toys — to many of Chris’s behaviors today.

It’s a trip to think about what must be going on in Barb’s head at this point. She is a conscious human being, she’s out there doing something right now as I write this. What does she think about? How does she perceive Chris and his delusions of toon worlds and dimensional shifts? It must be a profoundly miserable and confusing existence, to the extent that she is even aware of it.

 

[Lolcow_slaughter]

She could live for another few good years, possibly longer then a decade. I think some people here underestimate the dexterity and resilience of the human body, even for people like Barb. My understanding is that she has no severe health problems right? The grim reaper might take his time with her.

I don't think she have that long time. Think both her and chris are junk food fanatics. Plus Barb had some health issues in the past. But you never know she might be around for a while.

 

[Meat Pickle]

I don't think she have that long time. Think both her and chris are junk food fanatics. Plus Barb had some health issues in the past. But you never know she might be around for a while.

I've heard of stories of centenarians who regularly smokes, drinks, and eat unhealthy food and health nuts dying early. I think it's up to her genes and luck. At 79 years old she has long broke Aunt Corrina's record as the longest living Weston.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

inb4 some trust fund ween buys chris a condo

...will there be hidden cameras and a livestream?

The Sonichu Show.