YUMMY DINNER IDEA!!! 8/30/2019 -

DubbleBubble

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It has 1/3 your daily sodium, big deal. The sodium isn't that bad especially when you think of the meal as being one third of your total daily food intake, which is the designed purpose of the product.
Good thing it's only a third of your daily sodium intake, that means you can have 6 of them!... Come on you know that was probably the least salty thing she ate the whole day, and she's gonna be eating the whole day.
 
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"I just got out of the shower." (BULLSHIT!) "I wash my hair maybe once a week." (BULLSHIT!)
She washes her hair maybe zero times a week. She talks about cutting her hair every few months. I wish she finally would.

I dont even know how she got her hair to this point? Does anyone know what ethnicity she is? Cuz I've never seen hair grow that long before.
Really? It's uncommon for people to grow their hair that long (and it never looks flattering, IMO), but I've seen people with hair to their calves. There are forums/groups for people with really long hair.
 

letericajones

Yes, yes, uh-huh !
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She should really cut her hair at this point. The way she looked in Eric's birthday video was pretty horrifying. She looked absolutely terrible with her hair down and covering most of her chubby cheeks.

I dont even know how she got her hair to this point? Does anyone know what ethnicity she is? Cuz I've never seen hair grow that long before.
I think she keeps it as a security blanket.. like it somehow distracts people from her massive body when she's feeling "swollen." I mean at the party she didn't even have it fall behind her back. She was WEARING her hair. If she does want to get it cut, where will she go? Salon chairs won't fit her. These are things she has to think about now. Maybe Becky can give her a new, butch haircut in the backyard.
 

Keyboard Warrior

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LAH #01
She's "pushing forward" for the people out there struggling with mental illness.

Bullshit. She gets paid for this. She gets paid to do nothing. She doesn't get extra credit for being a Boss Babe just cause she rolled out of bed before noon. lol Does she pat herself on the back for remembering to inhale AND exhale, too? Nobody tell her what "involuntary" means! Let's see if she'll take credit for blinking. I bet she would.

"Pushing forward." How insulting to anyone that has to actually work for a living and doesn't get the luxury of taking an entire season off to pig out and fuck around, and then complain that their entire body aches.

She's leaning on counters now, and muting her breathing, so I guess being a human garbage disposal has consequences. 🤷‍♀️

Gorl is utterly fucked without this gig, and I can't wait to hear her excuse for quitting tomorrow.
 

peengu

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I dont even know how she got her hair to this point? Does anyone know what ethnicity she is? Cuz I've never seen hair grow that long before.
There's no ethnicity trick about it, it just hasn't been cut for a long time. And it's not good hair either. She clearly has issues with her scalp, she produces sebum out the ass, and tying it in a big clump of a knot at the top of her head only strains the hair and hair follicles more . I bet she has matting at the back and that her hair snaps every time she takes her hairband out. Take her to any hairdresser and they'd suggest at least a foot off MINIMUM, then probably layering to shorten it further. It's not nice hair. It's thin and brittle and flat and full of split ends.

Not like it matters anyway once the beetus really starts to set in. I don't think bald patches are very dainty.

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Fandom Trash

Just your typical tumblr trash
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I also notice she calls anything she eats"yummy" and it sort of loses its meaning whenever she eats is delicious.

Those microwave food aren't that great, and I dont think microwave veggie is nutritious at all.
 

ADHD

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Let’s be doubly honest; she’d make Becky dumpster dive if she saw what looked like french fries.
What? Surely you jest! Our dainty gorl, always rolling around with a minimum of $1500 in her purse, isn't going to eat dumpster fries! :story:

She'll just demand Becky take her somewhere so she can get some nice hot, fresh fries. And maybe a chicken sandwich. And a diet Coke. And maybe some ice cream.
 

Whatthefuck

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She should really cut her hair at this point. The way she looked in Eric's birthday video was pretty horrifying. She looked absolutely terrible with her hair down and covering most of her chubby cheeks.

I dont even know how she got her hair to this point? Does anyone know what ethnicity she is? Cuz I've never seen hair grow that long before.
She claims to be Portuguese, but she honestly just white trash mutt. There’s nothing wrong with being a mutt, I think lots of folks over here don’t have clear lineage, Lord knows my stock isn’t cut and dried, but she claims Portuguese because it seems exotic? Much the same way Becks is descended from British royalty...apparently.
 

Serial Grapist

Bitch, I like grapes 🍇
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I also notice she calls anything she eats"yummy" and it sort of loses its meaning whenever she eats is delicious.

Those microwave food aren't that great, and I dont think microwave veggie is nutritious at all.
She has no discernible personality of her own so she just mimics what she thinks she is supposed to do or what she has seen other mukbangers (her idols) do.
IMO, I doubt she enjoyed this at all. Typically, when she really enjoys her food her eyes go wide and she gets giddy, she doesn’t humbly nod like this, and only film herself shovelling in two mouthfuls.


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Whatthefuck

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She has no discernible personality of her own so she just mimics what she thinks she is supposed to do or what she has seen other mukbangers (her idols) do.
IMO, I doubt she enjoyed this at all. Typically, when she really enjoys her food her eyes go wide and she gets giddy, she doesn’t humbly nod like this, and only film herself shovelling in two mouthfuls.


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This has feeder porn written all over it. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
 

Gorlax

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For the record, our gorl’s not going to any salon or beautician any time soon. She’s deluded about her appearance, but she’s aware enough that she’s deluded to stay away from people who would call her out on just how disgusting her hygiene and up-close appearance is. Obviously a hair stylist wouldn’t trash a paying client’s hair no matter how terrible it was, but Amber knows they would bring up how little she shampoos/conditions as well as the dandruff and that’s enough to make her nope out of that situation.
Just like how she smothers herself in tards to avoid anyone contradicting her Very High IQ, she will stay the hell away from the salon because she can’t wear her Snapchat filters in and she knows these beauty professionals who actually know what an attractive person looks like will be laughing behind her hump when she leaves. Not to mention as someone mentioned above, I agree that her hair is sort of a security blanket. Cutting it would be a change, and change = bad therefore no.
 
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