If I didn't know better, I'd think she was mocking my post where I said something about "my last shred of sympathy" and her swollen feet.Her shoes are SO LOOSE you guyz because NOT SWELLEEN. *Internet already has seen SwollenLynn and her ready-to-burst shoes at Eric's party*
She doesn't know what words mean. Anything that hurts her feelings, however mildly it hurts or how justified it is, is "rude". Just like how anyone who says it is a "bully" for making her feel bad for a moment. She doesn't get that there's a meaning to "hurtful" outside of "hurts AL's feelings" and she doesn't get that something hurting AL's feelings doesn't make it untrue or even mean.Response: Appreciated. Apparently it's "rude" to tell someone when you've lost all hope for them.
So has Left Cup just given up completely now? I know it's been suffering for a while, but there doesn't seem to be any trace left. (Mind you, I didn't look all that hard and I'm NOT going back to double-check.)when you look at her shirt and go "hm ok that's an interesting design..."
...then you realise that's the shape of her arms
No, most adults ADAPT and fucking DEAL WITH THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES. They also might have friends and family who actually like them and would be willing to help them through a rough patch."I'm doing this [vlogeen] because there are people with mental illness who can't take a break from work." - direct quote from the maw of Amberlynn.
Okay. I didn't want to do this, but it looks like I'm gonna have to do this.Damn, did she forget drinking that “lower peehached” peasant’s water is going to give her a severe case of heartburn?
She's doing it for us. Just like with the mental illness thing.She's shooo proud that she went to bed at 4 am and woke up at 11.
It makes me moti that people have to wake up early for work while this fatass stays up all night, and then pretends that it's some kind of achievement that she woke up at 11...
What part of for us don't you haydurs understand?‽but hobbits do farm work and other labor things during the day, unlike our girl.
She doesn't feel much of anything. Whatever nerves haven't been killed off by the beetus are just completely numb from being compressed by fat.im still amazed at how she just cant see how fat she really is, she has to feel it right?
Someone once told her that short hair wasn't appealing on fat women, because longer hair balanced out their profile. We know this because she's repeated this. What she doesn't get is that it doesn't scale -- an extra 80 lbs can't be offset by an extra 6 inches of split ends.I think she keeps it as a security blanket.. like it somehow distracts people from her massive body when she's feeling "swollen."
FOR US, DUDE.LAH #01
She's "pushing forward" for the people out there struggling with mental illness.
Bullshit. She gets paid for this. She gets paid to do nothing. She doesn't get extra credit for being a Boss Babe just cause she rolled out of bed before noon. lol Does she pat herself on the back for remembering to inhale AND exhale, too? Nobody tell her what "involuntary" means! Let's see if she'll take credit for blinking. I bet she would.
"Pushing forward." How insulting to anyone that has to actually work for a living and doesn't get the luxury of taking an entire season off to pig out and fuck around, and then complain that their entire body aches.
She's leaning on counters now, and muting her breathing, so I guess being a human garbage disposal has consequences.
Gorl is utterly fucked without this gig, and I can't wait to hear her excuse for quitting tomorrow.
I admit I've been out of the loop for a couple days, but I'm sure she said she'd already quit that. Or was that just daily weigh-ins, not daily videos that was putting her in a "bad mindframe"?I just want to say for the record this bitch is not quitting YT. She may be quitting the 100 days of garbage because she ran out of pre filmed videos but rest assured this fat fuck will be back in time for Christmas Ad Sense payouts.
And we wonder why she eyefucks herself and refuses to cut her byootiful hair? Someone out there is telling her she's hot, and she's far too dumb to understand what a fetish is so she just goes with it.This has feeder porn written all over it. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
To be fair, how could she trust the judgment of some prole who works for a living and has such poor taste as to eschew cat ear headbands and jewelry bought by the pound off eBay? No way she'd entrust someone like that with herFor the record, our gorl’s not going to any salon or beautician any time soon. She’s deluded about her appearance, but she’s aware enough that she’s deluded to stay away from people who would call her out on just how disgusting her hygiene and up-close appearance is. Obviously a hair stylist wouldn’t trash a paying client’s hair no matter how terrible it was, but Amber knows they would bring up how little she shampoos/conditions as well as the dandruff and that’s enough to make her nope out of that situation.
Just like how she smothers herself in tards to avoid anyone contradicting her Very High IQ, she will stay the hell away from the salon because she can’t wear her Snapchat filters in and she knows these beauty professionals who actually know what an attractive person looks like will be laughing behind her hump when she leaves. Not to mention as someone mentioned above, I agree that her hair is sort of a security blanket. Cutting it would be a change, and change = bad therefore no.
Just to clarify, she is claiming she is taking 150mg dose of the mood stabilizer.Another godawful thumbnail. Will recap shortly... Edit: RECAP!
YUMMY DINNER IDEA!!!! - 8/30/2019 (Day 73 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
- Thumbnail (that she doesn't pick) completely exudes everything EXCEPT "yummy". Let's dive in!
- "Good morneen. I actually fell asleep earlier than usual last night!" (SHELF-ASS-PATS ALL AROUND, GORL!)
- FIRST day on her 125mg-dosage of mood stabilizer!
Agreed. She's the opposite of Joey's World Tour. When he acts like a maniac and nom nom noms, he's been paid (Pizza Hut endorsement, for example, where he said it was disgusting before that, then came back and acted ready to mess himself over it after they cut the check). When he authentically likes something, he's measured and super calm explaining the flavors and what he likes about it. Amber does her patented shocked face - seal clap, or her other go-to that goofy thumbs up. She has zero personality, she lifts reaction expressions and eating mannerisms from other youtubers. Weird.She has no discernible personality of her own so she just mimics what she thinks she is supposed to do or what she has seen other mukbangers (her idols) do.
IMO, I doubt she enjoyed this at all. Typically, when she really enjoys her food her eyes go wide and she gets giddy, she doesn’t humbly nod like this, and only film herself shovelling in two mouthfuls.
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makes you wonder what is going on through her head...like she doesn't see a 600 pound gorl. does she think this worn out bra still looks good? with all this money on torrid tents a good bra could help things look better from the chest up since that's all she looks at anyway. it might be a tough search through amazon, the internet, lots of becky helping to try them on but I'm sure eventually she'd find one that fits and she can buy 6 of the exact 1 and wear them till she dies.I can't find the post now and I'm sad about it, but someone figured out that the left cup of her bra basically is gone.
AL's hair grew long out of neglect like getting her tooth/teeth checked, her eyes checked, other body things. At some point maybe she was afraid she wouldn't fit in the the chair or the long hair was like a cover for fat. When she did go to a salon I don't remember if she showed herself in the salon chair- I'm sure they have set ups for people like her but AL wouldn't want that embarrassment of a different chair. She doesn't wash her hair as a way to "care for it" she just doesn't bathe because she is too fat to fit in the shower and washing herself is a workout. she is also only 5'2" so the hair looks longer on her.As someone whose had hair all their life even longer, to keep it pretty and healthy requires constant care. INTENSIVE CARE. Most people would loathe dealing with it, but for some (admittedly also myself) it can be like your child to you. It can take massive effort to even grow it that long and regular trimming to stop it from just terminating at a certain length is usually required. Some people have such a hard time they might even eat a certain diet. It's honestly proof of her caloric intake it grows so long so easily as much as anything.