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[Harvey Kent]

This guy posts what appear to be video diaries daily of his attempts to win a girlfriend through Pokemon and how a random brush with a girl's shoulder means he "got so lucky." He has even less self-awareness that Our Hero.

He believes that the best way to introduce oneself to a girl is to walk up to a random girl and kissing her. Bonus points for the luchador mask to hide one's identity. Gets awfully rapey towards the end:

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He considers brushing up against a girl on a bus trip to be the highlight of his day:

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He feels the need to inform his audience about his porn habits:

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"I'm making this video because this girl hugged me for 20 seconds." He's got his own Megan. And this is in addition to tons of videos complaining about girls deleting him from FaceBook.

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He is such a youtube celebrity that he compiled a "best of" trailer to advertise his channel:

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[Henshua]

Man, this guy. Creepy, still hope he's a troll. When I first watched the hug video I was genuinely worried. I'm sure he's harmless but the atmosphere is very, uh...

Well, this
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Creepier than Chris, y/n?

EDIT: After watching the first vid I feel I should retract my "probably harmless" statement.

-Acknowledges it's illegal
-Acknowledges she might call the cops
-BUT WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T?
-Be sneaky, wear a mask!

Also he has thought about it in too much detail.

 

[Harvey Kent]

He has videos going back to 2008, so I doubt he is a troll. That girl's reactions are genuine. All of his favorites on youtube relate either to Pokemon, Runescape, or WWE, suggesting he has Asperger's or something similar. In every video where he is upset, he talks about "going into the fetal position where I'm in my room." He mentions parents catching him watching porn, and his school making him take down some of his videos (when the lucha libre rapist video is still up, it raises the question of how much more objectionable stuff he put up).

This video probably highlights his unhealthy relationship with Pokemon:

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And this one, where he begs his subscribers for money to play Runescape.

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[exball]

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This feels a bit creepy.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

This feels a bit creepy.

I shouldn't worry exball, he's only talking about his hand.

 

[exball]

This feels a bit creepy.

I shouldn't worry exball, he's only talking about his hand.

I feel bad for his hand.

 

[Springblossom]

And this one, where he begs his subscribers for money to play Runescape.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df92fSDhQGk

Money for Runescape? It's, what, ten bucks a month? How can you not afford that? Cut the grass, do some yard work, get paid $30 by your parents. That's three months right there.

 

[exball]

And this one, where he begs his subscribers for money to play Runescape.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df92fSDhQGk

Money for Runescape? It's, what, ten bucks a month? How can you not afford that? Cut the grass, do some yard work, get paid $30 by your parents. That's three months right there.

Who the fuck plays Runescape? It's gotten progressivly shittier.

 

[Springblossom]

And this one, where he begs his subscribers for money to play Runescape.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df92fSDhQGk

Money for Runescape? It's, what, ten bucks a month? How can you not afford that? Cut the grass, do some yard work, get paid $30 by your parents. That's three months right there.

Who the fuck plays Runescape? It's gotten progressivly shittier.

Eh, MMOs in general are pretty bad. At least Runescape isn't as horrible as World of Warcraft.

 

[exball]

I hate world of Warcraft but saying it's worse then Runescape is harsh. Imagine WoW is a pile of shit, Runescape is the beetles eating the shit for sustinance.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

I hate world of Warcraft but saying it's worse then Runescape is harsh. Imagine WoW is a pile of shit, Runescape is the beetles eating the shit for sustinance.

Lies! The homepage clearly states that Runescape is the best MMORPG of all times!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

God I hate wrestling fans sometimes. For the record we're not all like this.

 

[The Dude]

What the fuck, Buffalo Bill???? O.O

 

[Harvey Kent]

I'm pretty sure you already know this, but eating cereal is srns bzns guise.

"If you're going to touch a girl's butt, don't do it in school, do it somewhere where you won't get in trouble."

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Video description: "I eat cereal cause i need the milk for the strong bones so girls will like me and it's part of my strategy on getting a girlfriend."

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"I'm eating a couple of balls now. And it's seriously offensive eating these balls."

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GIRLS EXIST AND THEY ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW IN A PUBLIC AREA. THEY TOTALLY WANT ME. Bonus Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon (can't tell which) playing in the background.

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Let us all heed his sage advice and soon we'll have girls hugging us out of pity.

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The complete lack of self-awareness here is staggering. "I am tumblr famous!"

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His idea of an April Fool's joke:

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BONUS: Proof he's not a troll. He was making videos from before puberty, and acted the same then. He simply added a creepy obsession with girls to the ones he already had with Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, RUnescape, and WWE.

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[Iä! Iä!]

God, da 'tism is strong in this one!

 

[Count groudon]

I have that same luchadore mask....

 

[Springblossom]

I'm pretty sure you already know this, but eating cereal is srns bzns guise.

"If you're going to touch a girl's butt, don't do it in school, do it somewhere where you won't get in trouble."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIrAx76yEFc

Video description: "I eat cereal cause i need the milk for the strong bones so girls will like me and it's part of my strategy on getting a girlfriend."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi-1o-CwHks

"I'm eating a couple of balls now. And it's seriously offensive eating these balls."

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osr5rvFPHWQ

GIRLS EXIST AND THEY ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW IN A PUBLIC AREA. THEY TOTALLY WANT ME. Bonus Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon (can't tell which) playing in the background.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m0CIIcosDs

Let us all heed his sage advice and soon we'll have girls hugging us out of pity.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if8hveMIQPM

The complete lack of self-awareness here is staggering. "I am tumblr famous!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkWApnU6jc0

His idea of an April Fool's joke:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUDYhcsA_z0

BONUS: Proof he's not a troll. He was making videos from before puberty, and acted the same then. He simply added a creepy obsession with girls to the ones he already had with Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, RUnescape, and WWE.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_2GVoTXqqc&list

Watching those videos gave me an irresistible urge to take his lunch money.

 

[Harvey Kent]

I have that same luchadore mask....

I saw it at Walmart today. Apparently it's Rey Mysterio's mask so it would be easy to get a replica.

 

[homerbeoulve]

This kid is creepy on so many levels. I mean, I don't talk to girls that much but bragging about "hugging" and "touching" a girl's butt. Oh my Zeus. Please save me from my anger that I'm going to feel right now.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

This guy posts what appear to be video diaries daily of his attempts to win a girlfriend through Pokemon and how a random brush with a girl's shoulder means he "got so lucky." He has even less self-awareness that Our Hero.

And yet I'm strangely reminded of OPL's recent escapade on Facebook. Anyone else feeling that, or is it just me?

Besides that, kid's pretty fucked up in the head.