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Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptvQueen of the Horse Dildos

Discussion in 'La Zorra' started by chimpburgers, Apr 13, 2016.

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  1. Catching up on this thread has been a trip.

    Nah, I think it's a little simpler--and more depressing--than that. Plenty of women have squarish torsos, small breasts, or broader shoulders than average. Dressing well, cis or trans, is just a matter of doing the research and making sensible choices. A wraparound, bias-cut dress and a decent bra would solve a lot of Rat Kings' problems, but they seem to think that all women just naturally know how to dress and resent having to put in the "extra work" to learn.

    But learning to dress well also involves taking stock of your looks, and choosing to emphasize the good features and deemphasize the bad ones. You have to be realistic and honest about yourself. Which, I think, is a skill Zinnia will never have.
     
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  2. It's probably the older ones being mad they can't pass, so they force their kid to become trans. Then they project themselves onto the better-passing kid, even though the parent essentially made it so that the kid's forced into a life they don't want to live (of course, if they were somehow actually dysphoric, that's another story. But that's never the case).
     
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  3. I know Zack occasionally reads here, and while I have no interesting in touching him sexually, despite what delusion he might cling to about his critics, I do have some advice that, if he actually has brains, he should follow.

    He's a ugly as fuck woman, can't lie. A low rent drag queen who still puts forth some effort could do better than him in that regard. As a man, if he quit making that stupid smirk, had good personal grooming, and wore attractive male attire, he could be slightly above average aesthetically.

    He also needs to lose the pretentious tortured gender and sex bullshit, he's not trained or knowledgeable in anything save showing fake dicks up his ass, and if he still wants to do that,there is a probably a market in demonstrating that as a fetish/sex toy demonstration for clicks as a guy if took all the other advice I just mentioned, but what he is now is a disgusting joke.

    But since I don't expect he'll ever do the smart thing and play to his strengths, I'm quite happy watching him be a sick fuck in an ill fitting dress and laughing as he proves he knows jack shit about the human body save how to fill his asshole with other objects and alternating between laughing and throwing up.
     
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  4. I'd say it counts. It doesn't necessarily mean it's good.
     
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  5. Cow crossover
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  6. Is that a pangolin/cat hybrid or a panda/gorilla/cat hybrid?
     
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  7. It's that time of the month again so he reposts his big scree against Trump:

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    Even if Trump resigns, your idol will still not be, will never be, president.

    I see MovieBob has shaved and lost a little weight:

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    Long live the white parasite class!

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    Enough about Trump. Let's hear Zach's wangst about being a drop-out.

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    Wow he was in high school and dropped out at 13?!
    And how come he never resumed school once that, em, depersonalization was under control?

    Joining the FOSTA chorus:

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    And going back to his pet issue:

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    Once again, no, parents don't have privileged access to medical knowledge, but neither do randos on the internet. And parents do often have more understanding with their children than said randos.

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    "Unsupportable claims", "motivated reasoning". Okay.

    And leave it to Zach to make a Rat crossover even grosser:

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    Thank you, I guess?
     
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    #2788 Positron, Apr 14, 2018
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  8. I wonder what it's like being such a degenerate that you jerk off to the thought of yourself? Zach wouldn't just have sex with his clone, he'd lock him up in some kind of Fritzl-esque rape dungeon.
     
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  9. One of the most consistently interesting aspects of Jones is that she cuts so, so fucking close to actually acknowledging the core issue with her life and behavior, but never quiiiiite hits it on the head.

    She knows that she has a lot of self-esteem issues stemming from her lackluster academic record. She knows that she is commonly accused of being a smug asshole who knows little to nothing of what she's talking about. She knows that she subconsciously craves validation and approval in terms of her intellect. She knows that her entire "depersonalization" shit is just her trying to undo what a fuckup she was at intellectual pursuits of any kind. She knows that she picks fights nonstop because she's angry and insecure about something. She knows that few people take her work seriously.

    She is aware of all the component pieces of her problem, but the one thought she will never have is "Hey, maybe you're kind of an underachieving, self-important dick and shouldn't claim to be an expert on anything if you dropped out of high school"
     
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  10. Even asking this question is furphobic. Educate yourself. It's not Zinnia's job to Google for you.
     
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  11. the auto in autogynephilia means self. they are self sexual, with a fetish thrown in.

    Anyway, seeing Zach Sperg about how dropping out defined him is insane to me. Ive known plenty of drop outs, most of them got a GED and moved on with their lives, rarely thinking of it (including the ones whose parents freaked out over it). Is college not happening now??

    Also regarding the rapid onset gender dysphoria, the gender doctors at tavistock clinic discussed it recently, so have real scientists, and Jesse Singal for into all kinds of shit for saying yeah it's a legit phenomenon according to every expert he has interviewed. The studies are going to come out pretty soon from what I hear. People who had it are dismissed as having never been trans and not counting.
     
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  12. Universities support you with free hormones, trans activists go into schools and teach children about troonism, therapists are urged to support gender identities and questioning it is transphobic. Coming out as trans gives you attention and oppression points.

    But it's not a social contagion. Nope never ever. Nothing to see here.
     
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  13. It is always amusing when people like Zach and MovieBob shill for "elitism". Hint: in no conceivable society will the elite class consist of pill-poppers, anal masturbators, and commentators on children entertainment.

    Anyway, have some "brain drink":
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    So it is just Red Bull with something called alpha-GPC (which has a reputation as "brain booster" among health-food freaks) but I suspect selling at double the price of Red Bull. At any rate you should be wary of anything with the name "Sonic".

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    So you're not sure if some diploma mill takes your money or not?

    Take-out food has become political!

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    Why should anyone who're just wondering what to eat take account of your pet political issue?
     
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  14. Look, let's just be fucking real here, man:

    I would sooner dissolve Jones' marriage, put their kid in foster care, strip them of their freedoms, and wind the clock on gay rights back to the fucking 70's than give up the occasional drunk 10 pm spicy sandwich.
    That shit is the best.
     
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  15. He’s going to shove that bottle up his ass.
     
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  16. Just when you think there is a limit to his delusion of grandeur:

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    Wooo. 3dgy!
    And I thought you prefer drilling to blowing.

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    I presume the "wife" is a man so it is not a gender problem. The problem is, of course, that med students are NOT doctors.
    Are we so short of doctors that we have to train people who can't even follow simple instructions?
     
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    #2797 Positron, Apr 16, 2018
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  17. Med students work as supervised physicians during residency. I'm going to assume the wife is a female, troon drs are pretty rare.
     
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  18. Yeah, you have to learn a lot about “problematic” things like biology in order to be a doctor.
     
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  19. Not pictured (of course):

    “Nurses Male Locker Room”

    “Physicians Female Locker Room”
     
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