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Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptvQueen of the Horse Dildos

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  1. Zach's "learning styles exercise" proves his college is shit.

    "Learning styles" have been thoroughly debunked by every scholar who has ever put it to the test. It's as accurate as horoscopes and numerology, in terms of actually helping people understand anything about themselves or how they could do better in school/life.

    Any professor who's actively promoting such silliness and has managed to avoid all mention of it being bunk in teaching publications, national news stories, and so on really isn't paying attention ... or doesn't give a fuck, and is only paid enough to be a babysitter, and wants a fun activity for the kids she's babysitting.

    Apparently Zach's "skeptic" leanings crash and burn when a professor tells him that his horoscope tells him to have a snack and take up smoking. Next time he cheats with a new troon he can tell Heather it was just doing homework on one of his papers, because of his tactile learning style.

    His auditory recall is atrocious. A normal adult can recall a sequence of anything from 5-9 digits without omitting anything, 75% of the time. Zach had a list of 15 and could remember 5. Even an adult with low-normal IQ and memory can remember the last 5 items they heard in a sequence.

    I wonder if he told his classmates he'd be getting a sticker for his 100%. Imagine going over to your older classmate's house to do group work, and everything is horse dildos and sticker charts for being a good boy.
     
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  2. Lol, from what I've seen, Zach lives his life almost completely on the internet. No one's coming over to Zack's house for study-dates. Not more than once, anyway. People go to community college to get good grades and graduate and get a better job, not to hang out after school with the weird unemployed tranny that thinks he's there for Kollege Kapers.
     
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  3. Maybe, just maybe, all those drugs he took -- and continues to take -- have affected his short term memory. When he takes too much of his hormones he has trouble getting hard and having an orgasm. Maybe the same thing happens as well with his "biohacked" (pronounced "biocracked") brain. Being a lesbian is hard when you're man, especially when you can't get hard.

    I also have to wonder if the cishet patriarchy isn't to blame for this expectation that people should be able to hold more than a half dozen items in their memory. This clearly marginalizes and oppresses troons. And dolts and drug addicts (but I repeat myself).
     
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  4. There is also a chance Zach's lying after he had a very ordinary normal school day and just googled something "interesting"about education and has made it all up.
     
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  5. Now that you mention it, the more I think about the more sure I am this is correct.

    ZJ's story is just too perfectly stereotypical.
     
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  6. It's so bizarre how he's so completely convinced himself that people who, uh, disagree with him are so morally repugnant, inhuman, and evil that it's not only allowed, but morally correct to look down on them. And they call the right wing supremacists.
    Makes me wonder what he thinks people on the right stand for?
     
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  7. Given Heather's weight and stress, she could have a heart attack or some other medical catastrophe. Because of the open sex work. Zach is essentially unemployable. Ditto for Penny Robo. Not that the hobo would work anyway. The only thing Zach can hope for with higher education, is to get some trans affirmative action, teaching queer studies at a University that feels sorry for him.
     
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  8. I'm surprised Zach hasn't managed to conflate Trump supporters with his nemesisters, the Tervs. After all, they both begin with a T, and both are "horrible people who do horrible things". The conclusion is inescapable.

    Unlike himself, who does wonderful things and enriches the lives of so many. Except for Heather, of course.
     
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  9. The left has presented themselves as the absolute supporters of LGBTs and because these people can only think in 1 and 0, this means the Right absolutely opposes it. The fact most leftists are so privileged that they believe being represented in a movie is a human right and the Right laughs at this, validates it. So, they believe that Right Wingers wouldn't mind minorities to be killed or segregated exactly like Nazi Germany did with Jews because being denied basic rights is the same as being denied movie representation (which is also a human right.... lmao).

    When you see it like this, then yes: it's somehow morally right to shun these people.
     
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  10. I don't wish the harm on heather or the kids, but it would be fucking hilarious if heather had a heart attack and died. I'm picturing Zach and Hobo being forced to get jobs as actually prostitutes, one of the kids becomes a school shooter, zach loses access to twitter and murder-suicides penny. It'd play out like the sitcom-style cross of too many cooks and the episode of "always sunny" where charlie and mac's mom move in together and the gang spies on them

    edit: and we're the gang
     
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  11. [​IMG]

    Which tracks you can follow for "stats and higher mathematics" plus STEM at the community college?
     
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  12. I predict that if Zach sticks it out until the end, which is a big "if," he'll continue exactly as he was before. He's only doing this because people kept laughing at him for being a dimwit who couldn't even graduate high school and possibly because Heather laid a small amount of the law down re being an unemployed assbuster. Once he's got his diploma, he'll go right back to leeching as if nothing ever happened.
     
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  13. Biohacking is the way of the future:

    BiohackersWantToLiveTo180InDiapers.jpg
    Of course Zinnia will be in adult diapers long before 180.
     
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  14. we've made zach famous.

    i look up 'interesting' ppl i meet on the net & so do you.

    at some point - someone will approach him.

    zach will feel too validated to say no. this is a man who cheated on his honeymoon.

    since he can't drive & heather totes him to & fro, how will he manage this? she prob has to pick him up after work which is why he is hanging around talking to teachers. idle hands are the devil's workshop. i can see zach cheating on heather if someone made it doable and easy for him.

    & what will heather do?

    if she's reading this, hope she is paying attention: zinnia claims to be a slut. some guys will tell you " sluts are okay but remember you have to keep your eye on them every second, like a labrador. "

    and you aren't doing that heather. be advised.
     
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  15. I read this entire thread when I first discovered it and see continual mentions of the honeymoon from hell, but have never seen any details. Anyone got a link so I may wallow in the schadenfreude?
     
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  16. "Starting" to get it. As in Zach didn't get that cheating on your wedding day is sordid. Bet the nasty fucker tried to sell it to Heather as a necessary and empowering trans sexual awakening or some shit.
     
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  17. Thanks for that. Somehow I missed those spoilered tweets.

    I didn't think my opinion of Heather could get any lower, but reading those... damn, what a complete doormat. The moment she decided to "make it work" after that shitty behavior on her honeymoon, was the moment Zach realized, "This bitch will put up with literally anything."
     
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