Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos

Karen™

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He's at Seminole State, right?

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This course is not intended for the student who is required to complete the calculus series
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Karen™

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I do not believe such a professor exists.
There may be some who think it, but not say it. Not in ZJ's lifetime.
Yeah, absolutely not.

Slight PL, but my experiences with sexist professors as a female student were mostly being kind of coddled by them, because they knew my poor little woman-brain must've been having to work overtime just to keep up. Annoying, but also exploitable if you're actually intelligent and/or female.

I just love that story because it reveals that Zack really believes that people behave in public the same way they do on Twitter, which suggests that he actually acts exactly how we think he does IRL. The origin of that tweet was him desperately trying to goad some hapless algebra teacher into validating him with some retro sexism, failing (for the obvious reasons that it's current year and Zack is a dude), and then venting online, where the whole bus could clap.
 

Karl der Grosse

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I have trouble imagining any professor willingly having anything more than the most cursory conversation with Zach. What kind of discussion could you possibly have? Zach's only two interests in life are sexual fetishes, the more extreme the better, and troonery of the most narcissistic and superficial kind.
 

Positron

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Heather gets the right idea for the wrong reasons.
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(Whole discussion thread here; I'm sure there are more crossovers.)

And Zach has some right, albeit wildly unrealistic ideas:
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The video is from 2013. The person in it is so thin that I can't confirm whether it is Zach.

Crossover with proto-rat Emmy Zje. Zach wished he started HRT at the first brush of curiosity. This brings to the question why he did not keep up with taking estrogen.
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More from Heather. She is unwell and, as per her habit, is begging for attention on the internet -- because fat chance anyone noticed her at home!
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Massive Bernie sperging:
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GenderCop

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heather's 'anxiety' is due to having a useless partner she can't depend on & will never grow up.
no amount of pill-popping will change that fact.
& what would Freud say about her mention of parasites?

she thinks there are parasites in her food, when the actual parasite is sitting right next to her.

The "unexplained barfing" is due to
a) all the pill-popping, put down the dope, kids.

b) zachary's ongoing ass-stench that likely permeates their entire house, clothes, vehicle, etc.

even when you get used to the stench, the body responds. ask anyone who works in a slaughterhouse.

this is why they 'unexpectedly barf'

was zach concerned about heather's possible cardiology issue or did she tweet this since no one in her house gives a shit? heather is treated like some anon mailman bringing zach's welfare check.
i guess she is.

nobody cares about the mailman's heart either.
 

Karl der Grosse

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Note that despite feeling unwell enough to vomit, Heather continued driving to the mall. She was forced to, because she's the only one in the household with a driver's license. This is the sort of situation that continually happens with Heather and Zack, these constant reminders that Zach is selfish and unhelpful in virtually all aspects of his life.

This is a little out there, but was Zach riding along on this trip? Maybe she has a bit of an upset stomach because she's nervous about how Zack's going to embarrass her at the mall this time.
 

AnOminous

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heather's 'anxiety' is due to having a useless partner she can't depend on & will never grow up.
no amount of pill-popping will change that fact.
& what would Freud say about her mention of parasites?

With the way the parasitic Zachary continually negs her in public, imagine how fucking awful he must be when nobody is watching. Seriously, Zach's shit is PUA-level sociopathic and manipulative.
 

Kamov Ka-52

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Imagine bragging about getting an A in a 1000 level class (College Algebra), that they only stick tards too stupid to test into anything higher in.
He's at Seminole State, right?

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He's not "majoring" in anything. Florida State Colleges only offer 2 year AAs, some professional certifications, and a very limited selection of 4 year degrees all of which are professionally focused. While students in AA programs declare a major, they don't, in any meaningful capacity at least, "major" in anything until they make it into the University system. Declaring a major in the colleges is only to help the student/their appointed advisor select classes.
 

Karen™

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Declaring a major in the colleges is only to help the student/their appointed advisor select classes.

Totally, and an advisor would tell a statistics major at a junior college to complete the calculus series, right?

That's why his taking "calculus for babies" caught my interest: is he just so eager to tell Twitter he's acing a "calculus class" that he's taking it as a useless elective? Quietly becoming the gender studies major he's always been at heart? Or just straight up not even in school and too exceptional to tell the right lies? Excited to find out.

Zack will need a master's to get a statistician job.

Wait. What am I thinking? "Job." Bwwaaahahaa.

Lmao come on, we all know his real goal is to have some credential to point to while he gives transphobic reality an even rougher beating than he gives his asshole!

He saw how well "if you can't beat em, join em" worked for one group he hates because he can't understand them (women), so now he thinks he can do the same with those pesky statisticians.

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AnOminous

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That's why his taking "calculus for babies" caught my interest: is he just so eager to tell Twitter he's acing a "calculus class" that he's taking it as a useless elective?

It's not calculus, it's algebra. And it's not an elective, it's remedial because he's a tard and a high school dropout. I assume he'll have to take an actual required math course too once he gets up to speed by finishing the tard class.
 

Karen™

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And it's not an elective, it's remedial because he's a tard and a high school dropout. I assume he'll have to take an actual required math course too once he gets up to speed by finishing the tard class.

To clarify: his "calculus for babies" class is explicitly an alternative to the calculus series (is for non-STEM students), not a prerequisite for it.

His tardation doesn't confuse me; the fact he's supposedly taking a class that isn't part of any stats degree (while also taking trig and precalc, actual prerequisites for the calc series) does.

All of this assumes his college saga isn't just a LARP, of course.
 

Actinidia

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Caution seems out of character, but maybe he's trying to hedge his bets on actually getting into the major. The backup plan course isn't always a dumb use of an elective, people take differential equations or chemistry or whatever to keep their options open. More likely he's trying to DIY this whole thing because he's an arrogant tard and refuses to see a counselor, so he doesn't know that majors "requiring" business calc will often take regular calc just fine.

Or maybe he's planning to change his major 30 times and hope Heather dies of being stressed out and spherical before he actually has to send out resumes. Episodes of extreme anxiety coupled with random vomiting aren't a good sign for her probable life expectancy, especially if they're so normal for her that she just shrugs it off and keeps driving. How the fuck is she going to know whether this is yet another Zach-induced panic attack or an actual heart attack? She's immense, she's probably in pain all the time anyway, and I've never met a deathfat that wasn't short of breath. She should have seen a cardiologist years ago, but I'm sure her emergency plan is "chew up some aspirin and hope it goes away", since medical bills would cut into Zach's dildo budget.
 

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