Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos

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His parent waking him up made him wish he was dead:
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He's not quite saying that his parents waking him up made him wish he were dead. He's saying that he was suicidal whenever conscious as a teenager, so he hated that his parents woke him up when he didn't have responsibilities he needed to be awake for because it just resulted in more time experiencing suicidality.

In general, chronic suicidality like that is cause for sympathy. But it's Zach and also I don't believe him. In any case, a child suicidal to such an extent should probably be in intensive treatment. Being woken up is the least of that kid's concerns.
 

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Yeah this is how every workshy I know is responding to the pandemic.

They're all locked up at home and demanding the government issue checks through summer 2021. It's the ultimate excuse, you get to look like you're protecting the disabled and elderly and saying "fuck capitalism" while starting up a do-nothing patreon to get assistance from the friends you have who are going out into the world to work.

I feel bad for Heather's kids, because Zach is definitely planning to keep them in that house where the sewage backs up all the time for at least 6-8 months. Unless, I guess, they send the 18 year old off to go get a job and help support the family since step"mommy" is too afraid of working.

It will really figure if Heather ends up with one of her children doing more to support her than Zach ever has done.
 

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If he’s not fat he’d post a video on a scale
Hello. It's ready.
ZJ isn't fat. Not like the fatties in the "Fat Acceptance" corner of KF.

Don't you meanies know feminine curves when you see them? :lit:
I agree. He's not fat in the traditional sense.

He's a skinnyfat with a saggy dad bod & a tiny peen that has the texture & all the sex appeal of the little plastic packet of mayo that comes with those tuna salad & cracker kits.
Nora Reed has the body of a dumpy bag of pudding. ZJ is just a sad greasy packet of warm mayo.
HAHAHA! It's here, the moment we've been waiting for...

Yesterday: "Fuck you selfish dickbags who think doing this 'ECONOMY' thing (so you can own the libs) is worth MILLIONS dead."

Today: "What do you mean the Estrogen Fairy quit raining Tiddy Skittles? WHAT THE EVER-LOVING FUCK DO YOU MEAN?!"

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My favorite buried lede from the whole Kung Flu Fighting debacle is how when push comes to shove, literally fucking everyone realizes that troon shit is "nonessential."
I was reading an article a couple months ago about what drugs are considered "essential," since ingredients for most of our pharmaceuticals come from, you guessed it, China. (When asked if we could trade with world pooper power India, their response was "fuck you, get your own.")
If you have something like epilepsy, you SHOULD be okay. But the powers that be have been very (intentionally) vague about whether or not psych drugs are counted among "essential, life-saving medication."
But at least in the event that my pharmacy says "hey we can't do anything for you" & I start communicating with glow-in-the-darks through the box of baking soda in the back of my freezer, I will take some solace in the fact that fatty fatty two-by-four(ty-one percent) can't get his titty skittles.

"Why would I fucking bother participating in society or the economy in any capacity?"
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Lol he doesn't participate in society or the economy anyway.

I'm using my time inside to finally finish my degree. From a real, accredited, big-girl university. You should get on that, Zach.
 

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I agree. He's not fat in the traditional sense.

He's a skinnyfat with a saggy dad bod & a tiny peen that has the texture & all the sex appeal of the little plastic packet of mayo that comes with those tuna salad & cracker kits.
I think he'd be a lot fucking fatter already if they could afford that much food, but at least for awhile we're going to see even Heather losing some weight- those finances are strained to the breaking point, and her kids are hitting that age where they're basically locusts. But don't worry, we probably don't have that long to wait for Zach to balloon up.

Penny's gone, so he has absolutely zero motivation to try to stay thin- you could see how grossed out Penny was when Zach got fat before. He's posted that his idea of lunch is 600 calories of mostly sugar and saturated fat, and he loves the MSG shaker when he's "cooking", so he's already got the deathfat palate. His dick doesn't work anymore and if he's been taking HRT, he's going to lose ANY ability to crank one out with his prostate before too long.

Face-stuffing is a little more expensive and a little less rewarding than ass-stuffing at the moment, that's all, the second that ol' marginal utility per dollar shifts... they're one additional income stream away from Zach gorging himself into Baron Harkonnen. He'll manage it at a truly impressive rate, too, probably 100 lbs inside a few years.
 

Baloney Face

Full of baloney.
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This tweet also encompasses her entire worldview. It represents the kind of person I never want to be.
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It's the totalitarian ideal. I can easily picture ZJ denouncing neighbors at a public meeting "Cultural Revolution" style, but first I have to suspend disbelief that a regime of that type would even tolerate ZJ (let alone making ZJ a cadre).

He's a skinnyfat with a saggy dad bod
I'm still not getting the "dad bod" reference everyone is making.
I get that it just means totally out of shape, right?

Not merely not my particular dad, when did that become a stereotype?

Face-stuffing is a little more expensive and a little less rewarding than ass-stuffing at the moment
In terms of medical bills it could go either way as to which is more expensive. :lit:
 

HonestJohn2376

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It's the totalitarian ideal. I can easily picture ZJ denouncing neighbors at a public meeting "Cultural Revolution" style, but first I have to suspend disbelief that a regime of that type would even tolerate ZJ (let alone making ZJ a cadre).
Radical leftists, the guys who actually organize civil rights movements, fight in revolutions, and establish regimes, are strongly for wholesome community and family values. They absolutely despise narcissistic degenerates like Zinnia and would regard her as well as her identity politics as examples of liberal capitalist decadence.
 

Baloney Face

Full of baloney.
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They're all locked up at home and demanding the government issue checks through summer 2021. It's the ultimate excuse, you get to look like you're protecting the disabled and elderly and saying "fuck capitalism" while starting up a do-nothing patreon to get assistance from the friends you have who are going out into the world to work.
Neetbux are a fruit of capitalism. Real Communist regimes are rough on slackers.

Only a few nutball libertarian types really think public expenditure of any kind == socialism.

"From each according to his ability" -- You don't get to decide what your ability happens to be. They have commissars for that.

Considering he doesn't have sex with Heather ever, going very fat in the future is only part of the plan to become a True and Honest Lesbian.
What about that video where Heather claims to love "girl dick"?

However, a middle aged couple not getting it on so much is one of the more normal features of that household.

Radical leftists, the guys who actually organize civil rights movements, fight in revolutions, and establish regimes, are strongly for wholesome community and family values. They absolutely despise narcissistic degenerates like Zinnia and would regard her as well as her identity politics as examples of liberal capitalist decadence.
Youve clearly never read what bolsheviks had to say about the family
Bolsheviks before the revolution in the cafes of Berlin and Paris were big on "free love" and feminism (as is was understood at the time).

But Stalin handed out medals to women for having lots of children. Of course kids still had to snitch if the parents were counterrevolutionary, so there was no bourgeois sentimentality about family loyalty,
 

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The real problem for Zach isn’t that he’d be put into a labor camp in a communist utopia, it’s that he and his neetbux friends are far too fat and lazy to participate in let alone start any kind of revolution.
To be fair, Zach and his ilk did revolutionize a new form of Darwinism. It’s slow, but has a 41% success rate.
 

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The real problem for Zach isn’t that he’d be put into a labor camp in a communist utopia, it’s that he and his neetbux friends are far too fat and lazy to participate in let alone start any kind of revolution.
Can you expect someone who is too lazy to participate in an economy to participate, much less start, an revolution?

To be fair, Zach and his ilk did revolutionize a new form of Darwinism. It’s slow, but has a 41% success rate.
Trooning out is probably not genetic.

By the Power of Satan! I command your hands and mind!
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For the first time ever, Jake the Gnome deals out genuinely good advice.

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Zach is referring to an earlier chain of tweets by Dr. Dara Kass. Kass states no doctor that she knows actually advocate everyone to stay inside until a vaccine is made, that people are taking a necessary gamble when they attempt to kick start community life. Some decision may be wrong, some will turn out all right, the important thing is to plan your move.
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Unlike Jeremiah Zachary Antolek, Kass actually was infected with covid. But of course someone who actually treated patients and suffered the disease has less humanity than the stay-at-home stepdad who can't be arsed to check his kid's homework.

Sick burn to the TERVES!!!
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Zach is a fount of humanity, don't you think?

Or perhaps he confuses "humanity" with "sexuality"?
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Sick!
Burn!
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HonestJohn2376

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Youve clearly never read what bolsheviks had to say about the family
Radical leftist groups are different, but they are rather "wholesome" (pro-family and pro-community) in significant regards. The Black Panthers for example stood for traditional gender roles. While more women joined the Panthers and they became more egalitarian, women Panthers were protectors of their children, homes, and communities. While women and men were considered equal, they were considered suited for different gender roles.

Stalin, as @Baloney Face said, promoted motherhood and the family unit. He also made it illegal to be gay, made abortions and divorce harder, and put extra taxes on childless families. The USSR wanted to engineer families on more radical lines earlier in its history but became more traditionalist over time.

Radical leftist indigenous groups, like most indigenous activists, heavily emphasize protecting their heritage, families, and traditional communities. Indigenous people's perspectives on gender roles and the family are as diverse as the people themselves, but regardless the family and community are deeply important even to the leftists.

Of course, several leftists like Mao wanted to destroy the traditional family outright. However, Mao criminalized homosexuality and even now China does not let gay couples adopt children and gives little rights to intersex people. So while communist China was not wholesome in its treatment of the family it was hardly accepting of "alternative" lifestyles either.

Bottom line, not many vanguard parties would like Zinnia very much. They would regard her as a self-serving and parasitic person who threatens community and party solidarity if not as an outright degenerate warranting imprisonment.
 

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Most groups wouldn't want Zach because he's useless. He and his deluded pairs believe they will the philosophers of the revolution, that they will be invited to intellectual parties to debate society.

Not gonna happen. Not only those parties aren't happening ever, but if they did, he wouldn't be invited.

Zach has no useful skills. He has never worked. And he can't even procreate children. Heather can work and her children are healthy, they are useful for any system, Zach would no produce but cost them money. The most likely scenario is that he's taken to a Gulag, gets murdered at midnight, and is buried before dawn.