Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos

Hermey The Crawling Chaos

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Video game bullshit. No idea.
Imagine thinking it matters what "podcasts" are in a game that had it's source code leaked before those tweets took place. I could make every podcast thing play the "THEY EAT DA POO POO" rant at this point and no one could stop me.
Our genius doesn't need your goddam books because he is already an ace!
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The 2% error? Must be covid's fault:
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Rando feminist defends J. K. Rowling. Zach mad:
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Zach talks about Abigall Shrier's book. His characterization of it, however, is so vague and hyperbolic that despite the quoted passages, I'm not convinced he's understood (or even read) the book:
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Taking a metaphor ("vanish down the rabbit hole") as literal is how you own the author!

Shrier is "fash" and is apparently against 17-year-old working in coffee shops too:
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By quotes a sizeable passage this time, Zach shows us how much he misreads Shrier. Shrier doesn't say "listening to experts" is a weakness; she says "over-reliance on experts" is a weakness. You should listen to experts but at the same time figure out what are their hidden assumptions. Failure to do so is a weakness.

If he's gone through the book, he did so specifically looking for things to get offended:
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Does his college teach students to do book reviews? Can Zach substitute his much-hated Technical Writing classes with Book Review classes? Because no one taught him that reviewing a book is not simply quote-mining.

Now a little life story:
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And an Intellectual crossover:
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These two men think being a STEM major or a pro athlete are unwomanly conduct. Did anyone sent them from Victorian age through a time machine?

In conclusion, Zach believes the world doesn't need Shrier's book and it needn't have been written or published -- but this is not censorship honest!
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Zach lotion stays in the basket:
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I feel like you could simplify your life if you just replaced every tweet mine with this:
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Gizmoduck

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What an abject fucking tard. Since "Miss" Statistician here can't seem to look at some data and adjust expectations appropriately, why don't we have a look?

Zach is 31 and Heather is 39. As of today (11/17), the numbers on the CDC website claim (read their wording carefully...) that there have been 1,725 fatalities "involving COVID-19" and 54,516 total deaths in the 25-34 year old age group since January 26 ("Week ending 2/1/2020"). They also claim there have been 4,426 "deaths involving COVID-19" and 76,852 total deaths in the 35-44 year old age group in the same period.


That gives us a corpse COVID positivity rate of 3.16% in Zach's age group and 5.76% in Heather's. The other 96.84% and 94.24% of corpses didn't test positive for COVID. So far, that sounds mildly concerning, if you see it as a snippet on the news or Twitter, sure. I mean, let's take a gander at causes of death for their combined age group in 2017, also courtesy of the CDC:

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So COVID is beating stroke, diabetes, cirrhosis, HIV, and septicemia for these age groups, but it's losing to homicide, heart disease, cancer, suicide, and unintentional injuries. Even if Zach weren't a troon, he should probably worry more about killing himself than about COVID. But wait, there's more. This is a breakdown of causes of death. Going back to the CDC's numbers, there were 54,516 deaths in the 25-34 age group, and 76,852 in the 35-44, out of respective populations of 45,940,321 and 41,659,144. That gives us 0.12% and 0.19% to die of all causes in at their respective ages between 1/26/2020 and 11/7/2020, just under 80% of the year. And it gives us 0.00375% and 0.01062% to both die and test positive for COVID.

Ignoring that it's perfectly possible to die of something unrelated AND test positive for COVID... assume ALL of those people died OF COVID, not just WITH COVID. Let's imagine that in the remaining 20% of weeks until January 26, 2021, case rates explode. It becomes a true pandemic, there's dead elderly people lining the streets, cats and dogs are eating each other, and all because YOOOOOOU just had to have human contact! Let's hold the death rate for non-COVID causes constant, at roughly 184/day for Zach's age group and 252/day for Heather's, giving us another 14,536 (2020 was a leap year) and 19,908 for Heather's. And for purposes of not going totally insane, let's hold the total population of the age groups constant even though, obviously, everyone in the groups aged a year at some point. Then, let's assume there are 2 million more COVID-involved deaths in those 79 days. If age-wise mortality remains constant, we get roughly 15,403 deaths in Zach's age group and 39,521 in Heather's, giving us a grand total of 17,128 COVID-involved deaths and 69,052 remaining deaths in Zach's age group, and 24,334/96,760 respectively for Heather's.

We then get a COVID percentage of total mortality of roughly 20% for both age groups, and it means that 0.0373% and 0.0584% of Americans in the respective age groups die of COVID. For those of you taking Zach Math, that's just over 37 per 100,000 Americans for Zach's age group and just under 58 per 100,000 for Heather's, compared to the original numbers of 3.75/100,000 and 10.6/100,000. Adjusting for the time scale, it's 4.7 and 13.25- the original numbers come from 80% of a year.

To put that in perspective, briefly, as of 2017, 4.4 out of 10,000 Americans ages 30-44 has been diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimer's. There were roughly 10 home fires per 10,000 Americans in 2019. And there are many countries in the world with a road fatality rate north of 20 per 100,000 residents per year- it's 12.4 per 100,000 in the United States.

I would definitely entertain arguments that Heather has a substantially higher risk than average for her age group, but Zach is in no way facing IMMINENT DOOOM and I can't even express how tired I am of the hysteria. Wash your hands and calm the fuck down, people.
Stop with all the useless numbers and statistics, Zach can't shove those in his asshole!
 

Positron

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Who, exactly, is he trying to impress with his super good boy grades? It's a shame he's in his 30's and still trying to get that attention he missed out on in childhood. I couldn't imagine posting this shit online to make me feel better.
Zach has allegedly been getting nothing but top scores for more than a year now. You'd think he'd have gotten tired of it and stopped bragging long ago.

And did it ever occur to him that this course is too easy for him? Wouldn't he have asked the professor to move him to a more-advanced class? Money is sort of tight; no point paying for stuff he already knows so well.

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Both pictures are old but I don't recall seeing Zach in dangerhair.

No masks = pro-death:
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Do I need to remind anyone that Heather is not trans?

But can you blame a man for looking for fun elsewhere when he's living with such a dark-hearted killjoy?
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Hermey The Crawling Chaos

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Zach has allegedly been getting nothing but top scores for more than a year now. You'd think he'd have gotten tired of it and stopped bragging long ago.

And did it ever occur to him that this course is too easy for him? Wouldn't he have asked the professor to move him to a more-advanced class? Money is sort of tight; no point paying for stuff he already knows so well.

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Both pictures are old but I don't recall seeing Zach in dangerhair.

No masks = pro-death:
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Do I need to remind anyone that Heather is not trans?

But can you blame a man for looking for fun elsewhere when he's living with such a dark-hearted killjoy?
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Didn't Heather just have a fucking stroke? You'd think you'd lay off the doom and gloom for at least a little bit after experiencing that, but I suppose she's probably cognizant of her surroundings again and remembered that this was her life so I guess I get it.
 

Baloney Face

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Both pictures are old but I don't recall seeing Zach in dangerhair.

Before and after what? Penny?

ZJ now has that 1000 yard battle fatigue look.
I'd kind of noticed it before, but the contrast with before is remarkable.


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Do I need to remind anyone that Heather is not trans?

Mentioning Penny though not by name.
 

Law

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He actually looked better with the blond hair. Years of sloth, poor diet, poppers, late nights, and stress have take their toll.
I know we always say he doesn't seem to care about Heather, or anyone who's not him, but I think that her almost dying was still stressful for him.
 

Spastic Colon

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He actually looked better with the blond hair. Years of sloth, poor diet, poppers, late nights, and stress have take their toll.
I know we always say he doesn't seem to care about Heather, or anyone who's not him, but I think that her almost dying was still stressful for him.
He's getting old and fat. Of course he looks worse. And he will continue to look worse. Zach's best days are behind him. He just hasn't realized that yet.

Sure Heather almost croaking was stressful for him. A good paypig is hard to find. If Heather dies, I hope Zach moves to the Tenacious Unicorn troon ranch and has to service Kevin Gibes' AmHole. That would provide some premium tard cum if we could get Zach on the tranch.
 

Abortions4All

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Zach loves berating everyone who isn't wearing a mask as "pro-death" and thinks voluntary compliance just isn't doing the job.

I wonder what he thinks about the fact that gay men still have HIV prevalence rates that are incredibly high, all because they won't "voluntarily comply" with condom regulations. Maybe he thinks we should have the government start treating gay men as disease vectors and force them to take Truvada or issue fines at bathhouses for non-compliance with condom laws. He must DEFINITELY be in favor of laws criminalizing the deliberate or knowing spread of HIV.

It's about saving lives! No price is too high, right? Who cares about privacy or your right to decide what to do with your own body. When a killer virus is on the loose, people have to put aside their petty personal convenience and pleasure to prevent catastrophe.
 

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Zach loves berating everyone who isn't wearing a mask as "pro-death" and thinks voluntary compliance just isn't doing the job.

I wonder what he thinks about the fact that gay men still have HIV prevalence rates that are incredibly high, all because they won't "voluntarily comply" with condom regulations. Maybe he thinks we should have the government start treating gay men as disease vectors and force them to take Truvada or issue fines at bathhouses for non-compliance with condom laws. He must DEFINITELY be in favor of laws criminalizing the deliberate or knowing spread of HIV.

It's about saving lives! No price is too high, right? Who cares about privacy or your right to decide what to do with your own body. When a killer virus is on the loose, people have to put aside their petty personal convenience and pleasure to prevent catastrophe.
But AIDS doesnt effect Z since he doesn't have sex with humans so its a non-concern for him. He still has to leave the house sometimes tho so coronas a big dang deal.
 

Karl_der_Grosse

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Zach loves berating everyone who isn't wearing a mask as "pro-death" and thinks voluntary compliance just isn't doing the job.

I wonder what he thinks about the fact that gay men still have HIV prevalence rates that are incredibly high, all because they won't "voluntarily comply" with condom regulations. Maybe he thinks we should have the government start treating gay men as disease vectors and force them to take Truvada or issue fines at bathhouses for non-compliance with condom laws. He must DEFINITELY be in favor of laws criminalizing the deliberate or knowing spread of HIV.

It's about saving lives! No price is too high, right? Who cares about privacy or your right to decide what to do with your own body. When a killer virus is on the loose, people have to put aside their petty personal convenience and pleasure to prevent catastrophe.

That's different. Having anonymous, unprotected sex is an integral part of gay culture, and any attempt to interfere with a gay man's innate right to take a dozen or so anonymous dicks while doing poppers and crystal meth is homophobic and an attempt to erase gay men from existence.

I'm joking, of course. But I have seen this exact argument made before, whenever bathhouse/cruising culture is criticized.
 

Tragi-Chan

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I don't feel like anyone's called CPS on Zach. He hates everyone who doesn't magically recognize and defer to his hidden genius in all areas of life, so he probably just got butthurt when the kids' school sent a mail asking they not be fed hotpockets every day.
How upset he gets depends on how if affects his ego. People saying he’s a shit parent tends not to bother him so much because he doesn’t care about the kids. But his looks, his intelligence, his achievements, he’s sensitive about those.

I can only think of one occasion when he’s chimped out over parenting, and that was the Sexy Randall Flagg costume incident. And the only reason he brought the parenting criticism into that was to justify his anger - in reality, he was pissed off because he hoped we’d start furiously masturbating over him, instead of laughing and calling him fat.
 

Spastic Colon

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I think Zach would be thrilled if CPS took the kids away. I'm starting to think Heather would, too. It's not like she gives a shit about them. If she did, we wouldn't have even half the content we do in this thread because she would have tossed his ass out a long time ago and Zach would be living under a bridge somewhere.
 

Ethical Nightmare

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I don't think CPS was called on them, because if they had, we'd have definitely heard about it from Heather and Zach, since they're not exactly the type to keep things private. And I'm sure they'd blame the visit from CPS on evil transphobes and homophobes set out to destroy their family, and not due to their shitty parenting and squalid living conditions.
 

Abortions4All

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It's so cisnormative to expect parents not to film pornography in the room adjoining their children's bedroom. Queer families (which are just as good as any other family, bigot) just can't help themselves and need to spend more time on extreme insertions than learning or enrichment. We should try to break free of preconceived notions about whether an action like using the family bathroom to record fetish sessions while your children aren't allowed to leave the home is "good" or "bad."
 

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