Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos

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It's so cisnormative to expect parents not to film pornography in the room adjoining their children's bedroom. Queer families (which are just as good as any other family, bigot) just can't help themselves and need to spend more time on extreme insertions than learning or enrichment. We should try to break free of preconceived notions about whether an action like using the family bathroom to record fetish sessions while your children aren't allowed to leave the home is "good" or "bad."
That's right. And anyone who complains about any of the above needs to get their mind out of the gutter! And stop sexualizing children! (I have seriously seen Zach and/or other troons give this basic come-back when people were pointing out that living in a porn studio isn't healthy for the kids.)
 

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Did you know Zach wrote 4 articles for HuffPost?
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Masks.
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Zach has so much good advice on mask etiquette that if I were in charge of HuffPost I'll beg him to write about them.

Because it will surely gives USA Today a run of money.
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The USA Today article reports how teenagers get even more addicted to their phones during covid, and this might bring further psychological problems. The researcher interviewed, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, is "insufferable" because she advocates screen-free times, a healthy sleep schedule, regular exercise, and be mindful of how what you read affects yourself emotionally.

Given his recent rant against gym classes (BTW whatever happened to his going to the gym to train himself into "a dense stout tiny ball of muscles"?), every talk about exercise will rile him up, but Zach's beef with Newsom is apparently "guilt-tripping" and "being performative" -- as if telling your kids, "I'm using the phone to make a doctor's appointment; I'm not doing causal chit-chat or browsing Fake News" is "performative".
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Parroting Fake News, Zach claims that reconciliation with Trump voters is impossible.
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Remember these are the people who in the last 4 years kept screaming how The Orange Man intended to put them all in jail. When the wind blows their way, they all fantasize putting other people in jail simply for having voted wrong.

Americans are bad at math, what a revelation.
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Zach has a very idiosyncratic understanding of the word "smooth":
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What happened to his toenails?
 

cowisnow

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Psychological problems like trooning out?

Wasn't internet overuse, porn addiction, and lack of proper sleep part of ZJ's troonic origin story when he was a teen?

Correct. The idea is to NOT neglect your kids and your spouse and family because you're spending so much time in front of a computer screen, or scrolling the Kiwi Farms social media.

Apparently the McNamaras don't believe in doing things in moderation.
 

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I know we always say he doesn't seem to care about Heather, or anyone who's not him, but I think that her almost dying was still stressful for him.
Imagine how frightening for such a useless, parasitic person to contemplate the possible loss of the only person dumb enough to be his paypig.
But his looks, his intelligence, his achievements, he’s sensitive about those.
This is why he's a lolcow. He is so vain about these things, despite being a meth-mouthed, buck-toothed, idiotic failure.
Did you know Zach wrote 4 articles for HuffPost?
Literally any moron can do this. I have one of these accounts too. At one point every liberal with any academic presence in the country had one. I could just repackage some shitposts into stuff like this. So whoop de fucking do.
 

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Life is so idyllic that Zach is actively looking out for things to get offended about:
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Story: someone called Sia makes a film with an autistic character but she doesn't cast a autistic person in it. It is just as insulting not to case a literal doctor to play a doctor, or a literal zombie to play a zombie.

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You know you can always improve on perfection?
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Zach retweet Fat Tony's bullshit again:
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Crossover between Heather and Jonathan Holliday:
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Baloney Face

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Literally any moron can do this. I have one of these accounts too. At one point every liberal with any academic presence in the country had one. I could just repackage some shitposts into stuff like this. So whoop de fucking do.
OTOH, the Rolling Stone articles really do count toward being a published author.
And in general ZJs "liberal" (?) output from all sources was enough to get some negative publicity from Tucker Carlson.

So that means ZJ is a TV celebrity even. 8)


Did ZJ practice for hours in front of a mirror to get that pose just right? :lit:


Crossover between Heather and Jonathan Holliday:
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Fetishishizing trans people -- What ZJ does.
Supporting trans people -- What Mrs ZJ does.

Yes there certainly is a difference. ;)
 

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I thought Zach, of all people, would appreciate "performative masturbatory self-involvement". Also, lol, at "Big alien attempting to impersonate humans energy". Isn't he always going on about feeling like an alien who is confused by human emotions and facial expressions?

Sounds like Mrs. Newsome is his soul mate. He should ditch Heather and woo the Governor's wife. She might even be into it for woke points. If only he weren't a lesbian who hates vaginas ... could have been a match made in heaven.
 
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AnOminous

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Law

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Also, lol, at "Big alien attempting to impersonate humans energy". Isn't he always going on about feeling like an alien who is confused by human emotions and facial expressions?
Rules are for non-Zach normies, not for Zach! As a raging narcissist, Zach sees anything he does as good cause he's the one who does it. Acting like an awkward alien included.
 

Spastic Colon

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Kiwis, how much would someone have to pay you to deep tongue kiss Zach's asshole? I'd do it for a million, if there were a strict thirty-second time limit and if he submitted to a battery of tests beforehand.
There's no enough money in the world, no the universe for this to happen. Not even if a dental dam was used and my tongue wouldn't actually make contact with his skin. Nope. Nope. Nope. It would be like piloting a spacecraft near a black hole. Nobody's coming back from that unscathed, assuming survival is even a possibility.
 

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Did ZJ practice for hours in front of a mirror to get that pose just right? :lit:
Did the pose make him look thin?
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The trauma of being an ex-gifted kid:
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Interesting "theory" about why girls would want a double mastectomy:
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This is not even insightful; it is like saying I want to eat a sandwich because I want to eat a sandwich.
There got to be a reason why so many teenage girls in the Western World all decided they "don't fucking wanna have boobs" all of a sudden, at the same moment. And if all they want were to get rid of their boobs, why do they call themselves "boys"?

Abigail Shrier investigates the cases and come up with a creditable theory. We need more people like her, journalists who do their job.

Zach's man-tits "levitate":
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A few men discuss their experience with tittie-skitties, Progesterone in particular:
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Hermey The Crawling Chaos

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Did the pose make him look thin?
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The trauma of being an ex-gifted kid:
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Interesting "theory" about why girls would want a double mastectomy:
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This is not even insightful; it is like saying I want to eat a sandwich because I want to eat a sandwich.
There got to be a reason why so many teenage girls in the Western World all decided they "don't fucking wanna have boobs" all of a sudden, at the same moment. And if all they want were to get rid of their boobs, why do they call themselves "boys"?

Abigail Shrier investigates the cases and come up with a creditable theory. We need more people like her, journalists who do their job.

Zach's man-tits "levitate":
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A few men discuss their experience with tittie-skitties, Progesterone in particular:
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>100%$ on my trig quiz

Well yes, it is easy to ace imaginary tests.

>Lauren's grandma Covid

Well why wasn't she WEARING A MASK SHE MUST BE PRO DEATH AND DESERVE IT. Why didn't you staple a mask on her face Zach? WHY?!

wait that would've involved caring about another creature, nevermind.
 

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If he were really losing weight, he wouldn't be posting filtered photos of him sucking in his cheeks and contorting his mouth. Plus, he is totally using the fat girl photo angle. He'd be showing us full body photos in a well lit room (where it isn't as easy to hide shooping as it is with an all black background). He sure is sensitive about being called fat, isn't he?
 

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