Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

fuckidunno

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...She wants to be a famous "indie video game person" juggernaut...

She wants to be so famous and respected that people pay huge piles of cash to have her involved with their projects (like Chris Avelone, pre #metoo). She wants to be the person representing "video games" in congress and the UN forever. She wants to be the person receiving the rewards and accolades...
Look at her physical moves
Started in MA - "indie videogame"
Moved to Seattle - videogames AND related 'culture'
Moved to LA - popular performance media

Videogames and boardgames and all that are just the substrate the grift is operating on -- she wants to be a "personality" .
I suppose she's actually making a decent run at it by leveraging whatever she can and cannibalizing whomever she can

The Betrayal at House on the Hill expansion is a great example (for those not familiar with it, there are these little narrative scenarios) BOTH Anita and Zoe wrote scenarios .
Now out of all the actual game designers and authors and personalities that could have been recruited...they BOTH were in that!?!
you can't really say it was due to their involvement in the gaming field, their writing background, etc
I guess you could say they are both experts in constructing fictional narratives...it's pretty obvious why
I mean talk about 'diversity' -- not there, WoC has become pretty monocultural

and in classic Zoe style, Betrayal just happened to be her dream game :"I had the honor of writing a haunt for one of my favorite board games of all time, the board game that made me fall in love with board games again as an adult "
 

BubbleButt

THOT Gadget May Return
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Videogames and boardgames and all that are just the substrate the grift is operating on -- she wants to be a "personality" .
I'd figure it'd be hard to do that when you have no personality, but when you can trick simps into thinking your cunt is the cure to what ails them when all it can muster is herpes and yeast infections, well... That's how we wound up in this mess in the first place.
 

AnOminous

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Chelsea’s real aims were all over the place. She wanted to be a big time shot caller and kingmaker, an iconoclastic ideas person, and a fragile damsel who wilts under the most mild criticism. She wasn’t competent enough to pull any of them off.
She managed to kill one dude, at least, even after she failed to kill her first cuck, Eron.
 

BadTakeCrucifier

They should have never gave you niggas Twitter
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:story: "I make video games" is like the new "I'm going to be a rockstar!" or "I'm gonna be an artist!" ... Sounds good, looks fun. Doesn't work when you're a lazy fuck.

I'm STILL waiting on news about the latest ZOE game, just checked her Patreon and depression quest is still up as her flagship game lol.

Chelsea literally fucks around on twitter all day, buys massive wasteful amounts of nerd shit/clothes/toys online, and thus thinks one day she'll be the greatest game dev of all time. Is she any different than your alcoholic or stoner buddy that fucks around on a guitar, loves music, and still thinks he will become an actual rockstar?

Older millennials are especially guilty of this this "I will turn MAKING GAMES into my career uwu" shit. People who were young enough to be around for the rise of the early Internet/social media and had the chance to pretend to be a person online.... ...but old enough to still somehow not even figure out how to do some very basic stuff like have a Twitch or a YouTube channel for gaming. Lol.

Ooops also I forgot to mention Zoe is a drug addict
 

BadTakeCrucifier

They should have never gave you niggas Twitter
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What drugs is she addicted to? I missed this
Imagine all those go fund me and patreon dollars that went to drugs.

It's definitely another fine aspect of Chelsea's personality that she has tried to suppress evidence of. (Just like how she's suppressed being a soft porn model, or how she hid being a scam artist). I've seen it referenced or just hinted with shit she says, but I attached an example I have on hand.
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1. Alec used the term "wasted" not just "drunk"

2. Flirting with people erratically, then having a break down, is consistent with the side effect of drug use of hitting the "high" and then crashing into sadness when the high (dopamine rush) goes away.

3. "Going to the bathroom" repeatedly, way more than you need to? Definitely drugs. Most likely cocaine. Could be other drugs, like ecstasy. If it was cocaine: Basically, you snort a tiny amount of cocaine every 20-30 minutes (hence all the bathroom breaks) and the cocaine causes a massive dopamine flood, manic behavior, impulsiveness and horniness. As soon as the coke wears off you would experience blankness and then depression.

Anyone who isn't full autism has probably seen people hogging the bathroom at parties. You know what happened here.


Also want to add: One reason I take Alec's side more, it seems VERY obvious to me he had to deal with Chelsea's high, drug addict ass.
 

Doctor Placebo

Soleimani's back. Tell a friend.
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:story: "I make video games" is like the new "I'm going to be a rockstar!" or "I'm gonna be an artist!" ... Sounds good, looks fun. Doesn't work when you're a lazy fuck.

I'm STILL waiting on news about the latest ZOE game, just checked her Patreon and depression quest is still up as her flagship game lol.
That's surprisingly honest of her. I'd have expected someone like Zoe to pad the shit out of that virtual resume and stretch the truth as far as it would go. Or maybe she's just too lazy to update the info.

Chelsea literally fucks around on twitter all day, buys massive wasteful amounts of nerd shit/clothes/toys online, and thus thinks one day she'll be the greatest game dev of all time. Is she any different than your alcoholic or stoner buddy that fucks around on a guitar, loves music, and still thinks he will become an actual rockstar?
Sure she is. That guy didn't push anyone to suicide or otherwise ruin the lives/careers of actual rock musicians, however underground they may have been.
 

Absolved Mediocrity

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Guys I am sorry it took so long to drop all these off here after getting months and months of the run around by the relative Canadian parties. There's a post that I had all these added to and they asked me to take them down so that nobody could say they were OBTAINED from Kiwi Farms. That was the reason, because they never used the Farms by name in anything that they were documenting, AND I didn't have any URL's on these big batches of screen grabs....

SO.....now that it's pretty fucking obvious that neither the Post Millenial or the RCMP have the power or desire to do SHIT....I'm gonna just dump about 100 screen grabs here like I promised.

The infamous two week period that Chelsea was supposedly cut off from the world would be the last part of April into May 2012.
As you can see, however.........she was busy giving out her phone number to everybody, planning game jams and hook ups in other cities during her LAYOVER flight out of the HELL HOUSE....yeah.....you guys know the rest.
Here's the first mass batch, no URL's or thumbnails.
I'll put the April into May crossover in the next post.
 

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Absolved Mediocrity

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April into May .
Also this folder that got organized later as that Anna Slatz article was being written., (her to him) -those are March into April, sorry they're out of sequence here.
(might be a couple redundancies here too, sorry.)

I will do one more post with a final batch of just strange shit I don't see that posted before.
EDIT: Notice that she was tweeting @hanfreakinsolo during this time.
That is of course Patrick Lindsay, who she was most likely still fucking while she crashed at Alec's place.
 

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Absolved Mediocrity

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Ok Last batch forever.
These are all in MAY.....she is moving out, and what I notice is that she doesn't start acting all depressed until AFTER, around May 11 or so...
And that infamous last tweet she ever sent Alec.
Just says "Hi" on May 10th.

RIP Alec Holowka
 

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Kosher Dill

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So! Let's return to the "Survivors" spreadsheet that was going around:
I had an earlier crack at this when I was looking for mysterious exonerations, but didn't normalize the data enough and came up with some false positives. As it happens, no one got exonerated.

I did come up with a few stats for people to mull over though:

Precisely four people were both accusers and accused (excluding self-accusations): ChilledChaos, JessyQuil, Tactical_Pinup, xoFroot

The top accusees (minus "Anonymous") were:

Accusee# Accusations
HJTenchi9
wgrates9
Anti6
dmbrandon6
Kasper6
SattelizerGames6
saynotorage6
EscoBlades5
Meta4gaming5
Modestmarill5
ProSyndicate5
RelaxAlax5
Remo5
Xzax5105

The top victims (minus "Anonymous") were:

Accuser# Accusations
daylightful5
skummelhummel5
pancakepow4
AustenMarieTV3
bobdunga923
CiaranBMTH3
TheZombiUnicorn3
xoFROOT3

I attached the normalized data as a tab-separated file. This has everyone's names standardized to their Twitter handles (where available), minus the @ sign. If there's no Twitter handle, I picked whatever other identifier was most popular, or "Anonymous" if there was none.
 

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