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Yeah I know. I’ve been told that too. But just wtf is “psychological first aid”?
Is that holding your friends hand who’s having a bad acid trip?
I have some of those.
It's like regular first aid, but you use bandaids with dinosaurs on them and then kiss it better.
According to Red Cross
Psychological First Aid - Canadian Red Cross
In psychological first aid courses, learn how to take care of yourself after you’ve experienced stress or crisis. Choose from online courses or a...
Real psychological first aid: you aren't the first person ever to experience something fucked up. Get over yourself and move on.According to Red Cross
Psychological First Aid - Canadian Red Cross
In psychological first aid courses, learn how to take care of yourself after you’ve experienced stress or crisis. Choose from online courses or a...www.redcross.ca
You're basically spending 12 hours of your life to learn to hold someone's hand or pat them on the back and tell them "everything's going to be okay". I don't know why you have to learn to be a good person but I guess that's how Liberals are now. It's cheaper to just take up a religion.
Snoopy band aids heal boo boo’s faster
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My first day as a psychological first aider:
A 'healthy at any size' person of indeterminate gender and hair colour, almost pulls down the tent as they stagger in through the flaps, under a barrage of cries to "Man the harpoons!"
As they swoon onto one of the fainting couches, my training kicks into gear. Having stabilised their gunt, I write the words 'stunning and brave' on a large elastoplast, which I apply to their forehead.
Kneeling down, I encourage them to open their tightly-clenched eyes and stare into the hand mirror, that I am holding up in front of them.
As their face assembles itself into an expression of confusion, I realise my mistake. The reflection of the writing in the mirror is back to front. Frozen on the spot, I watch their pupils darting back and forth in a blind panic, as they attempt to make sense of the three indecipherable words that were intended to save their life. On the opposite side of the tent, my co-first aider, Kristen, is hastily scrawling a new anti-trigger plaster.
She is not fast enough.
My first patient lets out a deafening "Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!" and then expires.
"They never taught us how to use mirrors in training!" I wail to my superior, Dr Borstrom, who lost a leg saving a bus load of Iraqi children in the second Gulf War.
In the background I can hear Kristen on the phone to a nearby military base, arranging for a dynamite crew to dispose of the body.
Later that evening, on social media, I allude to nonspecific acts of sexual harassment committed against me by Borstrom, ending both his career and his marriage within a matter of hours. The following morning, I join the chorus of progressive voices on Twitter, openly celebrating his suicide. That'll teach him to write me up for malpractice.
When I arrive at work, Bella, from Human Resources, promotes me to the rank of Head Doctor. My first act is to declare mirrors a problematic extension of the male gaze and to ban their use on patients.
So that's how she got the degree in Antifa Field Medic.Fuck me dead wtf is this online course bullshit
better update that Linked In cunt
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psychological first-aid!? "hey man, breathe. calm down. you want some weed? here, have some cheese."Fuck me dead wtf is this online course bullshit
better update that Linked In cunt
can i get a degree now too plz?
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Syria.
An airstrike falls on the school.
Guts and limbs everywhere.
Survivng children are smeered in the blood of their friends.
>you aren't the first person ever to experience something fucked up. Get over yourself and move on.
Those are the situations for the actual psychological first aid. Accute shock and trauma.
Get better leaders.
Fastest Hand In The East
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We are one of the guys airstriking, so I'll say the leadership is pretty based.
Zoe ain't going to volunteer for that shit. She'll be handholding a bunch of pussies right here.
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Oh naturally, I will never presume she will do anything if it wasnt solely in her own benefit.
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In 2016, Zoe provided a voice for a character in the game 2064: Read Only Memories (trivia: so did Jim "Stephanie" Sterling). It basically looks like a visual novel with retro-anime stylings by a company called MidBoss. There were enough reasons to avoid the game without knowing they were the kind of people to cast a non-voice-actor like Zoe Quinn just for the virtue signal points.
Lately, they've been advertising a sequel called Read Only Memories: Neurodiver, which mentions the return of "familiar faces", and even mentions a few, but not Zoe's character Katelyn. I haven't seen the game's cast yet, but I'd really like to. I think it would lend to the idea that Zoe really is tarnished if she wasn't called back for the sequel. Of course, there could be story reasons why her character doesn't return, but it would be even more telling if she was recast.
One last little interesting tidbit is Zoe Quinn's IMDB page, which makes it look like work is drying up for her, except for a very recent appearance on a TV miniseries documentary called Q: Into the Storm. It's about Q-Anon and likely tries to link Gamergate to Trump's presidency, like all the lefties were trying to do. I know her comic book work fits right into the hole in her IMDB page record, so I'm not sure how hopeful we can be that she's entirely washed up yet. But maybe we can watch her burn some more bridges in the meantime.
Lately, they've been advertising a sequel called Read Only Memories: Neurodiver, which mentions the return of "familiar faces", and even mentions a few, but not Zoe's character Katelyn. I haven't seen the game's cast yet, but I'd really like to. I think it would lend to the idea that Zoe really is tarnished if she wasn't called back for the sequel. Of course, there could be story reasons why her character doesn't return, but it would be even more telling if she was recast.
One last little interesting tidbit is Zoe Quinn's IMDB page, which makes it look like work is drying up for her, except for a very recent appearance on a TV miniseries documentary called Q: Into the Storm. It's about Q-Anon and likely tries to link Gamergate to Trump's presidency, like all the lefties were trying to do. I know her comic book work fits right into the hole in her IMDB page record, so I'm not sure how hopeful we can be that she's entirely washed up yet. But maybe we can watch her burn some more bridges in the meantime.
Wish I had the screencap handy, but both her and Brianna Wu were Tweeting about how Gamerate "directly led" to the capitol riots. They are fucking delusional.
Let me guess, Chelsea's appearance is just a bit for her to say "Gamergate led to the worst terrorism in history"?
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