Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Time to repost one of my d-d-d-dankest maymaize

She'll be happy to know that Gamergate isn't the only thing that defines her.

She's also defined by the innocent man she drove to suicide with false rape accusations.

 

[Marche]

She's also defined by the innocent man she drove to suicide with false rape accusations.

also stole 30k for a kickscam

 

[There's light at the end]

also stole 30k for a kickscam

I think, driving man to suicide is much worse than scam. But latter is a cherry on top of enormous cunt that she is

 

[Water-T]

"WAAAAHHHHH! I rode a scandal to lots of opportunities, but I squandered them all through laziness & lack of talent, so I'm back to sucking dicks to get by! ABLOO ABLOO ABLOO!"

Gosh - if Chelsea just managed to get a game out on time instead of running off with the cash, maybe she wouldn't be renting herself out as a toilet for old Japanese businessmen. Just a thought.

 

[LooneyTroons]

killing yourself to own the libs, bold strategy

Sure look its a thankless job but someone's gotta do it.

 

[Snowflake Buster]

Time to repost one of my d-d-d-dankest maymaize

Speaking of repost...

 

[Never Scored]

I mean, it's not her real name? She could stop using it any time.

 

[agility_]

Dear god just shut the fuck up chelsea, nobody gives a shit about you or your life because it's just not interesting at all. Nobody cares. You are a washed up retard asshole from helldump and you look mildly less abhorrent than lena dunham. I pray to the stars twitter just fucking bans your dumbass account so you'll have no choice but to take a deep long look in the mirror and try to either dampen or buffer the horror that is your existence.

 

[Absolutego]

I mean, it's not her real name? She could stop using it any time.

She actually did have her name legally changed to Zoe Tiberius Quinn, that came up during her courtroom saga trying to get the ex-boyfriend who spilled the beans under a permanent gag order.

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao.

"Legit" results means personally curated results she personally approves of, followed by actual truth. That sure chaps her ass.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Your "games" might take up more real estate on your SEO search if you actually released the games you took kickstarter money to make.

There's a reason "took money for kickstarter game and never released" it is high on SEO - that's what fucking happened.

 

[Haramburger]

She actually did have her name legally changed to Zoe Tiberius Quinn, that came up during her courtroom saga trying to get the ex-boyfriend who spilled the beans under a permanent gag order.

You know what he meant though, to clean up her image it would benefit her greatly to go back to her original name or pick another. Anything and everything remotely personal though is tied to all this controversy so I can understand her reluctance, from her tester credits on They Bleed Pixels pre-legal name change on down to the Goddess Mode comics.

The points she tries to make in her rant is pretty flimsy under scrutiny though; her "games" are free garbage made by others, or non-existent thanks to skipping out on kickstarter promises. When she complains about some rando video on her by someone with 32 subscribers, what would you prefer they see instead, the Vice promo video where you start filming for the Tingler game that's undelivered? Yaboizack's Goddess Mode roast where he just reads the comic panel by panel and people can see how shit it is for themselves?

While we're here, I'm not aware of any new comics from Chelsea on the horizon since her shitty write-in on the Infected: Deathbringer #1. Sounds like news to me, since she's usually so tight-lipped about upcoming projects until they're far enough along there's no way to get backed out of/dropped from them.

 

[Drowningman]

She needs attention again and a new scam.

 

[Water-T]

Hoe mad that she can't suck the right dicks and get anything negative swept under the rug anymore.

 

[kaien]

While we're here, I'm not aware of any new comics from Chelsea on the horizon since her shitty write-in on the Infected: Deathbringer #1.

Yeah, her cup of coffee with the comics industry is long over. Especially given the stench of death around IDW and the rounds of cutbacks at DC. Harvey Richards, the editor on Deathbringer, is long gone.

 

[DumbDude42]

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>my hugo nominated book
>any of my games
>my upcoming comic with a major publisher

this is like if ted kaczynski complained that googling his name only shows his political manifesto and bombing attacks, not the mathematics research he did while in college

 

[AnOminous]

>my hugo nominated book
>any of my games
>my upcoming comic with a major publisher

this is like if ted kaczynski complained that googling his name only shows his political manifesto and bombing attacks, not the mathematics research he did while in college

One of my favorite citations to Kaczynski was to one of his mathematical works where there was a parenthetical (better known for other works) after it in the footnote.

 

[JJLiautaud]

One of my favorite citations to Kaczynski was to one of his mathematical works where there was a parenthetical (better known for other works) after it in the footnote.

Heres the citation in full

 

[johnsmithsmitha14]

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I'm going to start googling her name and Alec Holowka's

 

[Pargon]

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“There’s no counter apparatus to offset this either”

That’s the natural consequence to acting like a cunt, Zoe. People observe your behavior and draw conclusions. There’s no such thing as post facto offsetting a person deciding what they think about you based on your actions and words because there’s no such thing as time travel. The natural offset of that is not acting like a cunt to begin with.