Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Boston Brand]

You know what he meant though, to clean up her image it would benefit her greatly to go back to her original name or pick another. Anything and everything remotely personal though is tied to all this controversy so I can understand her reluctance, from her tester credits on They Bleed Pixels pre-legal name change on down to the Goddess Mode comics.

The points she tries to make in her rant is pretty flimsy under scrutiny though; her "games" are free garbage made by others, or non-existent thanks to skipping out on kickstarter promises. When she complains about some rando video on her by someone with 32 subscribers, what would you prefer they see instead, the Vice promo video where you start filming for the Tingler game that's undelivered? Yaboizack's Goddess Mode roast where he just reads the comic panel by panel and people can see how shit it is for themselves?

While we're here, I'm not aware of any new comics from Chelsea on the horizon since her shitty write-in on the Infected: Deathbringer #1. Sounds like news to me, since she's usually so tight-lipped about upcoming projects until they're far enough along there's no way to get backed out of/dropped from them.

Ya Boi Zack did a riff on Goddess Mode? That's gotta be a riot.

 

[selere]

Zoe Quinn's entire life is the textbook example of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

 

[Henry Bemis]

Zoe Quinn's entire life is the textbook example of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

Also, "The only way to win is not to play."

 

[AnOminous]

Zoe Quinn's entire life is the textbook example of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".

Blow cucks to get them to write stupid games for you.

 

[BrigadeLeader]

She didn't even do that. I bet she gives horrible, painful, toothy blowjobs that even the most casual of whores would dismiss as incompetent. She just gives them to the most pathetic of men, who would put up with such lousy oral.

I imagine (and what a horrible image to imagine) that the moment his lips touch their underused oversensitive dicks they just.... unload immediately. That's how pathetic a man I think we're looking at.

She'll be happy to know that Gamergate isn't the only thing that defines her.

She's also defined by the innocent man she drove to suicide with false rape accusations.

Honestly, someone said it awhile ago but, when she claims Gamergate is all she's known for the only response should be "Ok, Murderer"

I mean, it's not her real name? She could stop using it any time.

Technically yes and no, Didn't she legally change it and cause confusion in the middle of a court hearing?

Your "games" might take up more real estate on your SEO search if you actually released the games you took kickstarter money to make.

There's a reason "took money for kickstarter game and never released" it is high on SEO - that's what fucking happened.

Her "games" are actually, her own screen shot shows us the newsworthy points of all her "achievements" Vaporware, Being so forgettable that people need to be reminded she exists, and a meme article about her antics.

I'm going to start googling her name and Alec Holowka's

I googled him and they didn't even include the details of his death, they just added died and Cause of Death, but... No details about the suicide or a sub header about the circumstances. Interesting that it isn't locked though.... an oversight perhaps?

Edit: Scratch that last part... they just dumped a paragraph or two onto the end of "life and career"

Edit2: But somehow the sisters BS claim of "He supported Zoe as he killed himself" made it in though.... definitely Sus

Edit 3: Some Wiki Fag does actually appear to be sitting on the article to remove any hint that Zoe is responsible

 

[Snowflake Buster]

Let's see what Zoe Quin's been up to this June, ever since her GamerGate meltdown last month.

Her "arm" update.

Messing around with semiflexible resins with 3D printers.

Chatting with her dog.

Okay what FFXIV server Zoe Quinn is on?

A Happy Pride from her boobs.

Slapping her new boyfriend's ass with a stack of 100 dollars she scammed over the years.

 

[BubbleButt]

Slapping her new boyfriend's ass with a stack of 100 dollars she scammed over the years.
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That buster is going to be dead in a year due to Zoecide.

 

[BlueSpark]

her new boyfriend

Programmer, 3D modeler. She's going to use him as free labour for her projects then discard him (and probably accuse him of being a rapist or whetever).

 

[HTTP Error 404]

This is old news. Very old.

But holy shit.

 

[FluffyTet]

>my hugo nominated book
>any of my games
>my upcoming comic with a major publisher

this is like if ted kaczynski complained that googling his name only shows his political manifesto and bombing attacks, not the mathematics research he did while in college

That book was at the dollar store. no really,

Spoiler: Oh boy, what a bargain!

 

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That book was at the dollar store. no really,

Spoiler: Oh boy, what a bargain!

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Doesn't a book hitting the dollar stores mean the publisher literally gave up on trying to sell it?

 

[FluffyTet]

Doesn't a book hitting the dollar stores mean the publisher literally gave up on trying to sell it?

Yep, and it's a desperate attempt to break even.

 

[Least Concern]

Slapping her new boyfriend's ass with a stack of 100 dollars she scammed over the years.

Well, one of her boyfriends', anyway

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Doesn't a book hitting the dollar stores mean the publisher literally gave up on trying to sell it?

What the dollar stores (and discount book stores) do is buy, often sight unseen, huge crates of random unsold books for literally like pennies each that publishers were sitting on in a warehouse, then resell them for $1 or so. They had no idea they were getting stuck with a copy of Crash Override they'll have to throw out one of these days.

 

[AnOminous]

That buster is going to be dead in a year due to Zoecide.

He'd be LUCKY to be dead in a year.

Yep, and it's a desperate attempt to break even.

No it's they've already suffered a horrific loss. It's a desperate attempt to get a few pennies out of the catastrophic loss and lose slightly less money. It doesn't work.

Nobody looking at the reject bin is remotely attracted to this compactor/incinerator bait. Absolutely nobody wants Chelsay's garbage.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Programmer, 3D modeler. She's going to use him as free labour for her projects then discard him (and probably accuse him of being a rapist or whetever).

I give them three years before she claims he raped her and walked her around with his fingers in some orifice then kills himself in shame.

Also expect nudes somewhere and probably claims of sexual harassment.

Spoiler: Back shot

 

[AnOminous]

I give them three years before she claims he raped her and walked her around with his fingers in some orifice then kills himself in shame.

I give them three months before he walks away, she makes that claim, nobody gives a shit, and he then goes on with his life. Because absolutely nobody cares what murderbitch thinks about anything any more.

 

[Next Task]

Blow cucks to get them to write stupid games for you.

What I like is that anti-GG people think of Zoe as a game designer, but she has only ever released one game, and she likely didn't do much, if any, work on what is an extremely basic text adventure in Twine. I've long thought that the real reason she tanked that Games Jam reality show is that she realised she'd actually have to do something that resembles game design for it, and would be caught out for not knowing a single fucking thing about what was allegedly her profession.

The vast majority of her actual achievements are negative. Of the things we don't have strong evidence to suggest she didn't get other people to do for her and then claim credit are a handful of mediocre comics and a likely small section of her book. No games, only scams. A few credits for doing fuck-all. And, of course, a man took his life because she ruined his with her lies.

 

[DumbDude42]

What I like is that anti-GG people think of Zoe as a game designer, but she has only ever released one game, and she likely didn't do much, if any, work on what is an extremely basic text adventure in Twine. I've long thought that the real reason she tanked that Games Jam reality show is that she realised she'd actually have to do something that resembles game design for it, and would be caught out for not knowing a single fucking thing about what was allegedly her profession.

The vast majority of her actual achievements are negative. Of the things we don't have strong evidence to suggest she didn't get other people to do for her and then claim credit are a handful of mediocre comics and a likely small section of her book. No games, only scams. A few credits for doing fuck-all. And, of course, a man took his life because she ruined his with her lies.

i've seen cookie clicker clones that are more of a 'game' than depression meme tbh

 

[White Devil]

Heh, her boyfriend is 28 and Zoe is pushing 34-35 now isn't she?

He must not be a catch himself or there's something going on under the surface here.