Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

AnOminous

I'm not mad at anyone, honest.
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oh yeah, he's been sucking her asshole for years.
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even put her in one of his crappy webcomics:
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She also literally lost that case by any rational metric, panic deleting it and dismissing it right before she lost on appeal after actual Constitutional scholars like Eugene Volokh filed amicus briefs against her flagrantly unconstitutional abuse of a biased judge to get a blanket ban on the cuck Eron Gjoni's basic human rights.
 

Zegba_Life

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She also literally lost that case by any rational metric, panic deleting it and dismissing it right before she lost on appeal after actual Constitutional scholars like Eugene Volokh filed amicus briefs against her flagrantly unconstitutional abuse of a biased judge to get a blanket ban on the cuck Eron Gjoni's basic human rights.
To be fair, that scholar was probably a Gamergate plant.
 

Zegba_Life

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It was Eugene Volokh, whose scholarly articles on the Second Amendment directly led to the D.C. v. Heller decision that entirely changed Second Amendment jurisprudence.

He's nobody to scoff at.
Zoe Quinn is Just.
Anyone who challenges this is a Gamergate Operative.

Eugene Volok challenged Zoe Quinn's Justness.
Therefore, Eugene Volok is a Gamergate Operative.

It's Aristotelian.
 

Medicated

Not the fun kind
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Grimes invited Azealia Banks of all people to collaborate on a song and of course Azealia banks is a lunatic and exposed a bunch of private information about Grimes and Elon. What the f*ck was Grimes thinking?


PS: Azealia Banks is a psycho and not only that, she's disgusting. She practices some voodoo santeria witchcraft and has months of caked on chicken blood and entrails all over her closet walls. It's gross af.

Yeah people say Grimes does good work musically. I have no idea personally, but I keep coming across odd things involving her.

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Haramburger

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lmao Jeph "Handstab" Jacques is almost deserving of a lolcow thread on his own. It's a shame most of the good stuff happened years ago, he really went on a tear of good drama generation when his wife cucked and then divorced him, the aforementioned handstab incident, and all the infighting with his Tumblr fanbase over pairing the main character up with a transwoman.
I want to agree, but I don't think he produces enough tard cum anymore even though his history would have made an ok thread. It's enough that he stays relevant through interactions with Chelsea for now I guess, if he ever stabs himself a 3rd time it might be a breakout moment but it's cool to capture this reddit drama here for now.

I always found these two comics to be in sharp contrast to one another:
page 18, the year 2003: "One of the core tenets of my sex life is no poo-poo on the pee-pee."
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page 2891, the year 2015: "I am now ok with poo-poo on the pee-pee."
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How much does he really 'know' her? Have they even been physically in the same room?
They had dinner together while both attending Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle, WA back on March 15th or 16th; I had found Jeph bragging to a complete nobody during a twitch stream on page 631 of this thread, having a meeting of the soy minds with him, Chelsea, and David Willis. None of them live in the same cities or areas, they just meet at the same conventions & expos while shilling each others work to drive sales.

I dug a little deeper into one of his streams and the two of them spoke about her briefly & candidly. Rough transcript below for the inevitable delete: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/398628063?t=35m33s
This had 5 views when I found it,[EDIT: up to 45 now, probably all kiwi/4chan traffic] so I expect he'll get jittery about the sudden uptick in traffic when he gets double digits for no reason two weeks later.


35:33
Jeph: I'm still fucking jealous of Willis who I think is currently drawing strips for like, May or something? (date of video is March 20th, for context)
Terence: Huh, how?
J: He just like, he draws really fast, so on a good day he can get, like, 4 comics done.
T: Damn you Willis.
J: Yeah, I hate him, I hate him and his good comic, that is fun to read.
T: My only interactions with him is through you, and it's always just like the both of you being idiots, and it's just like, God, yeah the people I-
J: Pretty much.
T: -the people I make friends-
J: Yup. Yup.
T: -with...
J: You just make friends with the worst people.
** both chuckling **
J: You should have heard us when we went to dinner with Zoe last weekend at Emerald City (Comic Con), it was obnoxious as fuck.
T: I believe it.
J: Great.
T: I made a special Discord just for us, and both of y'all just came in and shitted it right off(up?)
J: hehe, yeah, that's what we do! That is how we roll.
T: ...my stupid, stupid friends...

Jeph's face:
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The Willis also discussed is probably David Willis, of Dumbing of Age:
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Emperor Julian

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They had dinner together while both attending Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle, WA back on March 15th or 16th; I had found Jeph bragging to a complete nobody during a twitch stream on page 631 of this thread, having a meeting of the soy minds with him, Chelsea, and David Willis. None of them live in the same cities or areas, they just meet at the same conventions & expos while shilling each others work to drive sales.
So I have an overall warmer and more emotionally intimate relationship with the office janitor since we often talk during lunch.

"your the bravest person I know"

Embarrising.
 
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WaltherPPGAY

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They had dinner together while both attending Emerald City Comic Con in Seattle, WA back on March 15th or 16th; I had found Jeph bragging to a complete nobody during a twitch stream on page 631 of this thread, having a meeting of the soy minds with him, Chelsea, and David Willis. None of them live in the same cities or areas, they just meet at the same conventions & expos while shilling each others work to drive sales.
It's interesting comparing their respective Patreon pages. At this moment:

Zoe Quinn makes 1,488$ from 575 patreons. No updates since December 14, 2017.

David Willis makes 5,072$ from 2,062 patreons. He has bonus strip and early strip posts virtually everyday, which makes sense as I believe he does a comic everyday.

Jeph Jacques does not list the amount of money he makes likely because it is assuredly more than he deserves since he has 6,895 patreons meaning it's 6,895$ minimum and likely quite a bit more than that.

Zoe Quinn gets a moderate amount to do nothing. Victiming is free money but you can't really live off it.

Willis only makes triple that making a comic strip everyday, despite having done so for decades. Guess you shouldn't chase away your fans.

Jacques makes bank off of 5 comics a week. Low effort pandering to the Tumblr crowd is the best payday.
 

Brain Problems

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“I love the website that regurgitates my lies and backs me up 100%. I can always turn to them to gin up a controversy to keep my name out there and side with me!”
I'm confused. Is Chelsay trying to eFellate VICE as being superior to whoever owned Waypoint reviously... or is she throwing some not-so-subtle shade on the hipster hucksters that helped shill her Kickstarter scam way back then?
 

Tanner Glass

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I'm confused. Is Chelsay trying to eFellate VICE as being superior to whoever owned Waypoint reviously... or is she throwing some not-so-subtle shade on the hipster hucksters that helped shill her Kickstarter scam way back then?
She liked Waypoint better because one of her friends (Austin Walker) ran it. Waypoint (and several other "Vice" brands) were recently collapsed and merged back into a single "VICE" website and she's worried that Austin will no longer have as much free reign under the new banner to do the blatant SJW shit she craves or that the publication might replace Austin with someone competent (as the new "VICE" does not need three or more "Editor in Chief" titles).

Patrick and Danielle are also SJW soldiers that churn out garbage and are big Zoe fans as well, although honestly with how many of these publications are getting gutted I would be more worried if I was Zoe with the idea of "If Waypoint closes down, where would these guys even find jobs?".
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

Gammalt bröd rostar aldrig.
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I'm confused. Is Chelsay trying to eFellate VICE as being superior to whoever owned Waypoint reviously... or is she throwing some not-so-subtle shade on the hipster hucksters that helped shill her Kickstarter scam way back then?
VICE hired Austin, who's last name I've forgotten, to create a woke game-centric site even though they already had Motherboard that did that shit. Creating competition for your own product is very woke/exceptional.
It was up to him to come up with a name, direction and hire people. That's quite a lucky break for him and he cranked the wokeness and his blackitude up to 11 at that point. Seriously, his skin color is that of white chocolate, he's a fat nerd with a scraggly neckbeard that obsesses over Gundam statues and video games and exclusively works/hangs out with white people. He's somehow the authority on being black now.

She liked Waypoint better because one of her friends (Austin Walker) ran it.
Klepeck works there as well and he gave her a lot of exposure in the years before the Zoe Post via his position at Giantbomb. He was a member of progamejournos as well iirc.
 
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