Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Clockwork Dragon

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Russ Pitts has stepped down from The Escapist for good.


There's a gigantic Zoe-shaped hole in this essay.
So what is the story there? Someone else said something in the comments about abusive ZQ breaking his brain after he sassed her.
 

Judge Holden

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So what is the story there? Someone else said something in the comments about abusive ZQ breaking his brain after he sassed her.
Basically the escapist went vaguely neutral about gamergate back in 2014, which REALLY pissed off the behind the scenes circle-jerk cliques and caused the likes of Movieblob and Jumbo Jim Sterling to waddle away in angry tears.

Couple years down the line the site goes bankrupt and its original owner, Russ Pitts regains control of the site and becomes absolutely pathologically obsessed with "redeeming" the site from the crime of not treating an internet slapfight like the mega holocaust of rape that it totally was. To this end he begs movieslob to come back and holds an official "PLEASE FORGIVE US THE SIN OF CLEMENCY FOR THE GAMERGATE HEATHEN!" panel at conventions and turns the site into a single issue "LOOK GUIZ WE ARE WOKE! WE HATE THE EBIL DUDEBRO NURDS TOO!" outlet, which predictably tanks whatever minuscule views and attention the site still got outside of zero punctuation.

Problem is, Russ Pitts was just a little out of step with the currently approved rhetoric and language of the cliques, and when he announced how his site would be apolitical, meaning that he would now remove the icky gamergate sympathetic politics from its site and forums, he was immediately swarmed with furious bloggers and z-list devs for "pandering to the anti-politics gamer nazi mob" and from then on they repeatedly jumped on him for even the slightest slipup, no matter how loudly he wailed his sorrow and how pathetically he grovelled.

This all came to a head when he wrote an article that mentioned the foulest and most evilest hashtag....without paying proper tribute and asking the proper permissions from the most specialest of victims that is Zoe Quinn. Predictably she lashed out like a walrus deprived of its meal, and in a desperate attempt to stem the rage being hurled at him, he made the fateful mistake of saying something along the lines of "I thought you would be over it by now" during a tweetchain in which he was snivviling about not wanting to bother her.

Predictably this caused a full on Jihad from the clique brigade, and a whole bunch of furious PMs and phone calls sent to him, which caused his already fragile manbaby psyche to break as he sobbed on twitter about how worthless he was and how he deserved everything thrown at him.
 
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AnOminous

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Predictably this full on Jihad from the clique brigade, and a whole bunch of furious PMs and phone calls sent to him, which caused his already fragile manbaby psyche to break as he sobbed on twitter about how worthless he was and how he deserved everything thrown at him.
He should just kill himself. Maybe if he killed himself after issuing a sobbing tearful vlog and cutting his balls off on camera, they'd finally forgive him.

Nah, they'd dance on his grave.
 

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I assume it's one of those things where she *had* to get a tattoo because tattoos are cool, but she didn't want to pick something generic out of a book, so she designed her own crappy tattoo, so now when the topic of "tattoos" comes up, she can perk up and be like, "I have a tattoo!", and then goes on in excruciating detail about what it all means.
She's from SA and some people got "ironic" tattoos over there, I don't really know what to call it but it would be right up Quinn's alley so it could be that. There even was an online cat fight when some girl got a Mario mushroom tattoo that another girl already had because that was her "thing". Bitches be crazy.

Some chick got this and it became pretty popular, it was based on her mishearing "thug life".
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Haramburger

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I tried to read the text, but could only make out some letters. I have tried any filters or anything to enhance it.
"MUSIC IS FATED" with some rosy embellishments at the end of the parchment banner on either end. The stars are of a high schooler's notebook design-tier(she had similar designs on her window in her twitter pics visiting NY again), and the three commas in the middle are a japanese mitsu-domoe, which represents mind/body/spirit in new agey terms, or in Chelsea's case, that she watched Sailor Moon and wanted weeb shit on her back.

The whole package just screams "biker daughter," no deeper meanings.

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DanteAlighieri

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You want to have it permanently etched between your tits and navel? People on the internet will like it.
It's dumb but hilarious. It's something that would serve better as a sticker on a car or a shirt.

I would never get it as a tattoo, but I could see a certain personality type getting it and making it work.
 

Oh Long Johnson

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"MUSIC IS FATED" with some rosy embellishments at the end of the parchment banner on either end. The stars are of a high schooler's notebook design-tier(she had similar designs on her window in her twitter pics visiting NY again), and the three commas in the middle are a japanese mitsu-domoe, which represents mind/body/spirit in new agey terms, or in Chelsea's case, that she watched Sailor Moon and wanted weeb shit on her back.

The whole package just screams "biker daughter," no deeper meanings.

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Looking at the outside of that nigger shack, it appears Daddy Ape Hangers wasn't much into cleaning much of anything.
 

bemeas

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Apologies if this has already been posted (all forums links require SA archives, sorry, but I've added images as well), but tattoo talk and Zoe reminded me of the old E/N 'Master Plan' challenge where this guy got a 'Chumbawumba' tattoo despite the misspelling not being part of the challenge itself, because she found it the most hilarious thing in existence at the time (before Broken Loose did his Kabuki Wu-Tang, anyway; not taking a pic, sorry - have a youtube link though). Almost no images work in such old threads btw because, well, waffleimages, tinypic and time.
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It also reminded me that Zoe entered under her first account of Hat Box (link to the pic in the quote since tinyurl changed its url format).
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On IRC she was all hyped up about the challenge, but managed to never even get close to finishing, here's a bunch of lies about how hard she's having it.
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Oh and here, have a random pic of her with a dude in a Batman costume because it's one of the sole surviving images:
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And she claimed her mother was dead, didn't she?
Weirdly related, she claimed that this was the reason she couldn't complete the piss-easy challenge she was set.
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Too bad SA has no way to search archives and the post history feature is worse than useless or I'd dig up some other stuff, this was hard enough to find from memory.

Edit: reading through such old threads is depressing, so many banned users.
 
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Starting half-assed projects and failing out of them halfway through, constant dramatic crises and excuses, shameless attention whoring, nonstop talk about what a quirky artistic special nerd grrl she is with emphasis on how she is actually a really nice person and super cool to get along with.

She hasn't changed at all since she was a teenager. Amazing.
 

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