Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.


Be kind, REEEEEE
Starting half-assed projects and failing out of them halfway through, constant dramatic crises and excuses, shameless attention whoring, nonstop talk about what a quirky artistic special nerd grrl she is with emphasis on how she is actually a really nice person and super cool to get along with.

She hasn't changed at all since she was a teenager. Amazing.
You forgot the "traveling the country to meet random goony nerdlings off the internet" permanent character trait


Not *cough* Zack.
True & Honest Fan

UY 690



too gay to lift
True & Honest Fan

GM 229

I legitimately can't tell whether she feels genuine human emotions towards her father's death or if she's just using him as a sad prop to bring in asspats. What does it say about a person when their past actions have been so consistently in tune with diagnosable sociopathy that them not tweeting for a week after a parent's death could be read as a calculated performance?

Dickens Cider

Anti-Hipster Counter Jockey
If you commit suicide, you don't have to deliver on your kickstarter.

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If zoe killed herself I would finish the fuckin project myself. I have no skills in the thing, but I have a somewhat tech savvy 5 year old. I am sure he could knock it out in an afternoon, for nothing more than a new set of Legos.

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