Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

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Apologies if this has already been posted (all forums links require SA archives, sorry, but I've added images as well), but tattoo talk and Zoe reminded me of the old E/N 'Master Plan' challenge where this guy got a 'Chumbawumba' tattoo despite the misspelling not being part of the challenge itself, because she found it the most hilarious thing in existence at the time (before Broken Loose did his Kabuki Wu-Tang, anyway; not taking a pic, sorry - have a youtube link though). Almost no images work in such old threads btw because, well, waffleimages, tinypic and time.
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It also reminded me that Zoe entered under her first account of Hat Box (link to the pic in the quote since tinyurl changed its url format).
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On IRC she was all hyped up about the challenge, but managed to never even get close to finishing, here's a bunch of lies about how hard she's having it.
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Oh and here, have a random pic of her with a dude in a Batman costume because it's one of the sole surviving images:
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And she claimed her mother was dead, didn't she?
Weirdly related, she claimed that this was the reason she couldn't complete the piss-easy challenge she was set.
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Too bad SA has no way to search archives and the post history feature is worse than useless or I'd dig up some other stuff, this was hard enough to find from memory.

Edit: reading through such old threads is depressing, so many banned users.
 
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Starting half-assed projects and failing out of them halfway through, constant dramatic crises and excuses, shameless attention whoring, nonstop talk about what a quirky artistic special nerd grrl she is with emphasis on how she is actually a really nice person and super cool to get along with.

She hasn't changed at all since she was a teenager. Amazing.
 

tantric_depressive

Be kind, REEEEEE
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Starting half-assed projects and failing out of them halfway through, constant dramatic crises and excuses, shameless attention whoring, nonstop talk about what a quirky artistic special nerd grrl she is with emphasis on how she is actually a really nice person and super cool to get along with.

She hasn't changed at all since she was a teenager. Amazing.
You forgot the "traveling the country to meet random goony nerdlings off the internet" permanent character trait
 

damian

Not *cough* Zack.
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Norvic

too gay to lift
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I legitimately can't tell whether she feels genuine human emotions towards her father's death or if she's just using him as a sad prop to bring in asspats. What does it say about a person when their past actions have been so consistently in tune with diagnosable sociopathy that them not tweeting for a week after a parent's death could be read as a calculated performance?
 

Dickens Cider

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If you commit suicide, you don't have to deliver on your kickstarter.

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If zoe killed herself I would finish the fuckin project myself. I have no skills in the thing, but I have a somewhat tech savvy 5 year old. I am sure he could knock it out in an afternoon, for nothing more than a new set of Legos.
 

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