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Come on. Monica at least laid an apex predator. Zoe never made it with anyone who didn't smell like patchouli and ass.
Zoe was clever enough to run the dick sucking hustle in an environment made up of the LEAST powerful men on earth. Monica probably daydreams about how marvelous it would have been if she were able to control the media/narrative like Quinn did. Game recognize game.
 

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Zoe was clever enough to run the dick sucking hustle in an environment made up of the LEAST powerful men on earth. Monica probably daydreams about how marvelous it would have been if she were able to control the media/narrative like Quinn did. Game recognize game.
Ehhh ... I bet Monica would've had a much better run if her shit went down during the age of Twitter and social media.
 

MyOtherNicknameIsAPun

Neck sleeve owner. Cybermercenary in my spare time
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Completely forgot about Zoe. Time to update the counter.

The game is creeping on 1000 days since it has been announced, as it stands, it's 945. As for, ehm, "delay", it's 847 days.

The self-help author, Malcolm Gladwell, proposed that you need 10000 hours to achieve mastery at your craft. 847 days is 20328 hours, so if Zoe would spend only half of her day on trying to be something she'd already be an artisanal game developer.

Keep on keeping on, Zoe. :story:
 

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Completely forgot about Zoe. Time to update the counter.

The game is creeping on 1000 days since it has been announced, as it stands, it's 945. As for, ehm, "delay", it's 847 days.

The self-help author, Malcolm Gladwell, proposed that you need 10000 hours to achieve mastery at your craft. 847 days is 20328 hours, so if Zoe would spend only half of her day on trying to be something she'd already be an artisanal game developer.

Keep on keeping on, Zoe. :story:
That math is also assuming she has already put in 0 hours prior to this game's announcement.

Which is canonically true.
 

Haramburger

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Zoe just got another dog. I'm pretty sure the hand in the photo is the breeder's, not hers, there seems to be a liver spot and Zoe hasn't aged that badly.

NEW PUPDATE THREAD: MEET CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME! She joins Quinn Haüs on 6/18~



two cats, two dogs, for a woman who lives in an apartment but is also jetsetting across the country at any given time for weekends to weeks. This dog is literally a coping tool for her dad dying, what an awful reason to adopt, because she clearly wasn't getting enough emotional fulfillment from the existing animals already in her care. Proof that childless and husbandless women go crazy and collect little furry things to baby in lieu of the life they ought to have lived.

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Meanwhile, she's made updates linking her comic series to her dad dying, but still has "Issue #4 out now!" pinned. "until I really reconnected with his family (both biker and blood) at the funeral," how much blood could Dad really have in the 18ish years since Chelsea left the broken nest?
 
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Dickens Cider

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two cats, two dogs, for a woman who lives in an apartment but is also jetsetting across the country at any given time for weekends to weeks. This dog is literally a coping tool for her dad dying, what an awful reason to adopt, because she clearly wasn't getting enough emotional fulfillment from the existing animals already in her care. Proof that childless and husbandless women go crazy and collect little furry things to baby in lieu of the life they ought to have lived.

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Meanwhile, she's made updates linking her comic series to her dad dying, but still has "Issue #4 out now!" pinned. "until I really reconnected with his family (both biker and blood) at the funeral," how much blood could Dad really have in the 18ish years since Chelsea left the broken nest?
Dont forget the Jellyfish.
 
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How many Vertigo comics are left now? Rob Sheridan’s and what else is left for Andy’s failed re-launch?
The Sandman Universe books are chugging along, but none of the original IP from the recent wave appeared in the solicits for August. American Carnage managed to survive nine issues. Rob Sheridan's book, High Level, appears to be done after issue five.

Not, altogether, a glorious success. Especially when you consider that of the seven books originally announced, one never came out (Safe Sex), one got the chop from Warner's ivory tower before it came out (Second Coming), and one got memory-holed in the wake of Eric Esquivel's flameout (Border Town).
 

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