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Smaug's Smokey Hole

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He's not a soy boy like Johnny Depp and so would not put up with any of her shit much less let it get to the point she was practically severing his fucking finger.
It's is important to remember that Amber Heard was a loud and proud lesbian until Johnny Depp got a divorce and became single.
Maybe she's not the most stable stack of jenga blocks.
 

AnOminous

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I often wonder, what it's like to raise a child that then becomes a trashy nude model for some alternative website, and then who's greatest claim to fame is banging people to get where she's at.
It's not like she even banged and sucked her way to fame and fortune. She banged and sucked her way to mediocrity and failure.
 

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It's not like she even banged and sucked her way to fame and fortune. She banged and sucked her way to mediocrity and failure.
Just yesterday she was gloating on twitter about her Very Important comics and games she'd made while all of us nobodies were going about our lives in obscurity, oblivious to the fact that most people would rather lead low profile lives of personal fulfillment rather than be universally reviled as a lying thieving talentless STD factory going through life as a walking punchline and embarrassing themselves further with every single thing they do. Self-awareness isn't her strong suit.
 

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Just yesterday she was gloating on twitter about her Very Important comics and games she'd made while all of us nobodies were going about our lives in obscurity, oblivious to the fact that most people would rather lead low profile lives of personal fulfillment rather than be universally reviled as a lying thieving talentless STD factory going through life as a walking punchline and embarrassing themselves further with every single thing they do. Self-awareness isn't her strong suit.
If you have to say you're the King, then you are not a King.

Of coourse she has to keep talking about these awesome things she's done. She's nothing without them. If we lose our jobs tomorrow, we will still be the same as we are while working. If she stops being "relevant" in media, she has nothing, no friends, no family, no achievements (her achievements is to be mentioned by other people). Nobody cares she's some non-binary feminist lesbian who's been "harassed" online by gamergate.

I often wonder, what it's like to raise a child that then becomes a trashy nude model for some alternative website, and then who's greatest claim to fame is banging people to get where she's at. Like, how would you process that the little child you raised turned out like that.
I'm quite sure her father doesn't really know more than what the average normie knows about her. He probably knows only that she's a game developer who was "harassed" by ugly trolls online. Media often presents her favorably. We know what she is because we dig deeper.
 
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Qi Meng Dealer

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Building off of what Zoe tweeted to Elon, do you guys think that's how she talked to Eron and the five guys? She thought negging Elon would get him in her pants, maybe that's how those other guys wanted to be and were treated by Blowy.
 
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I often wonder, what it's like to raise a child that then becomes a trashy nude model for some alternative website, and then who's greatest claim to fame is banging people to get where she's at. Like, how would you process that the little child you raised turned out like that.
Some people are such sociopaths that they don't care how it's done, so long as they're able to bask in the peripheral glow of their kids' successes.

I don't know if her father was like this, of course-- it's more probable that he had no idea what the actual story was, just what she told him/what the mainstream media reported on. Still, though, trash human beings will always be among us.
 

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Some people are such sociopaths that they don't care how it's done, so long as they're able to bask in the peripheral glow of their kids' successes.

I don't know if her father was like this, of course-- it's more probable that he had no idea what the actual story was, just what she told him/what the mainstream media reported on. Still, though, trash human beings will always be among us.
It really comes down to nature/nurture, and whether you believe some people can be 'born bad', where personality disorders come from, etc. I have no ability to speculate on her parents, and don't care enough to try and parse any truths from her book, but I suspect in this case, her parents were just average, maybe tried to raise her in a way that clashed with her personality, but it's really on her the way she turned out. She clearly has psychological and/or psychiatric issues, and I don't know how much you can blame parents for that.

Plus, y'know. The guy's dead and his daughter wasn't a spree killer or anything, just a cunt. I reckon he tried to see the best in her, ignored the bad stuff, and loved her as a father, rather than being a sociopath that begat a sociopath. I agree that it's more likely that she can't blame her problems on her parents, though I bet she tries when she needs to.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

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Building off of what Zoe tweeted to Elon, do you guys think that's how she talked to Eron and the five guys? She thought negging Elon would get him in her pants, maybe that's how those other guys wanted to be and were treated by Blowy.
Probably not, she already "had" Eron and from what I remember he described the relationship as dead. Five Guys were different, they "had" something she wanted and was several rungs up the ladder from Eron. She likely did the teen goth girl "I am so distressed bu-huu I need you RN" as a form of emotional manipulation but that would have been to suck them further in. Fucking goths.

She could safely push Eron around without consequence and I would assume that is from past experiences in similar relationships where she was the alpha. Or so she thought, the Zoepost must have been a rude awakening, in the past no one had ever spilled the beans on her and the information that trickled in afterwards shows that there was a lot that could have tarnished her fake name over the years.

There's a certain irony in all of this stemming from her dating a wimpy SocJus:er that then made a Tumblr-style callout post of her abusive behavior.
 

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There's a certain irony in all of this stemming from her dating a wimpy SocJus:er that then made a Tumblr-style callout post of her abusive behavior.
And he instantly turned into a terrorist alt-right Nazi even though he was the biggest soy boy cuck imaginable. You can look at pictures of Chelsay next to this fucking manlet and all tales of abuse are an instant joke.
 

ColorfulCassowary

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And he instantly turned into a terrorist alt-right Nazi even though he was the biggest soy boy cuck imaginable. You can look at pictures of Chelsay next to this fucking manlet and all tales of abuse are an instant joke.
I wonder something. If he and Zoe were well known before the Zoe post, would he have had a lolcow thread? Would he have ended up like Allison Rapp's husband, where we'd get to watch the uncuckening in real time?
 

AnOminous

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I wonder something. If he and Zoe were well known before the Zoe post, would he have had a lolcow thread? Would he have ended up like Allison Rapp's husband, where we'd get to watch the uncuckening in real time?
He wouldn't have had his own thread, because like the cuck he was, Zoe would have been the more important one. He would have been discussed in her thread, like :suffering:
 
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I wonder something. If he and Zoe were well known before the Zoe post, would he have had a lolcow thread? Would he have ended up like Allison Rapp's husband, where we'd get to watch the uncuckening in real time?
To be fair no - Eron didn't do what Jake did.

Eron didn't have much of a social media presence before Zoe and a lot of the Zoepost was of private correspondence that he chose to make public when he decided it was for the best to break with the usual civil approach. So prior to the whole hot mess, there was no drama to observe online, because it was all taking place in private channels. Eron only went public after he rumbled Zoe.

Though in terms of uncuckening - he was at first really puzzled by the whole ordeal until people informed him that Zoe was using classic abuse tactics. His thoughts early on were mostly that he couldn't understand why she seemed amazing at first, and then became a horrid person and toyed with him like she did. He was a lot softer on Zoe originally, got a bit better once he had more distance from the whole thing - which is fairly common for people who have been subject to emotional abuse. They see it easier with time and once they are properly away from that person. Eron I think reacted fairly much the way most people would when they learn their girlfriend is the village bike despite telling them to "stay pure"

(Plus like he didn't let Zoe whore him out like Alison did with Jake, just sayin')

Jake was different, while not exactly recorded here as the farms came in late to the party. Jake had spent literal years using social media as his security blanket and pathetically trying to pretend the relationship was okay while Alison was out whoring herself and he spent the night crying into tubs of Ben & Jerry's. The denial process was very public, as was the way the marriage broke down after.

To be fair to him. He caught on quickly that the best thing he could do was limit what he was saying on public profile and generally shut up from the point he properly left Alison, outside his coding camp stuff and the odd happy post with his new partner. The rest was Alisons doing till presumably the new boyfriend or her parents hammered the lesson in too
 
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