Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride - Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic


Then what the fuck does she call this post she made years ago?

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Am I late with Zoe making the Andy Ngo attacks about her?
Based post. I've been wondering how to add the eventual page 601-700 summary to the OP and how it's lacking content, but this one's a keeper.

Terence stepping up to bat once again. Third time, seems like he's begging for a thread at this point. What even is your angle, mulatto? A stiff pegging if you parrot the right politics long enough in her feed? If Chelsea dons a strap-on it won't be to fuck your irrelevant ass.
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Wholesome snackin' for the whole family!
True & Honest Fan
Autismmad opinion; Quinn could probably rectally annihilate Hambly if she wanted to, and I'd laugh like hell if she did. A lot of those Comisgate idiots got a hold of him one night and smacked him around with surprising efficiency.
mods plz change @KillThemCrackasBabies handle to "WannabeSixthGuy" tnx lol


Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"
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Literally nothing she has ever done doesn't conform to feminine stereotypes. This bitch just got a tit enhancement. She wears dresses that fat girls wear to fool everyone, and due to her convenient piercings and hair dying it means she spends an excessive amount of time staring at herself in the mirror. But yeah you're uh genderfluid.


do you see what happens
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Retired Staff
It is probably easier pretending to be a Woman when you know what Men tend to like and how they think though. It's not like Women actually want to "understand" how Men work, in fact, today it's probably the opposite.
What do women even have to understand?

Be cute.
Suck dick.
Don't be *too* crazy.

Congratulations you have 90% of men right there, just pick one.

Sissy Galvez

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http://archive.fo/1d02G -- http://archive.fo/ewlF9 -- http://archive.fo/EASXu

I almost posted those same tweets with the same commentary. What gives Zoe the authority to be a cop for the gaming community when she’s released absolutely nothing of note or merit?

At least release a game that’s successful you dumb cunt before you criticize others or tell devs what to do.

Tanner Glass

Devil's advocate but you don't have to be an artist to be an art critic.

Is she a hypocrite? sure she is,.

I've never made a game but I think I have the authority to say depression quest is shit.
It's a little different when you critique art, then crowdfund $80,000 to make your own art, never release your art (but keep the $80,000), and then complain that there's no art like what you want in the media.

Qi Meng Dealer

No one's idea of a hot date

break these cuffs

You must attack the word bastards
LOL. Quinn is the last person total about "hamfisted" for two reasons:

1) "Goddess Mode" just Neuromancer, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and Shadowrun put in a blender with a LIsa Frank sticker album, and vomited on 192 pages.

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She's not fat. That pathetic furry who wants to fuck her told me so.

Test Business

Totally not a robot.
More like:

*waits a year for dinner*

"Is it ready yet?"

"Nope! Be patient!"

*waits another year*

"Dinner has to be done by now!"

"Sorry, but I spent all the money on shitty tats and exotic pets. Be a dear and put back the dishes while I jet off to glorious Nippon to suck some Japanese businessman cock"


---Vice piece about how a dinner is an act of the patriarchy---

---Vice article pulled from the website as the author is revealed to be a sex offender---

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