Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride - Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

FluffyTet

A friggin' weeb
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I'm kinda glad that after all the GG and CG shit, she is now the owner of the reverse midas touch, making everything she lays hands on into a giant pile of failure and maybe even potential lawsuit. Still wondering how tf she hasn't been audited by the IRS........

The comic died in less than five issues, the "game" never had a line of code written despite that being her claim to fame, her book sold under 2k worldwide IIRC on amazon, her "movie" never existed, and she's stuck playing a high school girl for the entertainment of SA rejects for e-beg bucks for a living.

<-----my fuckin face
 

Snowflake Buster

Bustin' special snowflakes makes me feel good
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I'm kinda glad that after all the GG and CG shit, she is now the owner of the reverse midas touch, making everything she lays hands on into a giant pile of failure and maybe even potential lawsuit. Still wondering how tf she hasn't been audited by the IRS........

The comic died in less than five issues, the "game" never had a line of code written despite that being her claim to fame, her book sold under 2k worldwide IIRC on amazon, her "movie" never existed, and she's stuck playing a high school girl for the entertainment of SA rejects for e-beg bucks for a living.

<-----my fuckin face
The moral of the true story is this. Don't be a Zoe Quinn.
 

gobbogobb

True & Honest Fan
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I'm honestly surprised she hasn't tried to get in on the public speaking grift. Dumb school administrators and other such people with budgets to blow spend tons of money on that kind of shit.
 
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Chan the Wizard

My Gemsona is autistic
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I forgot it was Kate Letch that did the run a few years ago and was horrified they were bringing her back before it dawned on me they aren't the same person.

While it cannot possibly be any worse than Letch's run it probably also cannot possibly be any better.
No one cares about Hellcat. Marvel gives it to dangerhairs to be progressive while knowing no one gives a shit about the character. They could make her an obese lesbian disabled trans woman of color wearing a hijab and marvel would clap and then cancel it after a few issues for the next dangerhair.
 

Haramburger

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Makes sense since you don’t like making that game you scammed $85k for on Kickstarter.
"I'm writing a Hellcat short for Fearless"
wow wow wow you're writing maybe 8 pages in a comic anthology, that's almost as much writing as your 2 page haunt in the House on Haunted Hill expansion! I guess page 601-700 for the OP of this thread will be titled "Chelsea's pandemic spread through comics," Jesus Christ. You have no qualifications, you get handed a Vertigo book slot, it sinks instantly(and Vertigo with it), you get handed an Addams family one-shot right after and a handy-J from Marvel's female diversity hires. Great career, there's going to be a big long line at your table at comic cons but it won't be for signatures.
 

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