Dramacow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride - Cunt, slept with 5 guys, Con Artist, ruined own life & blamed neckbeards, ANTIFA field medic

Doctor Placebo

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Not quite sure how the time line matched up, but she was whining about needing a day job for Tingle's game funding around the same time she had her tits done.

I doubt even she would be that blatant about misusing Kockstork funds, though.
You doubt? Wasn't the trip to Japan pretty blatant? She could kill a homeless man unprovoked on camera and a lot of these people would still defend and support her. They REEEE at the very idea of looking into what happened to the money. It's easy to be blatant and get away with it in those conditions.
 

Judge Dredd

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You doubt? Wasn't the trip to Japan pretty blatant? She could kill a homeless man unprovoked on camera and a lot of these people would still defend and support her. They REEEE at the very idea of looking into what happened to the money. It's easy to be blatant and get away with it in those conditions.
I forget how the time line matches up with the boob surgery, but the Japan trip was definitely around the time she was complaining about running out of money. She was also suspected of staying in an expensive hotel, meaning she either used the kickstarter money for the trip, or it was funded by whatever soyboy or salaryman she was giving blowjobs to at the time.

While looking for the Tweets about the trip, I came across this which pokes a hole in the "everybody got paid" story, since she didn't pay people for their work at CON.
 

Haramburger

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Not quite sure how the time line matched up, but she was whining about needing a day job for Tingle's game funding around the same time she had her tits done.

I doubt even she would be that blatant about misusing Kockstork funds, though.
I forget how the time line matches up with the boob surgery, but the Japan trip was definitely around the time she was complaining about running out of money. She was also suspected of staying in an expensive hotel, meaning she either used the kickstarter money for the trip, or it was funded by whatever soyboy or salaryman she was giving blowjobs to at the time.

While looking for the Tweets about the trip, I came across this which pokes a hole in the "everybody got paid" story, since she didn't pay people for their work at CON.
Come on guys, I made a table of contents for just such a purpose.

235 – buying Unity books to try and code Tingler (March 2017)
293 – dental work done(no photos but teeth were kept on request) (August 2017)
335 – a need for more emergency dental work while at Indiecade 2017 (October 2017)
390 – Tingler game is being ported to non-Steam platforms (January 2018 )
518 – oilbasedtaint twitter account, breast augmentation discussion (August 2018 )
530 – Chelsea’s japan vacation, mombot roasts her (September 2018 )
We don't know the exact date of the boob job. Some theories are that it was string implants in Japan, but on her mombot-observed trip in 2018 she was already stacked according to her need for "big boobie kimono" at the hot springs. She didn't have the money for it at the beginning of GamerGate, but she did have the money for expensive dental work in 2017, so it was likely close to that, slightly before or after.

The other event not on the directory is her tweet claiming money ran out, which was March 2019(not yet on the thread table of contents):
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Her public Japan trip was before claiming to be out of money, but the theory was she was there on Teddy Dief's and/or the Heart Machine crew's dime to ingratiate herself to them as a "narrative designer" and land that writing gig.
 
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Absolutego

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I'd love to hear the official reasoning for the hold up/abandonment of it. We all know she just got bored and dropped it, but it was just shitty videos linked together with shit that doesn't have been much more complicated than flash. You would think she would have just bothered to convince some dickless peon to do it for her just so she could have it pushed out.

"Ran out of resources"? What did they need twice as many faggoty costumes in order to finish? Wasn't the entire point of the game that it was "supposed to be" shitty and cheap looking?
Maybe the fact that everyone railed on her for needing to ask 2 dudes for help making a Twine game soured Zoey on the idea of just subcontracting out the Butt Game to a few of her orbiters.
 

Water-T

Let's go crunch some numbers!
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what plastic surgery? She's one cheeseburger away from adding "morbid" to her obesity. Any changes besides lipo wouldn't be noticeable.
If you look at Chelsea's photos pre-GG and after, you can see gradual changes aside from her fluctuating waistline.

Her faux Suicide Girls photos show mosquito bites, but her bustline has kept growing.

Her eyes and nose are definitely changed via surgery.

We know she's gotten dental work to fix her gross janky teeth (this is why brushing after every blowjob is a good idea, ZQ!)
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

too many youtube makeup videos
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The other event not on the directory is her tweet claiming money ran out, which was March 2019(not yet on the thread table of contents):
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I think that was the "backer update", a passive-aggressive tweet about how she's so poor & broke she had to get a job. The tweet was posted in March 2019, almost exactly 5 months ago, while the kickstarter/backers hasn't had an update in a year(?). This is Zoe's game about Zoe with Vice interviews about Zoe making a game so Chuck Tingle fans should just follow Zoe on twitter and be a fan of her as well/instead, if they had done that they wouldn't be crying about the lack of updates! I'm glad we could clear this up.

Seriously, she mentions that the money ran out "a long time ago" and presumably development died at that time but she didn't feel the need to tell the ungrateful backers about that.
 

Richard Stabone

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She used the money on herself and gave some friends some in return for promoting it. It got her attention on Twitter and places like Vice which is all she really wanted. All these people from Sterling to Chuck Tingle to the guy in a wheelchair who did all the Kickstarter rewards are part of this scam.

As for why it was underfunded is because Zoe had to pretend she was a programmer. That she was the one who would be digging in and making this game. Reality is that she needed to hire real programmers to make this happen. They don't come cheap and bragging about making videos in front of a green screen and giving her friends money was more important.

This is a straight up con run by a con artist and propped up by her grifter buddies.
 

Water-T

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She used the money on herself and gave some friends some in return for promoting it. It got her attention on Twitter and places like Vice which is all she really wanted. All these people from Sterling to Chuck Tingle to the guy in a wheelchair who did all the Kickstarter rewards are part of this scam.

As for why it was underfunded is because Zoe had to pretend she was a programmer. That she was the one who would be digging in and making this game. Reality is that she needed to hire real programmers to make this happen. They don't come cheap and bragging about making videos in front of a green screen and giving her friends money was more important.

This is a straight up con run by a con artist and propped up by her grifter buddies.
It's obvious that Chelsea is a con artist, but i'm not so sure of the rest.

Sterling is a spineless cuck that won't speak out against the game because he doesn't have the balls to go against the NPC narrative. The minute it becomes safe to criticize her is when he'll start bloviating about her and claiming how he was onto to her grift from Day One.

Tingle is just some one trick pony who plays a moron on Twitter, and doesn't give a shit if the game gets made or not since he already got his cut from Chelsea, but continues to act like he didn't get anything out of the deal.

Wheelchair boy and friends are the only ones I think that had good intentions and truly wanted to get the game made. It's just unfortunate for them that they fell for Chelsea's lies and thought that helping her out for free while she pocketed the $85,000 was going stick it to Gamergate and earn them a million Good Boy Points (and possibly some action from Blowie Zoe)
 
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Judge Dredd

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Sterling is a spineless cuck that won't speak out against the game because he doesn't have the balls to go against the NPC narrative. The minute it becomes safe to criticize her is when he'll start bloviating about her and claiming how he was onto to her grift from Day One.
I agree that he'd only start the criticism once it's safe to do so, but I don't think he'd admit to seeing through her lies. He'll try and spin it as he was a victim who was hoodwinked by her expert con game, and whatever scandal made it safe to criticize her made him see the truth. He would add a disclaimer that all criticism prior to that scandal was gamergate trolls who poisoned the well. He might donate his cut of the money to a useless woke charity to make amends.

The least she could do would be finish the game and prove everyone wrong that she is capable of making games, but she cant even do that.
If she spent an hour a day, or even an hour a week watching Unity tutorials, she could have learned to code enough to get the game done. It's not as if this is some complex strategy game or an action game that needs a lot of polish. It's a glorified DVD menu.
 

Water-T

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He'll try and spin it as he was a victim who was hoodwinked by her expert con game
The great and all knowing Jim Sterling? A victim? Hoodwinked? NEVER!

That fat fuck's ego the one thing even larger than the human-sized canned ham, and he would rather cut off his dick (if he could find it under his gunt) than admit that someone pulled the wool over his eyes
 

The Grognard

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The great and all knowing Jim Sterling? A victim? Hoodwinked? NEVER!

That fat fuck's ego the one thing even larger than the human-sized canned ham, and he would rather cut off his dick (if he could find it under his gunt) than admit that someone pulled the wool over his eyes
Especially if the said person is a saint in the eyes of his peers, by the virtue of being on the right side of a culture war and beloved by a billion white knights who only came to her defense because she actually fucked a few of them.
 

Capsaicin Addict

Just a fellow who loves spicy food.
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The great and all knowing Jim Sterling? A victim? Hoodwinked? NEVER!

That fat fuck's ego the one thing even larger than the human-sized canned ham, and he would rather cut off his dick (if he could find it under his gunt) than admit that someone pulled the wool over his eyes
Some days I imagine an alternate timeline where Sterling got the fucking cancer and not John Bain.
 

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