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Ash Gassem

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Posted this on fedi, but figured I'd give this thread a bump as well:

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One of those rare Garrison home runs.
 

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Posted this on fedi, but figured I'd give this thread a bump as well:

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One of those rare Garrison home runs.

“GUILTY GHISLAINE”​

This is an update to a cartoon drawn when Ghislaine Maxwell was first arrested. The first version featured Biden as the game show host and even though pedo Joe has groped young girls (maybe even his own daughter), he never visited Epstein’s Island. So he has been replaced with the Lolita Express frequent-flyer, Bill Clinton.

Many questions remain about Ghislaine Maxwell who was Jeffrey Epstein’s procurer of under-aged girls. Maxwell was found guilty, but does she control incriminating evidence of wrong doings certainly carried out by hundreds of visitors to Epstein’s Island? Did the politicized FBI sweep that evidence clean when they raided the island? If Ghislaine still has such evidence, what’s stopping her from releasing it?

Bill Clinton needs to have justice done upon him. We know why he visited Epstein’s Island 27 times. If Maxwell has evidence that damns the former president, she’d better release it quickly before she meets the same fate as Epstein.

On the other hand, was the masked female in court even Maxwell? It could be that she has already been whisked out of the country. There is evidence that Epstein had a body double, too. His so-called suicide occurred under very suspicious circumstances. He may indeed be dead, but if so, he probably didn’t commit suicide. Bill Barr’s outrage over the prison shenanigans was just for show and the globalist state media certainly wants everything Epstein to go away. After all, those who are running the world are very powerful pedophiles who think they can do whatever they like and they always expect to get away with it. They will do what it takes to bury the story—and probably Maxwell too if they can.

— Ben Garrison

Ben should start praying for leaks.
 

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Daily fucking reminder:

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“I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

- Donald "God Emperor" Trump

It's killing me wondering how Ben copes with the fact his personal hero was buddy-buddy with the billionaire pedo trafficker
He'll probably say it was 16d chess or whatever
 
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Daily fucking reminder:

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“I’ve known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.”

- Donald "God Emperor" Trump

It's killing me wondering how Ben copes with the fact his personal hero was buddy-buddy with the billionaire pedo trafficker
He'll probably say it was 16d chess or whatever
I'm not sure about the extra dive, but IIRC it was said Trump banned Epstein from all his properties in the world once he learned of his exploits in the sack. Also, if Trump was really connected to Epstein and/or Maxwell in any real way, that shit would have public knowledge by now.
 

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I'm not sure about the extra dive, but IIRC it was said Trump banned Epstein from all his properties in the world once he learned of his exploits in the sack. Also, if Trump was really connected to Epstein and/or Maxwell in any real way, that shit would have public knowledge by now.

It's very doubtful we'll ever get a real glimpse into what their relationship was like. Trump (for obvious reasons) tries to memoryhole all involvement with Esptein and the judge in the Maxwell case has openly discouraged the name shaming of any rich, influential people

We DO know that Trump had flown on Epstein's private jet multiple times in the mid nineties and that he openly partied with the guy. They did have a falling out but from what I remember it started over a piece of Floridan real estate they both wanted to own. Epstein was banned from Mar-A-Lago for hitting on a member's daughter but it's impossible to say if Trump did this out of genuine disgust or if he just wanted to protect his brand image.

This isn't the Trump thread so I won't speculate on whether or not our former president was a pedofork but there's no doubt in my mind he was at least AWARE of Epstein's fondness for cheese pizza. They were friends for over a decade. That quote posted above should already be a major red fucking flag.

I'm only bringing this up because Garrison won't. He immediately dismisses anything shady done by Trump in the past as fake news. Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are both guilty of traveling on the lolita express but you'll NEVER see Benny boy mention the latter.
 
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And Trump was one of Bill Clinton's golfing buddies etc etc etc.

And before he fell in love with Trump, Garrison hated both major US political parties. 8)

Classic pre-Trump Garrison:

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I think a lot of people would be shocked by how reasonable some of his earlier comics were

He started making his name on the internet back in 2009 after the financial crisis. He was known for criticizing the government for giving billions in handouts to big banks while neglecting the needs of normal everyday Americans. This is a major complaint in both left and right wing circles. He would also take strong stances against Police Brutality, The War on Terror, and Crony Capitalism. Again, all fairly reasonable.

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This isn't to say Ben wasn't a complete schizo, because he totally was. Read some of the bricks in the third image. You'll see Chemtrails, Agenda 21, and Fluoride among a plethora of other insane shit you can't help but laugh at.

People say Trump made him crazy but I actually disagree. I think he was always crazy, it's just that the 2016 political climate brought out the worst in him
 

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I didn't notice the "Pedo Elite's" when I first saw this. Fukken gotem.
That was the bit that really tied it together.
I think a lot of people would be shocked by how reasonable some of his earlier comics were

He started making his name on the internet back in 2009 after the financial crisis. He was known for criticizing the government for giving billions in handouts to big banks while neglecting the needs of normal everyday Americans. This is a major complaint in both left and right wing circles. He would also take strong stances against Police Brutality, The War on Terror, and Crony Capitalism. Again, all fairly reasonable.

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This isn't to say Ben wasn't a complete schizo, because he totally was. Read some of the bricks in the third image. You'll see Chemtrails, Agenda 21, and Fluoride among a plethora of other insane shit you can't help but laugh at.

People say Trump made him crazy but I actually disagree. I think he was always crazy, it's just that the 2016 political climate brought out the worst in him
Shit, nigger, Agenda 21 is maybe the most based thing he's put in his stuff. In actual fact, the worst thing about Trump in regards to Garrison was that it somehow made him more of a GOP boomer lemming, when that's usually associated with the opposite effect. He's literally no more or less schizo, he's just a bit more tied to mainstream politics as a result of Trump.
 

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It's very doubtful we'll ever get a real glimpse into what their relationship was like. Trump (for obvious reasons) tries to memoryhole all involvement with Esptein and the judge in the Maxwell case has openly discouraged the name shaming of any rich, influential people

We DO know that Trump had flown on Epstein's private jet multiple times in the mid nineties and that he openly partied with the guy. They did have a falling out but from what I remember it started over a piece of Floridan real estate they both wanted to own. Epstein was banned from Mar-A-Lago for hitting on a member's daughter but it's impossible to say if Trump did this out of genuine disgust or if he just wanted to protect his brand image.

This isn't the Trump thread so I won't speculate on whether or not our former president was a pedofork but there's no doubt in my mind he was at least AWARE of Epstein's fondness for cheese pizza. They were friends for over a decade. That quote posted above should already be a major red fucking flag.

I'm only bringing this up because Garrison won't. He immediately dismisses anything shady done by Trump in the past as fake news. Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are both guilty of traveling on the lolita express but you'll NEVER see Benny boy mention the latter.
Again, if anything damning was on Trump, it'd have been leaked by now to get his supporters to turn on him. We already saw Ben go after Trump for just getting the vaccine and booster shot, so if he was guilty, Ben would be torn as to leave Trump or hope that Trump was the first domino of many to come.

And Trump was one of Bill Clinton's golfing buddies etc etc etc.

And before he fell in love with Trump, Garrison hated both major US political parties. 8)

Classic pre-Trump Garrison:

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I think a lot of people would be shocked by how reasonable some of his earlier comics were

He started making his name on the internet back in 2009 after the financial crisis. He was known for criticizing the government for giving billions in handouts to big banks while neglecting the needs of normal everyday Americans. This is a major complaint in both left and right wing circles. He would also take strong stances against Police Brutality, The War on Terror, and Crony Capitalism. Again, all fairly reasonable.

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This isn't to say Ben wasn't a complete schizo, because he totally was. Read some of the bricks in the third image. You'll see Chemtrails, Agenda 21, and Fluoride among a plethora of other insane shit you can't help but laugh at.

People say Trump made him crazy but I actually disagree. I think he was always crazy, it's just that the 2016 political climate brought out the worst in him

Shit, nigger, Agenda 21 is maybe the most based thing he's put in his stuff. In actual fact, the worst thing about Trump in regards to Garrison was that it somehow made him more of a GOP boomer lemming, when that's usually associated with the opposite effect. He's literally no more or less schizo, he's just a bit more tied to mainstream politics as a result of Trump.
I think the move to Trump could just be an indictment over how things just went to shit. I think Ben would have gone after anyone who said the right things and went against someone like Hillary Clinton and was anti-war and against regime change.
 

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New Years comic just dropped:

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Happy New Year To All

I must admit I have not had much success at predicting the future. Aside from picking Donald Trump to win the presidency in 2016, most of my predictions have been flops. I predicted bitcoin would go nowhere because I thought it was a scam. I thought silver would be at $100 by now. I predicted that Trump would drain the swamp and Hillary would be locked up. Instead, the swamp expanded and Trump might face Clinton in a 2024 rematch. The swamp was much deeper and wider than anyone realized and now has been exposed.

Regardless of my inept pondering in the past, here are my predictions for the not-so-distant future. It required some deep orb pondering and yes, we at GrrrGraphics actually do have a real crystal ball, which we’ve mostly used for taking unusual photos.

The Covid hysteria will not go away. It has been an advantageous tool for tyrants around the world. It’s a very effective means of drumming up fear and obeisance. Fear has driven far too many to take experimental gene therapy injections. One of my sources presented this in an email today: The Vaccine Adverse Events Reporting System, or VAERS, reports 19,886 deaths, 102,857 hospitalizations and a total of 946,461 adverse events due to COVID-19 vaccines through Dec. 3. None of them can sue the vaccine makers. They have complete immunity. Does that immunity bring about responsibility, accountability, or better science? No. But it does make Big Pharma fabulously richer and that’s what this is about—money and control. Not health. Their vaccines don’t even work—Bill Gates even admitted it but he still wants to make them mandatory! If that’s not a wake up call, what is?

The VAERS numbers are probably much higher since many do not report. The numbers are a dire warning NOT to take the jabs, but too many citizens have been programmed by state media to want a third and fourth jab even though their own bodies tell them NO! We, the vaccine free, are currently being vilified as monsters. Trudeau, the fiendishly fascist tyrant of Canada, announced that those who do not get vaccinated against COVID-19 are “racist and misogynistic extremists.” Really? That’s a colossal lie even for the psychopathic Prime Minister, but he also went on to state, rather ominously, whether the rest of Canada needs to “tolerate” the unvaccinated. Such pronouncements are similar to Hitler’s denunciations of the Jews. Trudeau has also sent his government goons to physically assault reporters working for Rebel News, one of the few conservative news organizations in Canada. Canadian banks are refusing mortgages to some conservatives there. How far will Trudeau take this? As far as he can if there is no resistance.

Fauci continues to operate under the delusion that he is a god who gets to tell us how to conduct our personal lives. His so-called science has been soaked in the acid of politics. He and the CDC’s science quickly change depending on how much push back we citizens might display. We must all remember that Fauci’s decades as the top health ‘official’ in the US has been an unmitigated disaster. Our nation’s health has declined precipitously under his over-paid rule. Fauci gave millions of dollars in taxpayer money to the communist Chinese so they could develop ‘gain of function’ for their bioweapon. The thoroughly corrupt Fauci is a dangerous liar and beagle torturer. He should be locked up for his malfeasance.


We the People have not stood up for ourselves enough, and as a result the tyrannical monsters have become drunk with power. They will continue to marginalize and threaten peaceful citizens who demand to have the final say about what goes into their bodies. If they keep pushing for mandatory vaccines, it will lead to violence. The globalist bullies are sticking their collectivist nose into everyone’s private matters. Bullies only respect a punch in the nose. Americans must not give up firearms like they did in Australia.

Hillary is back on the scene and it’s obvious she wants power. She’s like a shark that must swim to keep alive and that’s why she’s constantly in the state media. If there is a way for her to return the White House she will make it happen. Oh, but what about her husband Bill’s 27 trips to Epstein’s ‘Orgy Island?’ Will the convicted Maxwell spill the beans on Clinton’s pedophilia? More likely we’ll see the end of Ghislaine or maybe even the end of Bill. Hillary the obsessive won’t let anything stand in the way of her presidency.


The climate will continue to change. The ruling class will relentlessly drum up their climate change hysteria to help usher in their economy-destroying green nonsense. (Meanwhile, China is building new coal-burning plants). The globalists are using the weather as well as cold and flu to dominate and control us by means of fear and their high-tech surveillance system. We must not exchange our freedom for their socialist, utopian ’safetyism’ that in reality keeps them safe while it endangers the freedoms of everyone else.


— Happy New Year from GrrrGraphics!


Did this nigger just draw Fauci getting lynched? Holy fuck that's edgy. Good to see he's finally embraced his /pol/ persona

This year was absolutely insane politically and it really reflected in Garrison's work. Here's some of my favorite comics from 2021:

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Spoiler Alert: He didn't
This was made a few days before Biden was sworn in and it's probably one of my favorite Garrison comics of all time. He went full Qtard and was desperately hoping for a Deus Ex Machina that would leave Trump in the White House.

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Ben openly calls for secession, parodying one of the first political cartoons in U.S. history

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Ben's Independence Day Comic

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In what is one of his lulziest moments of the year, Ben completely misinterprets Don Quixote, dissing Trump in the process
(For those who haven't read the book, it's about a crazy wanabee knight who fights windmills under the mistaken impression that they're giant monsters. This comic literally implies Trump is delusional and is fighting a fruitless battle)

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Ben responds to the Twitter backlash

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Summer fun with Ben Garrison
My favorite part is the second comic where he draws Arnold Schwarzenegger, the literal king of bodybuilding, as an out of shape blob
Compare that with how he draws Trump (who is fat irl) as a oil laced fitness model

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Spoiler Alert: They didn't

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Another one of his more famous 2021 comics. Ben openly endorses Ivermectin
(It was actually around the time this comic was made that Ben contracted Covid. For a few solid days the entire thread stood still. He thankfully recovered and continued to bless us with more schizo shit)

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"Those damn Marxists are coming for the NFL!"

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Ben panders to his furry audience


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And our final comic, posted a little over a week ago
This one is special to me because it's the only time I've ever seen Garrison criticize his mancrush through his art.
Time will only tell if this will intensify given their disagreement over the vaccine

Whatever side of the autism political spectrum you come from I genuinely wish all you Kiwis a happy new year

I hope Ben gave you as much laughs this year as he did me and I can't wait to see what he'll pull in 2022
 
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Without Trump, we might see Ben return to form of hating goddamn everybody. He's real proud of the orb meme, posting it separately on social media probably because lynching Fauci would get him banned.
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And a very quick aside, Don Quixote fought windmills comically yes. But its a metaphor for how industry feeds on men and grinds them into dust for their own profits. Ben is still an idiot and has used it to be an insult and represent championing a cause.
 

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I’m just surprised he actually went through with making a cartoon out of it.
It's the riddle of the boomer. Sometimes I talk with my dad, and he's basically "we just need to line all these people up in front of ditches," and the next day he's telling me about how the GOP needs to run ads detailing how Dems and the KKK were tight. Boomers somehow only vaguely understand where the lines are, and even then, they're not consistent in observing them.
 

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I'm not surprised Ben defends public lynching, he's a libertarian, after all. And probably thinks the laws and judicial system are communist.

What truly surprises me is the target of his hatred. Why Fauci? He's an inoffensive bureaucrat that no one knew existed before two years ago. He could have easily drawn any genocidal psycho hanged on that lamppost like Clinton or Obama, but, somehow, he thinks supporting a vaccine is way more repulsive than bombing children and women in the middle east.

That's Ben's moral compass, this guy is completely deranged.
 

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What truly surprises me is the target of his hatred. Why Fauci? He's an inoffensive bureaucrat that no one knew existed before two years ago.
If Fauci is some deplorably incompetent idiot, then Trump is an incompetent leader for not firing him.