Artcow "Zyklon Ben" / Ben Garrison / GarrisonGraphics / GrrrGraphics / RealBenGarrisonCartoons & his wife Tina Toon / Tina Norton - "Six Million Just Isn't Enough"; /pol/'s favorite cowboy cartoonist & Sam Hyde's murderous meme mentor (also his bitch who can't into art)

[RobotDog]

The entirety of /pol/ getting shit on in late 2020 was so gratifying to watch.

It was so sad to watch /pol/ retards still claiming Trump was anything but Israel's biggest ally the guy wasnt even able to fight big tech when he had the chance to do something about it, and lets not talk about how he never gave a crap about pardoning Assange, they guy that put his life on the line to stop Clinton's homicidal foreign policy

 

[Random Internet Person]

The entirety of /pol/ getting shit on in late 2020 was so gratifying to watch.

It was so sad to watch /pol/ retards still claiming Trump was anything but Israel's biggest ally the guy wasnt even able to fight big tech when he had the chance to do something about it, and lets not talk about how he never gave a crap about pardoning Assange, they guy that put his life on the line to stop Clinton's homicidal foreign policy

It seemed like /pol/ thought that with Trump being elected, they'd be the new Cabinet and department heads and staff. Especially with how they hung onto every word of Q

 

[Retink]

It seemed like /pol/ thought that with Trump being elected, they'd be the new Cabinet and department heads and staff. Especially with how they hung onto every word of Q

That's just every political sperg movement. Just look at people who are hard pro socialist or communist, they think they will be the main beneficiaries of the restructuring and not just people working in hard labor for the good of their betters. They're like twins separated at birth.

 

[Random Internet Person]

That's just every political sperg movement. Just look at people who are hard pro socialist or communist, they think they will be the main beneficiaries of the restructuring and not just people working in hard labor for the good of their betters. They're like twins separated at birth.

And they don't want to admit they're related.

 

[JustStopDude]

That's just every political sperg movement. Just look at people who are hard pro socialist or communist, they think they will be the main beneficiaries of the restructuring and not just people working in hard labor for the good of their betters. They're like twins separated at birth.

It's almost like spergs on the internet are spergs.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Tina made something really retarded that is probably the funniest thing she has done. Apparently woke M&M's is equal to less whites in the workforce instead of just a really shallow corporate decision to appear progressive

DOWN WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE PRIVILEGE!​

The brilliant minds at the Mars Wrigley corporation think making the funny cartoon M&M characters “woke” is the ticket to big sales. People who run corporations are pretty stupid.

The word “inclusion” has become a worship word at most major companies. It’s a virtue-signaling word designed to tell the world that they aren’t bigoted, racist, or any other of the reprehensible things that must be kept alive in order for the virtue signaling to make sense.

That virtue signaling is like a drug. Therefore, to feel even better about themselves, many companies are going ‘woke.’ That means they are embracing ideas such as Marxism and ‘Black Lives Matter.’ That phrase presupposes that at one time black lives didn’t matter, but black lives have always mattered—especially to black people. Still, ‘Black Lives Matter’ isn’t really about that. It’s about Marxism. Black Lives Matter just happens to be a clever marketing buzz phrase designed in order to make sure people can’t resist the Marxist destruction of traditional American culture.

The problem with placing inclusion and wokeism above everything else is we can’t know if those non-whites who get hired are truly qualified or simply a diversity hire. That has to weigh heavily on their minds of those minorities that do get hired. It also weighs heavily on young white people who can’t get hired simply because they are white. As for those who are non-white and truly the most qualified? It must bother them most of all, knowing they are unfairly judged. Corporations have embraced institutional racism and discriminate based on the color of people’s skin.

Inclusion in TV commercials means non-whites are usually given preference, even if it means they are over-represented based on demographics. Black people are featured in over 80% of television commercials even though they make up 14 percent of the population. White males in particular are now under-represented and if they do appear, they’re shown in a pejorative manner.

Nearly everyone loves M&M’s and we remember a time when they were simply candy and not characters. There was a time when people avoided red M&M’s because the food coloring was said to be carcinogenic. That may have been an urban legend. Now the candy is ‘woke.’ Critical Candy Theory dictates that the colored discs are good and white people are to be demonized.

It’s time to avoid M&Ms of all colors.

—Tina

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

Tina made something really retarded that is probably the funniest thing she has done. Apparently woke M&M's is equal to less whites in the workforce instead of just a really shallow corporate decision to appear progressive

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VGH

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And somewhere, Linkara has the strangest boner. What else is new?

 

[AmpleApricots]

Her drawing style got better tho, shows you that anybody can learn to draw with practice.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

New Comic. Here we have yet another example of Ben Garrison's hypocrisy and inconsistent worldview

Donald Trump insulting journalists = Good

Joe Biden insulting journalists = Bad

YOU SUMBITCH!​

Joe Biden once again revealed his character—or lack thereof—when he insulted a member of the White House press corps. He called Fox News reporter Peter Doocy a “stupid son of a bitch” simply because Joe was asked a question about inflation.

Biden later told Doocy that it was “nothing personal, pal” but it further revealed the mean-spirited side of Old Joe. Even staunch Democrats such as Jake Tapper were alarmed by Joe’s unwarranted truculence, but Joe has often insulted the press by turning his back on them or refusing to answer anything but the softest of softball questions.

His quick-to-anger behavior may be another symptom of Biden’s mental slide into dementia, but such pugnacity has always been integral to Joe’s personality. Feisty Joe loves to bully people. He hurls insults. He issues pushup challenges or threatens to take them behind toolshed and beat them up or other such nonsense. Lying Joe finished near the bottom of his class, is a proven plagiarist, a bribed, bought-out ‘big man,’ a pedophile who showered with his own daughter, and a colossal liar. Oh yeah, he’s also stupid and has been well before his mental decline.

Sleepy Joe seems to be off in his own gas-lit reality. He thinks he’s popular. He thinks he can run again in 2024. He talked about getting out and meeting the people. Good ol’ lunch bucket Joe who wants to help the working class. He wants to unite people. He’s a friend of African Americans. The facts demonstrate that he’s the opposite of the persona he tries to paint. The facts don’t jibe, so he ignores the facts. He says he doesn’t care about polls. He doesn’t care who gets hurt by dangerous and ineffective vaccines and masks mandates. He doesn’t care about Americans left behind in Afghanistan and he won’t care if millions are dead as a result of his insane war mongering plans in Ukraine. If he does get out in public he can expect to hear chants of “Let’s Go, Brandon!” He probably doesn’t even know what that means.

Biden should be in a rocking chair on a porch…just another angry old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn. It’s alarming that he has so much power and is off his rocker.

— Ben Garrison

On a lighter note:

 

[Random Internet Person]

New Comic. Here we have yet another example of Ben Garrison's hypocrisy and inconsistent worldview

Donald Trump insulting journalists = Good

Joe Biden insulting journalists = Bad

I thought the issue was that Biden was off the deep end and unfit to lead, while Trump's shots seemed perfectly calculated. And this is another example of that decline.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

I thought the issue was that Biden was off the deep end and unfit to lead, while Trump's shots seemed perfectly calculated. And this is another example of that decline.

That's definitely part of it but him whining about Joe being a meanie jerk is just the most ironic thing ever. From the caption:

"His quick-to-anger behavior may be another symptom of Biden’s mental slide into dementia, but such pugnacity has always been integral to Joe’s personality. Feisty Joe loves to bully people. He hurls insults."

Are you fucking kidding me Garrison? Trump would do this shit before he even finished his breakfast and you seemed to love it

Slightly off topic but I don't know why people think Trump was calculating in his insults. He didn't calculate for shit. He was a literal sperg who chimped out at the slightest provocation. This is the same dude who mocked a reporter with a disability and would lambast journalists to their face if they asked him a question he didn't like

 

[Random Internet Person]

Slightly off topic but I don't know why people think Trump was calculating in his insults. He didn't calculate for shit. He was a literal sperg who chimped out at the slightest provocation. This is the same dude who mocked a reporter with a disability and would lambast journalists to their face if they asked him a question he didn't like

Probably because he would have the MSM talking about his latest tweet or insult while he got shit done in the backgound and the spotlight was off of him.

 

[Baloney Face]

Ben makes a foray against the King of the North.



"Posbury".

 

[Skeletor]

Wow Ben’s really phoning it in. At least Tina is trying to improve.

 

[Ima Spedonym2]

Wow Ben’s really phoning it in. At least Tina is trying to improve.

They will cross paths on the artistic quality scale soon.

 

[AnOminous]

Donald Trump insulting journalists = Good

Joe Biden insulting journalists = Bad

A Trump dick sucker calling anyone else rude is off the charts hypocritical.

 

[Baloney Face]

OK now I get why Ben turned his attention to Canada.
This one at least has some coherence, even if the point is total BS.

 

[Ima Spedonym2]

OK now I get why Ben turned his attention to Canada.
This one at least has some coherence, even if the point is total BS.

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Canada is the new Australia for Q-Boomers.

 

[thismanlies]

OK now I get why Ben turned his attention to Canada.
This one at least has some coherence, even if the point is total BS.

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Could use more blackface.