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TheImportantFart

The Farteteer
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I swear to YHWH that Garrison has no idea exactly how left Gervais is.
That’s pretty common among these culture war morons. Some boomer lefty will make a few basic bitch anti-SJW remarks and immediately get claimed as “one of us” by the kind of people who upload those “SJWs DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC” compilations to YouTube, who then get buyers remorse when they do even the most basic research about that person’s political views.

Also amusing to see Ben’s still pushing Pizzagate.
 

DrunkNDoziNDragN

I have the biggest gold heap on this trash heap
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It's too bad. Ben has some legit talent. Hes far, far better than most of the shitty tumblr memes that the left calls commentary but goddamn man... It just seems to me like he is far too focused on pumping these out as fast as possible, giving him only enough time to put in the most surface level of visuals and opinions in his pieces. KING TRUMP GOOD, NANCY FLUSTERED! JOE CREEPY! HILLARY=SHADY!
The ever present labels worked when he did slightly more complex images but he just never stopped placing them.
Speaking of subject matter, just draw Donald Trump sitting on an alabaster throne, draped in the American flag with yuge muscles and a giant penis already and get it out of your system Ben. I am a Trump supporter but this is getting uncomfortable, this is in every way the mirror version of YAASS QUEEN. Of all people, I really doubt Donald himself would personally thank you for your cartoons, hell he would probably be a little creeped out.

Honestly it is too bad. There arent a whole lot of right-wing cartoonists out there today. Besides, I suspect if another right bending cartoonist got popular but was unafraid of criticizing Trump, Ben would try to dunk on them on twitter.
 

NeoGAF Lurker

An Niggo
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It's too bad. Ben has some legit talent. Hes far, far better than most of the shitty tumblr memes that the left calls commentary but goddamn man... It just seems to me like he is far too focused on pumping these out as fast as possible, giving him only enough time to put in the most surface level of visuals and opinions in his pieces. KING TRUMP GOOD, NANCY FLUSTERED! JOE CREEPY! HILLARY=SHADY!
The ever present labels worked when he did slightly more complex images but he just never stopped placing them.
Speaking of subject matter, just draw Donald Trump sitting on an alabaster throne, draped in the American flag with yuge muscles and a giant penis already and get it out of your system Ben. I am a Trump supporter but this is getting uncomfortable, this is in every way the mirror version of YAASS QUEEN. Of all people, I really doubt Donald himself would personally thank you for your cartoons, hell he would probably be a little creeped out.

Honestly it is too bad. There arent a whole lot of right-wing cartoonists out there today. Besides, I suspect if another right bending cartoonist got popular but was unafraid of criticizing Trump, Ben would try to dunk on them on twitter.
Ben is capable of doing comics with some depth. Here’s one of him skewering champagne socialists:



But then the next comic is another embarrassing comic where he has his tongue up Trump’s asshole. Probably just easier to pander to the magapedes. Tina Norton on the other hand is an awful cartoonist. She must have some really bomb pussy or be willing to do some freaky shit for Ben to keep her around.
 

AnOminous

Really?
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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But then the next comic is another embarrassing comic where he has his tongue up Trump’s asshole. Probably just easier to pander to the magapedes. Tina Norton on the other hand is an awful cartoonist. She must have some really bomb pussy or be willing to do some freaky shit for Ben to keep her around.
Maybe she's willing to dress up as Trump and peg him.
 

ZyklonBen

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Ben is capable of doing comics with some depth. Here’s one of him skewering champagne socialists:



But then the next comic is another embarrassing comic where he has his tongue up Trump’s asshole. Probably just easier to pander to the magapedes. Tina Norton on the other hand is an awful cartoonist. She must have some really bomb pussy or be willing to do some freaky shit for Ben to keep her around.
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the original is better
 

Eryngium

thank you Null for fixing animated av’s <3
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Isn’t there a fetish where people jerk off to people being turned into airplanes or cars something?

Is it not entirely possible that someone out there has cranked one out to the Ben Garrison Cartoon of some bin laden mofo being forcefully morphed into a downed aircraft whose hot load destroyed nearly 200 dune coons?
 

Shugo

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Isn’t there a fetish where people jerk off to people being turned into airplanes or cars something?

Is it not entirely possible that someone out there has cranked one out to the Ben Garrison Cartoon of some bin laden mofo being forcefully morphed into a downed aircraft whose hot load destroyed nearly 200 dune coons?
Anthropomorphized (sexy) cars and airplanes are a fetish, yes. Here's one example.


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Zhoban

Bougie von Savage
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Lmao 150 something dead
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Goddamnit tina
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First of all, Iran came clean about what happened, even if they're taking it out on the people who documented it first. With Tina, I really don't know why she's spending time attempting to draw her elementary school-quality art. Does anybody beyond who reads People magazine honestly give a fuck about Meghxit? It's a stretch to call it news, let alone political. Why doesn't she instead draw Prince Andrew molesting little girls?
 

Bassomatic

True & Honest Fan
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Libertarians giving a shit about the monarchy. The more you know.
Ben/Tina gave up on that because he got mad he can't hunt down moot and kill him personally, plus who cares about ethics and morals anymore when Trump Sempai is so cool !

Honestly, I don't understand the Iran one and personally I think Harry is pulling the strings, but A I'm not vested into it, B who gives a fuck.
 

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