Atari VCS - the upcoming video game system no one cares about

[Pee Cola]

I actually intend to switch to a 400 for my main computer, to get away from Windows, it looks like a proper retro computer fitted for the modern age anyways.

In at least one interview, Eben Upton from the Raspberry Pi Foundation stated that the RPi 400 was heavily inspired by the Amiga A600. Makes sense, given that that the RPi 400 looks a bit like an A600 shrunken down to the size of the original 48k ZX Spectrum. Meanwhile I ordered my RPi 400 almost two months ago and it's still not here... gah

The only Atari VCS I will buy must have:
- MOS Technology 6507 CPU
- 128 Bytes of RAM
- Woodgrain chassis

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*Mustachioed 70s dad optional.

I guess a 4-switch Darth Vader 2600 wouldn't count?

 

[Pickle Dick]

Cyberpunk 2077 apparently runs like crap on the VCS

 

[Xarpho]

Atari are made up of a bunch of scumbag cocksuckers that rip off any and everyone. They've been doing this shit for years.

Who knows what Atari even is anymore? So, as a quick recap...
- Original Atari broken up in 1984 by parent company Warner Communications
- Kept arcade division as "Atari Games", bounces around for a while (including making games for the NES as Tengen) but eventually ends up with Midway, disappears before company goes under
- Meanwhile, most of the Atari assets in 1984 are sold to Jack Tramiel's company, which is renamed as "Atari Corp."
- Atari Corp. merges with JT Storage with Atari legally the surviving entity but changes to JTS Corp.
- JTS Corp. sells Atari brand to Hasbro, goes out of business a year later
- The Hasbro Interactive brand uses Atari brand in a few things before selling entire division to French company Infogrames in 2001
- Infogrames restructures U.S. division with two American subsidiaries, "Atari Interactive" (Hasbro Interactive) and "Atari Inc." (the old GT Interactive/U.S. Infogrames subsidiary) in 2003
- Infogrames renames French mothership company as Atari (Atari SA) in 2009
- Atari goes bankrupt in 2013 and basically sells off its back catalog it had acquired over the years (Hasbro Interactive, GT Interactive, Accolade, Humongous, MicroProse, Spectrum Holobyte)
- Remaining company is running on fumes of nostalgia and mobile trash, all of their "new" games have been rated poorly

 

[BrunoMattei]

Who knows what Atari even is anymore? So, as a quick recap...
- Original Atari broken up in 1984 by parent company Warner Communications
- Kept arcade division as "Atari Games", bounces around for a while (including making games for the NES as Tengen) but eventually ends up with Midway, disappears before company goes under
- Meanwhile, most of the Atari assets in 1984 are sold to Jack Tramiel's company, which is renamed as "Atari Corp."
- Atari Corp. merges with JT Storage with Atari legally the surviving entity but changes to JTS Corp.
- JTS Corp. sells Atari brand to Hasbro, goes out of business a year later
- The Hasbro Interactive brand uses Atari brand in a few things before selling entire division to French company Infogrames in 2001
- Infogrames restructures U.S. division with two American subsidiaries, "Atari Interactive" (Hasbro Interactive) and "Atari Inc." (the old GT Interactive/U.S. Infogrames subsidiary) in 2003
- Infogrames renames French mothership company as Atari (Atari SA) in 2009
- Atari goes bankrupt in 2013 and basically sells off its back catalog it had acquired over the years (Hasbro Interactive, GT Interactive, Accolade, Humongous, MicroProse, Spectrum Holobyte)
- Remaining company is running on fumes of nostalgia and mobile trash, all of their "new" games have been rated poorly

The big thing that pisses me off is that they own or at least co-own the Blood IP.

Nightdive would still be putting out patches for Fresh Supply to this day and several good devs (like Devolver Digital) would have made Blood sequels had it not been for Atari.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The big thing that pisses me off is that they own or at least co-own the Blood IP.

Nightdive would still be putting out patches for Fresh Supply to this day and several good devs (like Devolver Digital) would have made Blood sequels had it not been for Atari.

The worst thing is that Infogrames were pretty fucking solid before they decided to buy the cursed monkey paw that is the Atari brand. If Bonnell wasn't a complete retard they would be in Ubisoft's position right now, they were the French powerhouse while Ubisoft still dabbled in Raymans.

But he was well known retard.

PARIS, April 5 2007 (Reuters) - Shares in Europe's largest video games group Infogrames Entertainment IFOE.PA jumped 24 percent on Thursday as investors hoped the cash-stretched group would take a new direction as its founding chairman and chief executive, Bruno Bonnell, left the company after 24 years.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

Who knows what Atari even is anymore? So, as a quick recap...
- Original Atari broken up in 1984 by parent company Warner Communications
- Kept arcade division as "Atari Games", bounces around for a while (including making games for the NES as Tengen) but eventually ends up with Midway, disappears before company goes under
- Meanwhile, most of the Atari assets in 1984 are sold to Jack Tramiel's company, which is renamed as "Atari Corp."
- Atari Corp. merges with JT Storage with Atari legally the surviving entity but changes to JTS Corp.
- JTS Corp. sells Atari brand to Hasbro, goes out of business a year later
- The Hasbro Interactive brand uses Atari brand in a few things before selling entire division to French company Infogrames in 2001
- Infogrames restructures U.S. division with two American subsidiaries, "Atari Interactive" (Hasbro Interactive) and "Atari Inc." (the old GT Interactive/U.S. Infogrames subsidiary) in 2003
- Infogrames renames French mothership company as Atari (Atari SA) in 2009
- Atari goes bankrupt in 2013 and basically sells off its back catalog it had acquired over the years (Hasbro Interactive, GT Interactive, Accolade, Humongous, MicroProse, Spectrum Holobyte)
- Remaining company is running on fumes of nostalgia and mobile trash, all of their "new" games have been rated poorly

Goddam

At that point just let the entire brand, name, and everything else related to Atari die off forever. It seems to be cursed and can't succeed at anything after the 2600's legacy

 

[Don'tCare]

The hardware is surprisingly not terrible. It's weaker versions of what is in current gen consoles. If it had more storage, and they somehow managed to get the price below that of a X Box Series S, and got support from the big software publishers, then this could have become a legitimate member of the 9th generation.
Sadly, they did not do any of this and the whole thing is just a waste of money that will be forgotten about in a few weeks.

I'm using it right now. I wanted a Ryzen miniPC for using Linux exclusively instead of upgrading a Mac Mini for 3X the price. My Steam library is now being used effectively (protip - many 'native' linux-steam titles still run better in Proton in their windows incarnations - like 2-3X better across the board) and I'm admining minecraft servers where my previous potato miniPC was bogging at 15fps. I know it's not top-spec, but I like Ubuntu and am looking forward to daily-driving other distros (waiting for elemenetaryOS 6). And since I was an early backer I got what is going retail at 400 (with both controllers) for less than 300. At some point I'll prob get another (onyx stripped down for cracking the case) and ad an M2 internal and double the performance with faster RAM, but right now I'm pretty happy with it attached to a 3tb usb3 drive (enough I still have to put in retropie/retroarch or some emu front end for all the other game systems - I'm having too much fun with my bloated steam library which lay dormant and doing minecraft stuff & streaming videos). I'm also trying all manner of wine imps of VST software for connecting to some home-studio synth gear (I'd rather put my hobby-money into music-gear than OP PCs). It's nice for 299. Works great. Best ever? No - but I likes it.

 

[Picklechu]

I saw that this thing finally released to the general public like a week ago (to literally zero fanfare). Looking into it, they apparently also demoed it in hotels near E3, but not at E3 itself, which just makes it seem even more sad.

It's basically a mediocre mini-PC that comes with some preloaded Atari games - which one can already get on basically any device - in an admittedly pretty casing designed to appeal to the nostalgia of people in their 30s and 40s while "Atari" attempts to use it and its remaining IPS (as well as their shitcoin, and, to a lesser extent, their hotel licensing deals) to hoard enough cash to get their digital casino grift up and running.

I certainly wouldn't buy it or recommend it to anyone, since you can get a PC the same size or smaller with the same specs or better for way less, but I can understand the appeal to some people.

If companies could be lolcows, "Atari" would deserve a thread.

 

[Clint Torez]

We can finally kick off the second video game market crash with the Atari VCS and it's launch title, ET 2.

 

[Pickle Dick]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2021/06/27/the-atari-vcs-console-actually-came-out-and-surprise-its-bad/

https://archive.md/CXO2U

A sort of run down of an IGN article



So... anyone guess what the sales for this thing might be?

 

[Madre Muerte]

So... anyone guess what the sales for this thing might be?

2600 people are going to consider buying it, 0 will actually complete the transaction. It's too expensive for a novelty product.

 

[Coolio55]

Infogrames rocks my world!

 

[thx1138]

It's kinda funny; the gripes about it being shitty as a computer echo the complaints from back in the 80s when Spectravideo and Atari themselves tried to turn the VCS into a home computer. Atari released BASIC for the 2600, you had to have two of the keypad controllers that you got in Star Raiders to program it. Spectravideo released a "full" keyboard that was somehow even more awful than the worst home computer keyboards at the time, in that it was membrane. So it was worse than the Magnavox Odyssey's, the Commodore Pet 2001 (a horrid cash register keypad style keyboard), the Mattel Aquarius (rubber chicklet keys) and the goddamn Spectrum out of the UK. That took some engineering prowess.

Bravo, fake Atari.

 

[Info Player Start]

There hasn't been a open space for a new console on the market for over 10 years. How they though they could ride the Atari name now is beyond me.