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Slap47

Hehe xd
True & Honest Fan
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Crossover with Boogie thread. Much of Knockout falls for Boogie's sympathy shtick or think he's a far right Neonazi.

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Ambient Occlusion

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Bear in mind, you can be banned for saying "retard". There was a multi-page thread regarding the new rule of retard being banned, and many posters pointed to the high amount of "neurodivergent" users making it a relevant slur. Only a few years ago Knockout's predecessor had the fucking OIFY.
Speaking of being banned for saying retard, just recently a user was banned for posting a clip from the Eric Andre Show because Eric says retard in it.

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Which then prompted another fucking 12+ page thread talking about how shit the mods are.

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deepFriedBaka

Justice is a virtue.
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I was re-reading this thread and I saw the announcement about "Direct Messages are now available!" on a page of a Knockout thread.

Why did it take two whole years to make a private message system? Something that's so basic shouldn't take so long to make unless the devs are either idiots, trying to clean up shitty code, or never planned for it in the first place.
 

deepFriedBaka

Justice is a virtue.
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Get ready for another piping hot drama post, people! This took me two hours to write, so ya better have some good laughs at the Knockouters' expenses.

Here are the short and long versions:
  • Back in May (May 15 or thereabouts), user posts meme with "retard" in it, is immediately permabanned.
  • Venomousbeetle whistleblows the mod Discord server, is immediately permabanned by IceCold and his post nuked.
  • IceCold points out why saying "retard" is bad and other bullshit. People notice he's turning into Garry.
  • The thread count to access Meta is raised from 10 to 15 because le evil Kiwi Farms, etc.
  • A thread is made to discuss the ban on "retard". It devolves into circlejerking and personal attacks. It is then locked.
  • Another thread is made to ask for a change, and it is still currently opened.
Brace yourself, 'cause this is a big one.

A user in the LMAO Pics thread made a meme containing "retard" and was banned for it under their bullshit rules. Venomousbeetle decided to go out in a blaze of glory and whistleblew that he unbanned someone for no reason, which led to his account being permabanned and the whole fucking thread nuked. IceCold then made another thread talking about why you can't say "retard", which devolved into 30 pages worth of circlejerking, "personal attacks", and actual "autistic" people stepping in about why they were "harassed" and that they should "go back to 4chan" if they wanted to say slurs. The thread was locked, Venomousbeetle's permaban was reversed and the post was restored, and a new thread to demand "AKSHUAL CHANGE" was made.

Inacio's name is mentioned, too, but apparently he resigned after dealing with too much pressure.
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Considering the whole thread is 30 pages of retardation (oh no, I can't say that on Glorious Knockout!) I won't be screenshotting every single page. But here are some highlights (with captions that I made up.)
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IceCold's post that started everything.

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You heard it here, folks. Le edgy 2010's humor is the new existential threat.

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It's a shame Facepunch wasn't around in 2020-2021.

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EmperorScorpious lying out his ass that Knockout is not a dying community.

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IceCold admits he's too fucking lazy to realize nuance with every post, so he just throws the banhammer at all of them.

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Appeal to anecdote in a debate. Good job.

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(The spoilered text says "don't ban me!", by the way.)

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May God help us all if when "think of the autists" KittenFemme becomes a jannie.

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Finally, a good argument. If you can't deal with the community, give up like Inacio did and let someone else take over.

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Presented without comment.

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Even more appeal to anecdote and hypothetical situations.

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This guy was responding to a self-declared aspie by telling him to go back to therapy. This one post nearly killed the entire thread and was followed by screams of rage from other Knockouters.

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Above: Knockouters baying for his blood.


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Maybe because neurodivergent "neurodivgerent" autistic people are a minority, and other people are sick of pandering to your bullshit? Just a thought.

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It's a shame you have to scroll 14 pages before you can get a semblance of self-awareness from these people.

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More aspies lusting for Ganerumo's blood and a permaban to appease the Knockout Gods instead of letting him off with a slap on the wrist.

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Even the mods are sick of the same bullshit arguments.

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This is the post that led me to create my "go back to 4chan" summary. Thank you, LittleSparrow. Your work for KiwiFarms is appreciated.

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Jannie-o-cracies (mod-o-cracies?) are bad, Knockout announces. I don't disagree.

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Ah, the old strawman card. Classic.

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Some dumb shit walks into the thread and talks about r/WallStreetBets as if it makes any fucking point at all.

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Public mod discussion. Good idea? Terrible idea? You decide.

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Blah blah America blah blah guns something something bullshit OFFENDED REEEEE.

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You heard it here, folks. Go back to the Good Old Days™ if you can't handle the social justice.

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And thus the thread dies. More "fuck off back to 4chan" and the thread is finally put to the torch for good.
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It's worth noting that of four people in the thread, one person is a fucking admin who shouldn't be having a chimpout like this, one person has the right idea, one person is a shitposter, and one person doesn't give a crap.

Here's the new thread where they discuss his dumbfuckery:
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Long post. Notice that he deals with "law enforcement" and takes "appropriate action" on doxes. Whatever does that mean?

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"Just because I behave like Garry totally doesn't mean I'm Garry, guys."

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IceCold tries to claim that he's #1 and the guy who built everything, is quickly knocked back to reality because of the GitLab repo and the fact that Inacio built the goddamn website, not him.

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"You're a dumb shit for doing that. Don't do it again, now let's talk about something else. Maybe you should fire the jannies and recruit some fresh blood instead?"

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"Garry was a cunt, and IceCold is nothing like that." - Ganerumo, freshly released from the Prison of Offending Opinions

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"The mods are shit. Fire their worthless, elitist asses and find some people with brain cells who can run a community."

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Pissing off your userbase by acting like a shit-flinging monkey isn't a very good thing to do, says one guy in a thread.

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Ganerumo goes from bashing Garry's ass to simping for the moderators in less time than it took for him to get unbanned.

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Finally, someone has some common sense in the thread! If you don't want to moderate, why the fuck are you a moderator?

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The designated simp quickly talks about how the whole thing about "lazy people shouldn't be mods" is an excuse and to protect the poor widdle mod team's feelings from getting hurt.

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"Moderators shouldn't be lazy. That's the whole point."

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KittenFemme flips the hell out about minorities and how they should be respected. Then proceeds to throw a shitfit about being rated Bad Reading.

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"Nothing about this most event has anything to do with the mod team." I have to wonder what they're smoking.
 

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ScatmansWorld

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I appreciate the effort but next time please make an actual archive of the threads, because otherwise everything you posted might as well be useless.

Also, the threads you linked to load for a split second and then stay on a blank screen, so there's probably some backend fuckery going on to prevent people from seeing the threads.
 

deepFriedBaka

Justice is a virtue.
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Also, the threads you linked to load for a split second and then stay on a blank screen, so there's probably some backend fuckery going on to prevent people from seeing the threads.
You need 15 posts to access the threads. (They also block any Kiwi IPs.)
As for archiving them, sorry about that. I should have remembered to archive the threads.

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This is what happens when you try to archive the threads. Turns out their backend fuckery blocks archive links as well.
Hmm. I'll try taking a full page screenshot instead.
 

deepFriedBaka

Justice is a virtue.
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If you need to have a Knockout account to see the thread, then archiving won't be possible. Don't bother with taking more screenshots.
Okay. I already took some screenshots before your post - full page ones, with my username blurred out (since I'm pretty sure they lurk the thread), but unless you want them posted here, I'll leave you to it.
 

Toolbox

Buy dat dawgs
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Shaka Brah

Patriotic Ass-Blasting Poster
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"Pretty much every right wing party requires tangible enemies" every RIGHT WING party? Says the retard from the party that has to continually make it's own enemies, like systemic racism, white people, capitalism.
This also fails the smell test because it suggests right-wing parties actually attempt to fight their enemies, instead of constantly capitulating to them.
 

Wrank Fest

"This will make a nice shot"
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When news hit that Scott Crawthon (Creator of FNAF) acted like a typical Christian conservative, the responses were about as autistic, insane, and self-destructive as usual.
https://knockout.chat/thread/25500/1
A few highlights:
Damn i didn't know typical neocons like John Cornyn and Ben Carson, are considered "Alt-Right" by these sad losersCapture.PNG2.PNG3.PNG
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Just because scott donated nearly 44k to political campaigns, which is literal pocket change compared to the almost 1.2 million dollars donated to several charities suddenly makes him scum of the earth.

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If i had a quarter for every time a leftist equates republicans with nazis, I'd be fucking rich

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Every attempt at trying to be reasonable ends up being either boxed or responded with retarded takes

And of course, a local troon arrives and gives the shittiest fucking takes imaginable9.PNG10.PNG

This is exactly how you get people to join your alphabet cause, demonize them and completely shit all over their ideologies just because they're not 100% aligned with you11.PNG
I would post more screencaps, but the absolute insanity radiating off of the thread is unbearable.
 
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When news hit that Scott Crawthon (Creator of FNAF) acted like a typical Christian conservative, the responses were about as autistic, insane, and self-destructive as usual.
https://knockout.chat/thread/25500/1
A few highlights:
Same shit different troonout, this time for the factorio dev.
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few choice screenshots, archive of every page included.
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as they say; "cope seethe & dilate"
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page1: https://archive.md/urmYt
page2: https://archive.md/vt1Za
page3: https://archive.md/yB01f
page4: https://archive.md/0kFrZ
page5: https://archive.md/1nksG
page6: https://archive.md/DPj4I
page7: https://archive.md/s5YTq
page8: https://archive.md/5xYvs
page9: https://archive.md/imDH8

I'm not sure I'll ever understand why these trannys are incapable of separating creation from creator; reminds me of the time my friend found out Axl Rose from GnR was an asshole. It's like there is always an eternal dogma of retardation rent free in their minds.
 

Toolbox

Buy dat dawgs
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Same shit different troonout, this time for the factorio dev.
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few choice screenshots, archive of every page included.
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as they say; "cope seethe & dilate"
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page1: https://archive.md/urmYt
page2: https://archive.md/vt1Za
page3: https://archive.md/yB01f
page4: https://archive.md/0kFrZ
page5: https://archive.md/1nksG
page6: https://archive.md/DPj4I
page7: https://archive.md/s5YTq
page8: https://archive.md/5xYvs
page9: https://archive.md/imDH8

I'm not sure I'll ever understand why these trannys are incapable of separating creation from creator; reminds me of the time my friend found out Axl Rose from GnR was an asshole. It's like there is always an eternal dogma of retardation rent free in their minds.
Factorio is a game for mega autists, by mega autists. If the creator of it yields to this I would be surprised.

Some good recent reviews reacting to this situation.

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And the retarded minority that thinks they can somehow flip an overwhelmingly positive rating just from pure seethe.
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