Who is the worst lolcow in your opinion?

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DJ Grelle

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With "worst" I mean the least funny, not the most depraved, criminal internet autist.
imho its moviebob. He's so prolific but he rarely deviates from his script screeching about the superior future and the mediocre brutes who hold it back. It's just boring after a while, you can already guess what his next posts will be. Other lolcows have stuff happening in their lives, they go other places. Bob just sits and shitposts at home.
 
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I would say DSP, but then something happens with him which brings me right back to him.
 
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I'm gonna put a controversial take, but I think most of the Rat King subforums denizens. For some people sure, it's funny. But to me they largely all blend together in regards to politics, sexual degeneracy and lack of self awareness. I know that this doesn't count as any cow, but this specific genre does not interest me. There are exceptions like Jim Sterling, but other than him, it's a pretty bland field imo.
 
I'm gonna put a controversial take, but I think most of the Rat King subforums denizens. For some people sure, it's funny. But to me they largely all blend together in regards to politics, sexual degeneracy and lack of self awareness. I know that this doesn't count as any cow, but this specific genre does not interest me. There are exceptions like Jim Sterling, but other than him, it's a pretty bland field imo.
I don't completely agree, but I definitely see where you're coming from. I wouldn't say that the Rat King is the most boring lolcows in general, but I would 100% agree that modern ADF is. He doesn't do anything, he just makes the same embarrassing boasts on Facebook/twitter over and over again. Occasionally he'll post some of his shitty selfies and he's really, really ugly, but he never looks any different from one selfie to another. He does the same thing over and over without any sign of change for what must be years by now. What a life. And it's made all the more striking in its boringness by the fact that he used to be such a fascinating person.
 
I would say it’s the litigious ones who live off the tit of the government, but they’re nowhere as dislikable as the ones who are unabashed freaks like Yaniv.
 
Nikocado.

He's just gross. Nothing funny or interesting, just a boring gross person.
I wouldn't ever watch his full-length videos like some of the weirdos who obsess over him but he can be funny and it can be interesting watching how people speculate about his motives and whether he's truly playing a character or not.
Also he's very meme-able.
 
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Half the """""""""people""""""""" in the Animal Control subforum.
Furfags are the cruelest and nastiest fandom I've had the displeasure of ever encountering, they take the worst from every other awful group and amplify it by the hundreds.
Animal Control is by furries and for furries.

Anyways I don't get the IP2 cows. They're this special brand of fucked up trainwreck that I can't laugh at or muster pity for. There's only so many windmill arm slapfights I can watch.
 
terry davis, not because what he said or how but because it was a heartbreaking story. the reason is because he is the reason i am so passionate about computers and joined this site in the first place. it gave me the worst feeling ever when he was gone. i still miss him and the good ol' days where he would just rant on stream.
 
I really do not see what the fuck is so entertaining about watching him eat a mound of takis, say some gay shit, and pretend to cry for the 1100th time.
Most of the fat lolcows honestly, there not really funny as they are just annoying and fucking disgusting people who make me mostly ill instead of laugh. There’s only so many times you can say ‘lol ur fat’ before it gets stale after the six-thousandth page.
 
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Fat women and fatter women who hate them. Actually, it can be said about BP as a whole.
IP2 and alike.
Ralph, when he doesn't get beaten in Portugal, so his a-logs overanalyze and blow out of proportion his every move.
Furries and trannies because they are too depraved and disgusting for me to be funny.
Sadly, Yanderedev. 2-3 years ago he delivered some new retardation every month or even week, now he is just hiding from any possible criticism, while trying to squeeze the last drops of cash from his vaporware.
 
Not counting horrorcows like Nick Bate or Snakething?

Allison Pregler/Obscurus Lupa. The only funny thing about her is she looks like a sea hag and she’s only 30 (allegedly) Aside from that she’s just a flat out unpleasant person. I know the word gets overused to hell and back but she is Karen personified. I can’t get any good laughs out of miserable cunts like her.
 
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