Why do black people hold their pistols sideways?

[Skitarii]

Why

 

[Aquinas]

why did your mom hold you upside down when you was an infant, OP?
Why didnt it work?

 

[Dieter Laser]

You’ll find some autists who claim it’s actually some sort of recoil control, but those niggers never hit shit anyway. Same reason the groids in the Rhodesian wars had their sights cranked up to 10 for max damage - stupidity and monkey see, monkey do.

 

[Wintersun]

Because rap culture convinced them it looks cool, and retarded Fudds keep convincing them and other dumbshits that it serves a specific function. All I can say is that it's better that they do, so they can stovepipe their slides and never hit anything before they get perforated.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Bad wrists. Can't hold it upright.

 

[King Fructose]

For the same reason they try to run away from cops with sagging pants: they’ve gotta look cool above anything else.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Looks cool?

 

[独人13]

Not only the blacks, Chinks use it that way as well.

 

[Johnny Salami]

you can use the "I wasn't aiming at him" defense

 

[SandyCat]

Don't forget the limb flailing when they shoot

 

[The Lawgiver]

Itmakes the bullet more fatal. come ON even movies have pointed this shit out!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe the gun is in the correct position and the black people are the ones who are sideways???

 

[mr.moon1488]

Missed shots make the world a better place for them. Think about it. If they hold their pistols correctly, it could start an arms race of proper marksmanship. This may sound like a good thing, but remember, we're talking about the ghetto here. Missed shots regularly kill innocent bystanders. Most of those innocent bystanders are still of the age to receive child support. By not having at least a few missed shots per shooter, you're talking about a ghetto economic collapse.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Side grip may actually have a potential use in that some argue* it can be better for tracking a vertically-moving target. As you know, black people are often said to be able to jump quite high.

*Source: accomplished gunsmith and marksman, Rally Vincent

 

[Amesoeurs]

 

[Begemot]

Bad wrists. Can't hold it upright.

White folx are so innately evil that Black kings have to look away from down the barrel....

 

[Pixy]

Because it's just like the movies and DiCaprio.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Since American blacks don't actually have a culture of their own, other than what the jewish music industry and their antithetical existence to Whites gave them, they must be retarded. Learn the queen's english to become smarter and not sound like retarded slave masters? Nope. Be responsible to stick it to Whitey? Nope. Hold your pistol correctly? Nope, Whitey does that.

It's why they continue to languish in ignorance, poverty, and ape-violence for decades.

 

[Very Average Redditor]

>black
>people

You seem confused, son.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Black "people" are very stupid. Koko the gorilla had higher IQ than the average of most African countries. Niggers are retarded