best quotes by chris

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"You know it's okay to be different. Ya know, sometimes we have our accidents, we poop ourselves. Yeah, then we end up with dirty pants." - Chris
 
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This is a "What if" rule, but it applies here maybe?

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Ok, answer time.
Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how you say it. Alec call 9

Alec: Admit that you lied to me when you said, when you agreed with me that you didn't have a right to use Simonla. Admit that you have always believed that Simonla is yours.
Chris: [long pause]I'll admit...that.
Alec: Oh, okay. Okay, good, so all of our previous calls were just lies, then.
Chris: Not, no, not, no, they actually happened.
Alec: Yes, they happened, Chris, but your responses were lies. I know the phone calls happened in reality.
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Chris at his finest, he didn't know what to say so he spit back what he thought Alec wanted to hear, not realizing what a tremendous idiot he looked like
 
I thought the quote about him being afraid that Koreans were sending him poisoned food was pretty funny.
 
The one about education and how it must be encouraged "fully and more fully".

Perhaps.
 
Of course he's a zombie now. But before that...CHEROKEE!

YOU DO NOT WANT TO REMAIN ON MY BAD SIDE; MY FANGS ARE SHARP, and I can thirst for blood, even though I am Cherokee, NOT a vampire.
~January 8, 2009
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Don't try to picture this in your head, because I'm sure Chris does...

Bob: ...in the Army. So, Christmas break, Christmas time, right. I didn't have anywhere to go. I decided to hitchhike.

Emily: [laughs]

Bob: Yeah. While I was in the Army, I spent nine months in New York anyway.

Emily: Yeah.

Bob: [inaudible] Fort [???] [inaudible] and I'd gone up to New York City every weekend. But, for about nine months, well I knew the place like the back of my hand.

Emily: Mm-hmm.

Chris: No wonder I was risky enough to take a- I was adventurous enough to take such a trip.

Bob: Uh-

Chris: I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!
~19 March 2009
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Mommy thinks he's handsome, and Rosechu agrees!

Julie: Umm, do you find yourself attracted to your female characters you created at all?

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Chris: Yeah they'd- yeah I would say they all have a good ap- I would- they all think I'm handsome. Like my mother. My mother- my mother thinks I'm- my mother tells me constantly that I'm handsome and I agree with her, like when I look at myself in the mirror.
~10 February 2009
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