Brandon Lee Kellett / Brynn Lee Kellett / Brynn Woods / Valkyrie / Valkyrie Brynn / Valkmommy_Brynn - A lying 2 time retired Iraq grifter and pornstar turned popular coomer guntuber meme

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Oh I see, the "I am a mom" quotation is so much further down the page now it didn't connect for me. I think the website quotes needs to be reorganised to be closer to where you talk about his webpage.
i’ll be honest. i didn’t notice it till now. i’ll change it when i get off work

this is not a set in stone OP, so if there’s anything i miss or more info to add, let me know
I took a minute to scroll his community posts on yt. He posted a picture of his purple heart paperwork. Interestingly it's dated 2010 and uses his tranny name. The screenshot of the Jefferson county website says he changed his name in 2017. Do they print these things retroactively, quick Photoshop, or is the Jefferson county thing a partial timeline
THIS PERSON IS PRONE TO DFE (DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING) AND DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW HE'S A TRANNY. IF YOU SEE BRANDON POST SOMETHING, USE ARCHIVE.MD OR GHOSTARCHIVE.ORG
 
Is this him? The name and details about his time in Iraq seem to match, but some of the other details seem a bit different, like this guy being a 100% disabled veteran. https://www.gofundme.com/f/pq17cw (A)
Bruh those poor children. (:_(

So his wife was his full time caretaker after he became disabled from being in the military and he thanked her by abandoning her and his 4 kids in order to live his fetish full time. This is so depressing dude.
 
So his wife was his full time caretaker after he became disabled from being in the military and he thanked her by abandoning her and his 4 kids in order to live his fetish full time. This is so depressing dude.
after looking into it, i came to the same conclusion. i thought jesus this guy had a family and trooned out but finding out the details has made me feel a bit doomer

this retard managed to get deployed, come back as a veteran and the best he could do for his family was act like a e-girl porn filled degenerate

the more i think about it now, the more it makes me MATI. a veteran suicide would’ve been more honorable than this shit.
 
after looking into it, i came to the same conclusion. i thought jesus this guy had a family and trooned out but finding out the details has made me feel a bit doomer

this retard managed to get deployed, come back as a veteran and the best he could do for his family was act like a e-girl porn filled degenerate

the more i think about it now, the more it makes me MATI. a veteran suicide would’ve been more honorable than this shit.
For some reason there are A LOT of military moids trooning out, not sure exactly what it is about them but I always tell women to avoid them at all costs. Military men also are more likely to suffer from porn addiction so that might be the main reason.
 
For some reason there are A LOT of military moids trooning out, not sure exactly what it is about them but I always tell women to avoid them at all costs. Military men also are more likely to suffer from porn addiction so that might be the main reason.
Got to wonder if these dudes get hit in the head and it changes their personality during serving, because they started out normal before going into military, right?? Sudden and dramatic changes to a person's behavior and personality are indicators of something wrong physically in the brain. Brandon got a TBI so I'm guessing this was a result. If that's the cause, he truly can't help it and there's not really a cure. This is based on what I can see in the OP. Most of the images aren't loading for me.
 
I've finished the dox and gathered a few more documents but for some reason the farms won't let me upload pictures right now. All data was generously donated from the state of Washington official records.

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I've been telling people this is a tranny, but many refuse to believe it cause they already jerked off to him, smh. It's so obvious too.

The fact he has two daughters is absolutely horrifying. Trannies with military training in general are scary because they are extremely dangerous AND mentally ill, it only takes one bad misgendering for them to go postal.
A lot of special forces and seal team 6 guys actually troon out because the military deliberately picks and grooms psychopaths into these roles

Devon stack actually did a deep dive on this phenomena once but it'll take me awhile to find it
 
Only this very obviously photoshopped to hell and back one.

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Which just proves further that it's a tranny.
What the actual fuck haha.
Yeah, this guys def a troon. I saw him a few times on my Xitter For You page due to my following of a lot of gunfags. He somehow ended up on my YouTube shorts too. I thought it was just some old woman in some shit cosplay based on the shorts and it was weird coomer bait, didn't realize how bad it truly was until I read this thread.
I thought it was weird looking into him a few months back seeing all the tranny claims, I didn't wanna subject myself to his cut up penis or whatever to find out.

Bee tee dubz his tits defy all gravity, a good sign of an implant. His neovag is obviously surgical and not a natural pussy.

It's sort of hard to explain, but the way a woman's breasts sit and connect to her body is different than a pair of moobs, they're visibly connected in a way by a bit of fat of which Brandon here does not have. His tits are not natural nor even that of a woman's lol.
 
I found this obviously AI generated article, lmfao.

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Literally all of this is completely made up, but it's also hilarious.

His OnlyFans subscription really reveals his porn addiction.

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He doesn't even charge money, he just does it for his autogynephilia.

His Twitch also has the same "mommy fetish" description.

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He got a shelf full of funkopops and action figures behind him.

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I found an article with a quote from "Brynn Kellett", "a U.S army veteran who lives in Washington" on being trans:
Brynn Kellett said:
My gender impacted my life in very negative ways from early childhood till the point when I finally came to terms with my internal conflicts
Brynn Kellett said:
Awareness is the key to fostering understanding and gaining general acceptance
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The site has a very heavyhanded paywall and strict cloudflare blocked my usual archiving sites, so here is a screenshot archive I made after removing the paywall by editing the HTML.
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The thing is, I wouldn't even be surprised if he actually got a purple heart in the military. But he has to retroactively pretend like he was a woman in the military, so he makes up a bunch of stories and buys fake purple heart documents to try to fake his whole military history instead. I wonder what some of those stolen valor hunter guys would think about this, if they would consider it legitimate or fraudulent.

I am searching 4chan /k/ archives for discussion of this troon and the cope is real.
Let's see: "She" has a twin brother who went into the same military company as him, also got a purple heart, also had the same number of kids, and then changed his name to be the same as "hers". "She" also happened to have "her" vagina damaged to the point "she" has to obviously photoshop it in nudes. Or "she" is a he and this guy is too embarassed to admit it.
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AR15 Forum has a thread: https://www.ar15.com/forums/General...out-Brynn-Woods-Aka-Valkmommybrynn/5-2666804/ (A, A, A, A)
The slow process of some gun boomers realising that the person they talked about jerking it to earlier in the thread is a man is pretty hilarious. Kinda interesting their word for T&H is OEM.
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Anyone know where to find an archive of this deleted video?
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Only this very obviously photoshopped to hell and back one.

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Which just proves further that it's a tranny.
LMFAO, smartschoolboy9-tier photoshop job there, Brandon :story:

It's always so eerie seeing all these depraved nutcases mirroring aspects of each others' behaviors. It's like they all draw from the same pool of demonic presets and each of them is just another permutation of the same base model. They're such FREAKS!!! :jaceknife:
 
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