Fanfiction Horrors -

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

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The pedophile cries out in pain as you accuse it of being a degenerate worthless fuck. If you weren't a goddamn pedophile you wouldn't have written this garbage. Oh, and "extreme underage" is like... 5 years old.
I'm starting to see the Eurocuck stance on how drawn loli is bad.

Honestly, I just find it really funny to act like this.

>writes about fictional five year olds getting fucked by their famiy
>"guys plz no bully "

And what made me remember this guy was a gift fic for them appearing in one of the character tags I searched up. And what was this story about, you ask? Teenage Trish fucking kid Jolyne. And yes, they're both getting fucked by their respective dads.
I don't use the term "neck yourself" lightly, but...

 

[Thiletonomics]

This is some really obsessive dedication to Fire Emblem snuff stories, and that's not a good thing:

Spoiler: Way too many tags here

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

This is some really obsessive dedication to Fire Emblem snuff stories, and that's not a good thing:

Spoiler: Way too many tags here

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I feel like it's worth mentioning that this is nearly as long as the King James Bible, and over 190,000 words longer than War and Peace. Autism sure is a hell of a drug.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

This is some really obsessive dedication to Fire Emblem snuff stories, and that's not a good thing:

Spoiler: Way too many tags here

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Wow, no wonder Nintendo gets bitchy over fanworks, because good lordy, these fanfics.... They make Sonichu look like The Chronicles of Narnia. At least Sonichu made me laugh at its stupidity. But this fanfic comes off as if a teen incel wrote it.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

For the love of all that is holy, stop pounding Weiss.
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The fanfic

That's depressingly not new to me. I got bored enough to lurk through the weird tumblr refugee part of Papa Nier's fanbase.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Have you ever ran into a fanfic where the idea of it is so absurd, that even after reading it, you don't understand what the fuck is going on? This fic comes to mind for me:

And what's the deal with authors writing grimdark fics that take place in anime/cartooms/movies/TV shows/video games, that are light-hearted in nature?

 

[Homemade Car Milk]

Have you ever ran into a fanfic where the idea of it is so absurd, that even after reading it, you don't understand what the fuck is going on? This fic comes to mind for me:

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And what's the deal with authors writing grimdark fics that take place in anime/cartooms/movies/TV shows/video games, that are light-hearted in nature?

I think it’s some kinda boner for edgy, pitch-black depressing shit.

 

[Compositesludge]

And what's the deal with authors writing grimdark fics that take place in anime/cartooms/movies/TV shows/video games, that are light-hearted in nature?

I can imagine there's a strange joy to be had in making children's characters say the fuck word and kill one another. I'm admittedly mostly thinking of Meatcanyon's output, but I think it still applies.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I can imagine there's a strange joy to be had in making children's characters say the fuck word and kill one another. I'm admittedly mostly thinking of Meatcanyon's output, but I think it still applies.

To prove this is absolutely true, there's a play called "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead" that is literally just an edgy fanfic of The Peanuts in theater form (well, I think it's mainly a reading, but still). And it's a hit with critics and actually won awards.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

Everytime I see an edgy grimdark fanfic on children's media, I think of the old 1990s web 1.0 era copypasta fanfic, known as "Agony in Pink".

For those who aren't familiar with the web 1.0 days (good lord, I feel old), Agony in Pink is basically a torture porn fanfic based off of the 1990's kid's series, "The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers". The fic has Kimberly/The Pink ranger going through so much violent torture reminiscent of the controversial "Guinea Pig" series of movies.

Here is a link to the ED article about it (WARNING: Once read, you can't unread. Read at your own risk):

https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Agony_In_Pink

 

[THOTHunterAlice]

Everytime I see an edgy grimdark fanfic on children's media, I think of the old 1990s web 1.0 era copypasta fanfic, known as "Agony in Pink".

For those who aren't familiar with the web 1.0 days (good lord, I feel old), Agony in Pink is basically a torture porn fanfic based off of the 1990's kid's series, "The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers". The fic has Kimberly/The Pink ranger going through so much violent torture reminiscent of the controversial "Guinea Pig" series of movies.

Here is a link to the ED article about it (WARNING: Once read, you can't unread. Read at your own risk):

https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/index.php/Agony_In_Pink

I could be wrong but if my memory serves me well someone already posted the fic on this thread.

 

[Jolyne THICCujoh]

Well. If I can commend the author of this THING for anything, it'd be how they got to the point and didn't pussyfoot about the content.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

I could be wrong but if my memory serves me well someone already posted the fic on this thread.

I don't remember, but I noticed I am not alone with remembering that fanfic. I dunno if I find Agony in Pink unintentionally funny or intentionally horrifying.

 

[Homemade Car Milk]

I can imagine there's a strange joy to be had in making children's characters say the fuck word and kill one another. I'm admittedly mostly thinking of Meatcanyon's output, but I think it still applies.

At least MeatCanyon does it right.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Here's some MLP depravity in fanfic form:

Spoiler: NSFL story description and tags

And why do some writers refer to their tags for story content as "TRIGGERS"? Not to mention that someone actually commissioned for this story, I do wonder how much those would cost, compared to things like art commissions?

 

[Compositesludge]

To prove this is absolutely true, there's a play called "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead" that is literally just an edgy fanfic of The Peanuts in theater form (well, I think it's mainly a reading, but still). And it's a hit with critics and actually won awards.

At best, I think it's a way to explore adult issues in a way that you're comfortable with. Those characters fueled your dreams and joy as a child, and maybe by exploring how they might deal with, say, a breakup or getting fired, you can draw inspiration and strength from them anew and bring them with you as you grow up. At worst, it's a horny thing. Unless it gets worse than that, in which case, I don't think I want to know any more.

At least MeatCanyon does it right.

Oh, P-Pooh, is it o-okay to be horny when being eaten?

 

[Homemade Car Milk]

Here's some MLP depravity in fanfic form:

Spoiler: NSFL story description and tags

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And why do some writers refer to their tags for story content as "TRIGGERS"? Not to mention that someone actually commissioned for this story, I do wonder how much those would cost, compared to things like art commissions?

WHY?

And, by the way, how can you have fucking triggers when your smutfic is the My Little Pony equivalent of LOLICON AKA UNDERAGE SMUT.

 

[Homemade Car Milk]

Apologies for the double post.

I am frothing and my sanity has been whittled down to a thread.

This terrifies me.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

And, by the way, how can you have fucking triggers when your smutfic is the My Little Pony equivalent of LOLICON AKA UNDERAGE SMUT.

Also how is egg laying triggering? For reals? Like I thought CLAMP's infamous "Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?" was a lot of fujoshis' awakening?

 

[Homemade Car Milk]

Also how is egg laying triggering? For reals? Like I thought CLAMP's infamous "Kakyoin, did you lay this egg?" was a lot of fujoshis' awakening?

I swear they only put in triggers so the Tumblrites don’t go apeshit and baw about their trauma and how triggering everything is.