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Does going to events mean sitting on a blanket with a DS and a pony toy waiting for someone to notice him?
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
Does going to events mean sitting on a blanket with a DS and a pony toy waiting for someone to notice him?
Still in the grey bra, just with "WANT BABY" on it duct taped over "WANT WOMAN".
That would make Chris look like a pedo or a male gay, both maybe
Someone should make a Craigslist Ad for him.
Too late for that.
I take it back, Chris and Tara Strong were made for each other.
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IDK if it was intentional (I doubt it), but Slade Wilson/Deathstroke was actually President of America in an alternate comic timeline, so a character Tara Strong voiced is beating up the president.
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IDK if it was intentional (I doubt it), but Slade Wilson/Deathstroke was actually President of America in an alternate comic timeline, so a character Tara Strong voiced is beating up the president.
I agree, maybe Chris did find his soulmate after all. This is literally akin to "I'm going to beat you up in Soul Calibur!"
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I hate using this term, but "normies" on Twitter who are into politics are the worst.
On both sides.
Pseudo nerds who violently hate Trump and show their tits for attention on the left and middle aged Christian housewives in MAGA hats who blindly idolize Trump and show their tits for attention on the right.
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I cannot tell whose smile is more forced.
I bett Chris' body grease was on fleek that day.
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Who are these alleged "friends"? Chris is about the most boring person in the goddamned world. All he would have to talk about is his new toys and Vidya, recounting a Family Guy or South Park episode he saw in excruciating detail, and his "lesbian soul". His hygiene is deplorable, his mannerisms are annoying, and his appearance is comical. I have a real hard time believing that anyone considers themselves a friend of Chris out of anything other than pity.
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Marvin can't compromise his field ops.
But yeah if what Marvin says is true, Chris has found his new gal pals, people who hang with him out of pity. And I just noticed the "rapist chris saga when" so maybe withholding Chris' life story from these poor girls is a bad idea?
Trolls.
Hot damn he looks sexy in a mini skirt and bra.
One of them appears to be some social worker who works with
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Chris doesn't understand much, so it's not surprising he saw "uterus" and just assumed he could reproduce.
Without ovaries or egg donation, Chris could never have a baby. And I'm not even sure transferring a uterus to a man would give that man a fertile uterus (ie: a uterus that grows a lining and sheds it).
To top it off, people who get organ transplants need to take pills so the body doesn't reject the organ and those pills are known to cause pregnancy problems.
Even if you could find a way to overcome all these issues, Chris literally could never afford the surgery unless his insurance covered it. And not to mention, egg donation is not free either. And then where's he getting the sperm from?? The way he's 'stored' it won't last, and I'm sure you need to be on some sort of hormone schedule before this transplant surgery.
TLDR; Chris is never getting pregnant and likely will never reproduce.
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