Containment Random Chris Updates -

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris commented on a video which criticizes the practice of training dogs to walk on hind legs.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Chris commented on a video which criticizes the practice of training dogs to walk on hind legs.

human english as opposed to christine english?

 

[Wraith]

Life is like a hurricane - here in, Chris -ville

cut vagina, pepper spray - its a, trans pill

might solve a love-quest

or become a gamestop pest

Chris Tales - Woo - Ooo

Tales of pussy, Oestrogen and luck fails - Woo Ooo

Every Day on youtube making big wails - Woo Ooo

Congratulations, you not only Chrised that up (my new phrase I can't get rid of,) but you got that music stuck in my head again after all these years.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris commented [...]

Wow, Chris really does watch way too much TV.

 

[Trilby]

Wow, Chris really does watch way too much TV.

Not a surprise!

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris commented on a video which criticizes the practice of training dogs to walk on hind legs.

Food, shelter, love... getting an animal vaccinated; it's not rocket science, Chrissy.

 

[Lipitor]

Chris commented on a video which criticizes the practice of training dogs to walk on hind legs.

Nothing cruel about making your dogs live 100% indoors and not even let them out to take a shit.

 

[idosometimes]

I have to agree with Chris here. As impressive as training a dog to walk on its hind legs is, it has nothing on a dog speaking English and having the intellectual capacity to handle interspecies communication.

Knowing Chris, he'll get a "great" idea to have 100 plushies made of his ugly skylanders avatar instead

And then give them away as prizes after selling $47 worth of stamps....

 

[The Fool]

Ironically a dog or cat has more congnetitive functionality to comprehend English than Chris does, so he's not completely off base.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris commented on a video which criticizes the practice of training dogs to walk on hind legs.

The :autism: in that response really makes me just zone out for a second.

I suspect Chris is still trying to gumshoe his way to finding out what happened to Sorbet.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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$300 is not unreasonable, given that this company is doing the hard work of actually figuring out how to turn some scrawl into a 3D toy. I wouldn't expect Chris to understand this, though, given that he thinks he deserves a $100,000 salary, a private office and a team of servants for having ripped off two fictional characters seventeen years ago.

Chris commented on a video which criticizes the practice of training dogs to walk on hind legs.

Chris wouldn't like that at all. "Chris, we want to go for a walk!" "Chris, my back hurts!" "Chris, I don't feel very well, I think it's my heart!"

 

[CharlieBrowns]

Chris commented on a video which criticizes the practice of training dogs to walk on hind legs.

Well, yeah, Chris. I would also be impressed if they invented a pill that turned my shit into Pringles, but that's reality for you.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Chris, we want to go for a walk!" "Chris, my back hurts!" "Chris, I don't feel very well, I think it's my heart!"

Or "Chris, get a job."

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Nothing cruel about making your dogs live 100% indoors and not even let them out to take a shit.

TBF, I get tired of the "don't let animals be outside!"argument. Especially regarding cats.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris commented on a video which criticizes the practice of training dogs to walk on hind legs.

I would be more impressed if Chris could understand, learn, and translate human English. Dogs don't need to learn human English anyway, they're way more adept at communicating with humans of all language through social interaction than Chris will ever be. It never occurred to Chris that dogs can't learn English because they don't have to.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Fairly sure no woman wants to serenade a cross dressing man child who watches children shows.

 

[Zvantastika]

Looks like someone is going to need a mirror and this:

 

[jc17]

His cat's in miserable shape and all he can think of is My Little Pony and pussy.

 

[Rogowski]

TRANSLATION: Gee, I really wish I wasn't forever alone and also I wish that a woman way out of my league would do all the leg work involved in getting into a relationship. This way I get to have a girlfriend magically appear out of thin air.