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Mariposa Electrique

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It's fitting that Chris likes this shirt.

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The irony that this shirt was probably intended to target and make fun of people like Chris just makes my heart level go up by about 2,000%:tomgirl:
Sorry Chris, non-adults can't drill holes in their crotches with whatever they have at their disposal..you've been busted, keep dreaming about your return to the womb while we laugh in unison.
 

Iam

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Well it was blue, originally, when he went to Omegacon. And his roots were visible if I remember correctly while the dye was still fading from blue to green. But yeah, he can't get the color he is looking for because he's not bleaching his hair first--that's about the only way you can get a true blue or green hair color.

You're right, for certain gradients you have to bleach the hair first or go to an actual hairdresser and use proper chemicals designed for the effect. before applying the actual dye. But I'm unsure I trust Chris with doing that without accidentally blinding himself or swallowing some of the bleach and I doubt he'd have it professionally dyed.
 

idosometimes

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does anyone know why he's talking about transformers so much lately?
Maybe he is finally coming around to the fact he likes dick. For, as he said, in "FUTURE MESSAGE":
Now for the, uh, ladies I would recommend... a good old Autobot from Transformers. Because you can get to learn how to examine the mechanics and variations of... each and every... I mean, of the, uh, Autobot you have... like, uh, you would tr—like you would learn how... a man... works. And it'll allow you to feel more comfortable in approaching, and talking to, that boy you've been flirtin' from a distance, or, uh, just have been, uh, flirting with from a distance.
 

The Giver

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The irony that this shirt was probably intended to target and make fun of people like Chris just makes my heart level go up by about 2,000%
That's optimistic, I'm afraid.

I'm pretty sure this shirt was made to target the appalling large "fat 20 something male fan of MLP" demographic. I respect the hustle, but the fact that this is a viable business model shows that there is something rotten in our society.
 

The American Hedgehog

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Chris really wants to learn telekinesis.

He requested a hypnosis track about it on this video page.

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HumanBeanbag

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Chris really wants to learn telekinesis.

He requested a hypnosis track about it on this video page.

He liked the 'Level 1' video on September 13th so I guess the idea stuck with him if he's making a request now.

His belief in curses, voodoo dolls, body changing hypnosis and now telekinesis is always interesting because for most people it's very black and white that they don't work. But in Chris's worldview they are still viable and somehow he hasn't had the experience saying otherwise. If anything the subliminal beats probably reinforced it.
 

Mariposa Electrique

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@Marvin more and more evidence is showing that Chris is really invested in this.
He's merely optimistic, you guys....
Chris is absolutely insane and this goes way beyond autism

I am thinking that with telekinesis, Chris is going to try and unbend the duck and possibly stretch it out with his mind.
 

Count Olaf

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well yeah if the comic is anything to go on he thinks he already has psychic powers i guess now he just thinks he needs to unlock them fully

Oh lord. Watch him, in maybe about a month or two, start claiming that the hypnosis videos have worked again making him a master of telekinesis, followed by him getting in trouble with the law again after trying (and utterly failing) to telekinetically maim the employees of WalMart or Gamestop or some other place he's been banned from.
 
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