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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
Perhaps, but keep in mind that before he began his homosexual comraderie at gay events he was frequently whining online about nobody paying attention to him or having any time for him in the Mean old town of C-Ville.
So the infamous photo of him looking forlornly at his Nintendo DS alone at McDonalds was pretty representative as of a couple of years ago.
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Well, what if you keep poking him with something, like a cattle prod or stun gun or some such? You know those high-decibel air horns they make these days? That should get a funny reaction out of him. What about that shouting Japanese guy on youtube? He could follow Chris around and scream at him for a larff. I still think there's lots of potential in tricking Chris into living in a reality show set made to look just like Branchland Court and subjecting him to a non-stop barrage of strange noises, hideous imagery projected on the ceiling as he sleeps, and toys that inform him every day about how deeply they despise him. All means of exit would be sealed, naturally.
Chris seems to be very fragile and timid. If he's not being constantly bombarded with terrifying, aggravating, emotionally damaging, panic inducing stimuli 20 hours a day (4 hours set aside for sleep), we're just not trying hard enough.
Of course it is. It's a pony isn't it?
Nah, he would've whipped it out even sooner.
Plus that account existed before Kert Varnsen. If it was his, then he would've probably used that to make the likes on Doopie's account.
And BTW, he really is hung up on the Doopie's thing, isn't he? It has turned into a big sore spot for him.
Plus that account existed before Kert Varnsen. If it was his, then he would've probably used that to make the likes on Doopie's account.
And BTW, he really is hung up on the Doopie's thing, isn't he? It has turned into a big sore spot for him.
I saw another person Chris follows on Twitter number their tweets like that so people wouldn't get the order confused. I think Chris is just copying that.
I'm guessing Jessica will "discover" his latest antics on Thursday or Friday and use it as an excuse to cancel the date. Then they'll get back together but - oh no! She's not free again for another month.
Yeah that date is coming close, and so far she has been weirdly silent this week.
Then Chris should make a special trip to her place of residence. Better yet, he should make it a special surprise. Girls love surprises and Jessica is a real woman that really exists and is dating Chris in a real and romantic fashion.
Merryweatherey
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In all fairness, most workplaces do a quick Google search on anyone they're looking to hire. I doubt anyone would be quick to hire a person, after googling "Christian Weston Chandler." Not that Chris bothers to try.
Can you imagine being someone who shares Chris name? That would be horrifying to have to explain.
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CoolGuyHitler
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Yeah Chris is pretty much unhireable but it's 100% his fault.
Merryweatherey
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Nobody bring this to any politician, because any such restrictions would bring places like the Kiwifarms to a content drought, but I almost feel like people with severe mental handicaps should have their access to the internet limited. The amount of self harm they can do is unbelievably high.
Keep in mind that former criminals & drug addicts can find jobs. Sure, their issues aren't as public as CWC's are, but it is possible if he is willing to undertake some measures like a name change or even just going by Chris Chandler. Also, there are resources available for disabled people to find jobs, one of his friends even offered him the chance, but he said no.
As someone else stated earlier, the bigger problem is in getting him to actually do the basics necessary for any job (Having a respectable CV, looking presentable, getting coaching for interviews..etc.), his refusal to do so is what is driving his current Doopie/Jessica saga, if you like to call it that.
Agree, internet and social interaction. The old excuse of "Oh, anyone's free to make an ass out of themselves on the internet" just does not fly with people who have no executive functioning skills or perception difficulties. I also think people white knigting him and encouraging his delusional BS are equally as cruel.
Merryweatherey
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Personally I have hopes that Chris can move on from all of this, one day. If he can learn to accept his internet infamy, forgive the trolls who legitimately hurt him, and maybe get a small job somewhere, that would be the best.
Caz
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Chris, about himself getting a job.
TBH, I still hope that one day he will look back at his life and decide that he might want to join the normie club, but yeah, too much
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lol, you realize the prospect of having a job is one of Chris's biggest fears. He desperately wants the fantasy world he's created for himself to become realized, and refuses to leave never-never -land.
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