Containment Random Chris Updates -

[The Dude]

Holy shit, I can't believe on top of everything else right now, Chris started vaping.. I bet he gets kicked out of every vape store in Charlottesville.

It's to help pick him up from all the valium. The valium is to help bring him down from the cocaine.

 

[The Captain]

Holy shit, I can't believe on top of everything else right now, Chris started vaping.. I bet he gets kicked out of every vape store in Charlottesville.

Lolwut Chris is vaping now?!

Vape nation baby!

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Lolwut Chris is vaping now?!

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Probably smokes something like cotton candy or like pudding.

 

[The Captain]

Probably smokes something like cotton candy or like pudding.

Pickle flavored vape juice?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Pickle flavored vape juice?

Or even smoking grease from McDonald's Fryers.

 

[Raiken]

So chris is into vaping now... Not to suprising, his heavy tabaco use needs to be cut back anyway, it's good he is looking for alternatives.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So chris is into vaping now... Not to suprising, his heavy tabaco use needs to be cut back anyway, it's good he is looking for alternatives.

Hol' up. Chris SMOKED? Holy shit, I can imagine Chris smoking some Lucky Strikes or some American Spirit cigarettes.

 

[The Captain]

Hol' up. Chris SMOKED? Holy shit, I can imagine Chris smoking some Lucky Strikes or some American Spirit cigarettes.

Bob is going to cut that tobaccy down!

 

[Raiken]

Hol' up. Chris SMOKED? Holy shit, I can imagine Chris smoking some Lucky Strikes or some American Spirit cigarettes.

Around 5 packs a day. That is what started the housefire.
It's also where most of his money goes to. He tried sigars once but it made him to manly.

 

[The Captain]

Around 5 packs a day. That is what started the housefire.
It's also where most of his money goes to. He tried sigars once but it made him to manly.

So the coffee maker excuse was @Marvin propaganda?!?!

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Around 5 packs a day. That is what started the housefire.
It's also where most of his money goes to. He tried sigars once but it made him to manly.

Source? Because I remember hearing about how the house fire was the caused by an Keurig machine.

 

[Mason Verger]

Source? Because I remember hearing about how the house fire was the caused by an Keurig machine.

They said that to scam Kuerig since they knew they were at fault.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

They said that to scam Keurig since they knew they were at fault.

I think he smoked near a Keurig Coffee machine. He lights a cigarette and then accidentally burns himself, leading to the match burning a exposed bathroom insulation or the old extension cord; Leading to the fire.

 

[CWCissey]

Nah nah nah, Chris smokes Spice. He zonked out and the lit spliff set a load of McMuffin wrappers on fire, leading to the house fire.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

He vaped his own house once.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Chris going through nicotine withdrawal would be quite the sight. Coupled with tard rage, it might usher in the apocalypse.

 

[Stanky]

I did not realize how literally people took the cwcki portrayal of Chris until I started talking to people on here.

I mean, you don't really need to read the cwcki to see how insane Chris is. I'm pretty sure a lot of the people you're talking to just skim through it to get a general idea of what's been happening , then watch whatever video or read whatever social media post it references. No matter how you try to spin it, everyone can see that he's a batshit insane manchild and public nuisance who constantly gets banned from every place he goes to and refuses to take any personal responsibility for his own actions. He has not and will never change, and he refuses to seek help. I mean, not even a week ago he said "I'm not crazy so I'm not gonna see a psychiatrist, now let me tell you about my imaginary friends and magic and cartoon universes that are totally 100% real! Look! I even have a sonichu ball to prove it!"

I'm pretty sure the cwcki bias has very little to do with what people actually think of him. That's a different story for the people in Chris' life, though.

I don't like seeing him get abused and ripped off by faggots like Wise and Boyd, but we need to stop treating Chris like he's been some innocent victim his entire life. He doesn't deserve abuse, but he also doesn't deserve to be treated like an innocent little angel who can do no wrong either. Yeah, his parents and everybody else in his life failed him and turned him into the person he is today, but it doesn't change the fact that the person they turned him into is a horrible person.

This is coming from someone who genuinely likes Chris. I don't wanna see the poor guy suffer, but I also don't like that he's never had to learn from his mistakes.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Can we get a Chris and Vaping CWCki page?

 

[Iamthatis]

When it comes to information about Chris' daily life (and by extension, his mental state), you should keep in mind that you do not know very much about Chris.

The view of Chris that you have is heavily marketed to you, as you're an audience member.

Diagnosing Chris from afar is comparable to diagnosing a political leader from afar. (News headlines like "lol sellout doctor says president so and so has narcissistic personality disorder! it's totally legit!")

I know this because I was one of the people specifically constructing these narratives for quite some time. After I quit, the people who followed me continued to do the same thing, and they often asked me for advice.

I know this is unbelievable, because Chris seems so blatantly bonkers. Don't get me wrong, he is bonkers. But not in the way that you think. There's significant gaps in the public knowledge.

I did not realize how literally people took the cwcki portrayal of Chris until I started talking to people on here.

To give an hypothetical, someone could construct a narrative that Chris has a deep running nicotene addiction. They could talk about how Chris got into vaping and now he does it constantly. They could get Chris to do it on video once. The rumors would swirl and then a few people would quote a few choice Idea Guys posting on kf, put those quotes on the cwcki, and it'd quickly become canon.

Consider how little is known about the IG saga itself. How much of that was Chris? How much of that was manufactured? No public source has said. Someone could push pretty much any interpretation of that situation as canon, and it'd become canon on the cwcki.

To get this back to specifics: Chris' daily life is largely shut off from us. Do you think Chris doesn't have any friends? What do you think he does all day? Probably nothing, sitting at home, alone, right?

None of these assumptions are true.

But it's important to keep in mind that the Chris that the cwcki portrays is not the real IRL Chris. Cwcki Chris is heavily inspired by the IRL Chris. Consider him a parody of the real thing. But there's a distinct difference between the two.

I don't want to discourage speculation about Chris. It's fun and we're frequently on the mark. But "frequently" here means like 70%. I think 30% is a significant margin of error. We should keep in mind how often we're wrong.

If you are ever super confident about something about Chris, you should probably take a step back and consider your sources.

While I agree we aren’t afforded the detailed view of Chris’s day to day life that you and the other “moon goons” are I would still disagree. Let’s lay the cwcki aside and just look at the Role Playing saga, Chris with absolutely no evidence or any rational or sane reason to easily believed everything those two told him. Everything that Chris was fed by the two twits is stuff you would be hard pressed to make a small child believe. Despite this they were able to get Chris to harm himself, humiliate himself, extorted thousands of dollars from him, and got him to punch his mother in the face. These are not the actions of a functional adult capable of caring for themself. Also I don’t buy the religion argument. At least with that you can say you are going with the herd (everyone else I know believes this) So I don’t understand how the cwcki being “marketed” is relevant. Unless of course this particular incident has been “marketed” to appear different than how it is. If those chat logs are for real im pretty confident believing that Chris is coo coo for coco puffs

 

[The American Hedgehog]